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[SalvaPot]

I want Link to be a turtle.

 

[DXLelouch153]

I didn't decide that at all.

it was decided that if gay marriage was legalized Link would be a girl
you must of missed the memo

 

[10k]

I like this.

 

[Theonik]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ba72100415f1f1d0db8f5376a380f253/tumblr_n1g7hmLOSu1st0x8fo1_500.jpg

Only if we get Jojo Zelda

KONO RINKU GA

Where the fuck is this pre-teen's nose?

Ask the artist.

 

[Puruzi]

it was decided that if gay marriage was legalized Link would be a girl
you must of missed the memo

refuse

 

[Brashnir]

Evilore I DEMAND you also change race for Link too.

And add a voice actor.

New Link to be voiced by Beyonce.

 

[RyudBoy]

In other news, EvilLore kinda looks like Stannis Baratheon.

But is he just as evil?

 

[LeonSPBR]

.

 

[EviLore]

Actually Link is black now

I just couldn't identify with Link "LJ" Johnson. The Italian mobster from the 1980s riding around speedboats and supercars in Miami in the one before that, sure, but there's just something about LJ that makes Legend of Zelda: A Fault Line to the Past the worst Zelda game, despite the best music, the best game world, the best missions, the most interesting character arc, and the most content and freedom.

I can't quite put my finger on what it was, though.

 

[Pinky]

whoa

whoa now you've gone too far

 

[LeleSocho]

That rolling beachball has made EviLore drunk
I really hope Nintendo makes a Zelda game with the badass Skyward Sword Impa as protagonist as soon as possible so we can end this stupid debate over Link's gender.

 

[Nephtes]

I'd like to add my support for officially recognizing Link as a girl.

That tunic wasn't doing anything to make her convincingly masculine, even in the 80's.

 

[Neiteio]

Evilore I DEMAND you also change race for Link too.

Conspiracy theory

Zelda is Nazi propaganda

You have Link and Zelda, the blue-eyed blonde-haired Aryan master race dealing with the Third Reich Triforce.

You have Ganondorf, the King of Evil, every ethnic stereotype combined (Middle Eastern nose, black skin, Irish hair).

And if you squint really, really, really hard, the boomerang kind of, sort of, looks like a swatiska, when thrown, and seen from certain angles.

 

[BGBW]

Evilore I DEMAND you also change race for Link too.

From Hylian to...?

Oocca?

 

[ElTorro]

 

[Cømet]

In other news, EvilLore kinda looks like Stannis Baratheon.

But is he just as evil?

STANNIS DID NOTHING WRONG.

 

[Gestault]

I just couldn't identify with Link "LJ" Johnson. The Italian mobster from the 1980s riding around speedboats and supercars in Miami in the one before that, sure, but there's just something about LJ that makes Legend of Zelda: A Fault Line to the Past the worst Zelda game, despite the best music, the best game world, the best missions, the most interesting character arc, and the most content and freedom.

I can't quite put my finger on what it was, though.

I don't always love you, but right now I love you.

 

[Palculator]

Conspiracy theory

Zelda is Nazi propaganda

You have Link and Zelda, the blue-eyed blonde-haired Aryan master race dealing with the Third Reich Triforce.

You have Ganondorf, the King of Evil, every ethnic stereotype combined (Middle Eastern nose, black skin, Irish hair).

And if you squint really, really, really hard, the boomerang kind of, sort of, looks like a swatiska, when thrown, and seen from certain angles.

It wasn't censored in Germany.

Disproven.

 

[Spacejaws]

Dogs > Cats

That's not even a real sword! How is he supposed to go out alone!

 

[Wavebossa]

Conspiracy theory

Zelda is Nazi propaganda

You have Link and Zelda, the blue-eyed blonde-haired Aryan master race dealing with the Third Reich Triforce.

You have Ganondorf, the King of Evil, every ethnic stereotype combined (Middle Eastern nose, black skin, Irish hair).

And if you squint really, really, really hard, the boomerang kind of, sort of, looks like a swatiska, when thrown, and seen from certain angles.

I thought this was common knowledge?

Spoiler

I'm not joking..

 

[bomblord1]

Dogs > Cats

Ima have to disagree here

 

[Neiteio]

It wasn't censored in Germany.

Disproven.

Germany is a distraction.

The real Nazis... are the Dutch.

 

[Cømet]

That's not even a real sword! How is he supposed to go out alone!

Not to worry, his bite is worse than his bark.

 

[sensui-tomo]

If link becomes a girl, I'll have to go back to work. (avatar image will at the least)

 

[Megidolaon]

Forget female. I for one would do some naughty things in exchange for a Link with pink hair again.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I'd like to add my support for officially recognizing Link as a girl.

That tunic wasn't doing anything to make her convincingly masculine, even in the 80's.

So what now guys have to dress in a way that conforms to your caveman notion of traditional masculinity?

 

[-Horizon-]

Artwise, it's really easy to switch the gender in the Zelda series. And it does not even have to be sexualized in a creepy way...

That is adorable

I still thought that was a girl when it first aired.

 

[RyudBoy]

STANNIS DID NOTHING WRONG.

wut

 

[liliththepale]

This thread makes me so happy!

#TeamFemaleLink

 

[DXLelouch153]

STANNIS DID NOTHING WRONG.

he did everthing wrong
his court sorceress abandoned him

 

[Rajang]

I just couldn't identify with Link "LJ" Johnson. The Italian mobster from the 1980s riding around speedboats and supercars in Miami in the one before that, sure, but there's just something about LJ that makes Legend of Zelda: A Fault Line to the Past the worst Zelda game, despite the best music, the best game world, the best missions, the most interesting character arc, and the most content and freedom.

I can't quite put my finger on what it was, though.

LOL, I remember this.

 

[Euron]

But what does this make Yoshi?

 

[oti]

Conspiracy theory

Zelda is Nazi propaganda

You have Link and Zelda, the blue-eyed blonde-haired Aryan master race dealing with the Third Reich Triforce.

You have Ganondorf, the King of Evil, every ethnic stereotype combined (Middle Eastern nose, black skin, Irish hair).

And if you squint really, really, really hard, the boomerang kind of, sort of, looks like a swatiska, when thrown, and seen from certain angles.

Welp

 

[Iva Demilcol]

I've just decided Link is a shrimp. There's nothing you can do to stop me.

 

[Village]

I just couldn't identify with Link "LJ" Johnson. The Italian mobster from the 1980s riding around speedboats and supercars in Miami in the one before that, sure, but there's just something about LJ that makes Legend of Zelda: A Fault Line to the Past the worst Zelda game, despite the best music, the best game world, the best missions, the most interesting character arc, and the most content and freedom.

I can't quite put my finger on what it was, though.

Can some link the san andreas thread again

The salt is ageless

 

[Regiruler]

Ownership of neogaf doesn't allow you to bend the fabric of truth Evilore

You need GameFAQs for that

 

[Neiteio]

I still thought that was a girl when it first aired.

It was originally a girl. I know because of my Uncle Jimtendo who works at Nintendo.

"Neiteio, my boy," he said, taking a drag on his bubble pipe, "I remember it like it was just yesterday. Aonuma-san realized his lead artist, Progressive Pete, had slipped a female Link into the game. Aonuma-san was outraged. 'How dare you?' he howled, slapping the artist. 'Link doesn't wear an apron! Link doesn't make sandwiches for his husband!' he cried, shooting the artist with a sawed-off shotgun. It was... a grisly scene."

 

[tengiants]

I'm cool with this. Joel, you're next.

 

[Azure J]

I just couldn't identify with Link "LJ" Johnson. The Italian mobster from the 1980s riding around speedboats and supercars in Miami in the one before that, sure, but there's just something about LJ that makes Legend of Zelda: A Fault Line to the Past the worst Zelda game, despite the best music, the best game world, the best missions, the most interesting character arc, and the most content and freedom.

I can't quite put my finger on what it was, though.

I fucking love this website so goddamn much.

 

[breadtruck]

I dont recall being part of this vote. Im sure I would have voted no... I think.

 

[oti]

That's not even a real sword! How is he supposed to go out alone!

He ain't need no sword. He defeats enemies with his cuteness.

Ima have to disagree here

 

[DXLelouch153]

Ownership of neogaf doesn't allow you to bend the fabric of truth Evilore

You need GameFAQs for that

we willed the big three games into existence
WE HAVE ALL THE POWER

 

[BGBW]

If link becomes a girl, I'll have to go back to work. (avatar image will at the least)

It already exists. She deals with enemies in an interesting way to say the least.

 

[Brashnir]

I just couldn't identify with Link "LJ" Johnson. The Italian mobster from the 1980s riding around speedboats and supercars in Miami in the one before that, sure, but there's just something about LJ that makes Legend of Zelda: A Fault Line to the Past the worst Zelda game, despite the best music, the best game world, the best missions, the most interesting character arc, and the most content and freedom.

I can't quite put my finger on what it was, though.

Somebody make us some Big Smoke = Ganon artwork, pronto.

Spoiler

also OG Loc is Tingle

 

[Vorg]

Thats that guy Zelda, silly.

 

[Paskil]

Boom. Nintendo was in favor of marriage equality, all along.

 

[mazpratim]

It's times like this where I wish we could post NSFW fanart on GAF

 

[Tregard]

Is there any contact to this thread or was it just decided this is the way things should be?

 

[Wynnebeck]

I somehow doubt that...

If you're packing a ukulele, I don't want to talk to ya.

 

[Cømet]

wut

Lannister lover

he did everthing wrong
his court sorceress abandoned him

Well I was joking. Fitted with the thread.

Trusting a nutty woman proclaiming love for a god nobody had ever heard of that required the blood of your relatives for victory was always a terrible idea.

Would take Stannis over the Lannisters anyday though.