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My best friend has three dogs: Chopper, Harley, and Brat. I think all three are bad names. If he had ever ridden a motorcycle, maybe.

My older ferret (that passed away last year) was named biscuit, but that's a great name.
 
My cat's name is Manny, as in "Manny Calavera"

pretty vanilla, I guess
 
I remember a kid wanting to name a dog Boner back when I was in grade school. I don't think his parents let him though.
 
I name the male animals and she names the female animals.

Cats:
Male - Ryu
Female - Kiri

Dogs:
Male - Bowser
Female 1 - Cinder
Female 2 - Mia
 
KWA223 said:
I remember a kid wanting to name a dog Boner back when I was in grade school. I don't think his parents let him though.

Sure it wasn't..

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My old dog used to be called: Fiveadayrockafella

My new dog is called; Oakeye (which I think is awesome <3)
 
My previous (And best cat in the whole world): Sir. Anthony Daniel Fuzzman.
My current kitten (And best gray kitten ever): Minnie Minnie.
Out current dog: Osvaldo
 
I had two gay rabbits and I called them Bob and Steve. Bob was bigger so he was usually the one doing the giving. Steve got some once in a while too though.
 
Ting Tong Macadangdang/Ting Ting/Dang Dang/Orange = Willie
Siskatoonie/Siskaloonie/Sissy/Sissy Seymour = Seymour

Buddie/Beekie/Bud/Beaglelicious/The Inspector = Tigger
Lady Tootsie/Baby Noo Noo/Doggie = Roo

we're fucked.
 
i had a white cat with grey spots named lassie

i had a siamese cat which i just called brown cat. but later on i started to call him moosh moosh, and then he died of a urinary clog :(

i have a grey cat called nefritiri, we call her nefry

i have another cat i call white cat
 
My dad named one of our cats "cat" when I was younger. This lead to some people beliving I was retarded.

Hi young man! What is your cats name?
- Cat
I see its a cat, what is the name?
- Cat..
Yes yes.. Is it named Jonas?
- No, Cat!
Uhm... I see, nice meeting you. *rushes off*
 
rezuth said:
My dad named one of our cats "cat" when I was younger. This lead to some people beliving I was retarded.

Hi young man! What is your cats name?
- Cat
I see its a cat, what is the name?
- Cat..
Yes yes.. Is it named Jonas?
- No, Cat!
Uhm... I see, nice meeting you. *rushes off*
that's why we named her "Katze", too:lol :lol :lol
 
rezuth said:
My dad named one of our cats "cat" when I was younger. This lead to some people beliving I was retarded.

Hi young man! What is your cats name?
- Cat
I see its a cat, what is the name?
- Cat..
Yes yes.. Is it named Jonas?
- No, Cat!
Uhm... I see, nice meeting you. *rushes off*
The cat we have now is the same. We just call it cat.
 
more our 'alternate' pet names :

my mums dog Bruno - BoomBoom
my dog Trisha - T-Bag
other dog Ollie - Little Man

hahahah

so stupid :D
 
Wandelstok, which is translated into english with Cane

That is obviously some witty name, because canis is dog in Latin, cane in English is then wandelstok in Dutch but seriously, you don't call your dog that.
 
through the years my pets names have been:

Cats:
Felix
Smokey
Link (which my ex fiancee took...bitch)
Sky
June

Dogs:
Shamy
Coco
Sadie
Juno

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Juno
 
I used to have a cat that rode on my shoulders and climbed trees. Once she was up high, she would always jump down on somebody and start clawing them. Her name was Assassin, but I called her Sin for short. I named her before she started doing that, but it fit well enough. Of course, that was probably a ridiculous name.
 
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