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Stupid pet names

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Their are so many bad dogs name and yet so few at the same time. Mostly i find if it doesn't fit the dogs personality or breed it can be a little unfortunate. Dogs with people names sometimes bother me. Names like "Gary" can work because you don't see those names as often anymore(personally), but if you name your dog John? or Dave? I think you could do a little better.
 
I find the best animal names are the best human names or words.

My dogs:
Schultz (RIP)
Mija

Honorable mentions (friend's and family's dogs):
Enzo (Sister's dog named after the character from Reboot)
Waffle & Fart (a pair of French Bulldogs)
Pudge
Camacho
 
Gordon.

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My dog name is "Cossie" which is the nickname normally given for a Cosworth. My friends wife called me stupid and my dogs name stupid because I spelled it with a double S and not a Z. :lol
 
My cat's name is Beavis. She's a 17 year old Hemingway cat with an unfortunate name.

I was squatting with a couple of other people in an abandoned house when her mom gave birth and we took them in. All but her and her brother died. Her brother "butthead" always wanted to butt his head against mine first thing when I got home. She had a bad habit of running into the moving blades of an open box fan about once a day and never learned from it. I thought she was a male too and that's how she ended up with that name.

Shame too because she's the sweetest and smartest cat I've ever owned. She was just a bit of a dumbass when she was a kitten.
 
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