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[tekumseh]

I've always given my pets human names over the years.

Cats:

Hallie (current, she's 15)
Samantha (Sammy, she's 20)
Duke (put down in March, he was 13)
Molly
Nick
Alex

Dogs:

Roxanne
Walter
Jesse James (JJ for short, of course)
Alex (again, so nice, I used it twice)
Lucy Jane (my current, a Toy Fox Terrier)

 

[Masamuna]

My dog's name is Zildjian, but also answers to Balmafuma.

 

[InnerFu]

My cats name is Mr. Kitty.....i'm not quite sure how she feels about her name.

 

[Jarate]

My cats name is Gandhi, which is retarded because it's quite the opposite of passive aggressive. I wanted to name it George S Catton though

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

We've got a cat named Al Sharpton.

 

[mrkgoo]

My cats name was Oscar.

 

[Drame]

My cats names are Tiuku and Felix.

Tiuku translates to bell and Felix is Latin for lucky & happy.

Well, I think Felix is happy, he weights around 11 kilos :lol. He's on a diet right now, so soon those kilos of awesome are long gone. He just loves food.

Tiuku is really like an bell, every morning at 6:00. She jumps to my bed and starts meowing until I get up, after that she goes back to sleep :lol. My own personal living alarm clock <3.

 

[Kave_Man]

I want to name my future dog Aquaman.

 

[gutter_trash]

had a white Guinea Pig named: Snow Ball

 

[fistfulofmetal]

My mom named our Chihuahua "Paco Bell"

 

[ryutaro's mama]

We named the dog Indiana.

 

[LQX]

When I was very young we had a dog whose name was Ketchup(ironic she got ran over).

 

[DrBaalzamon]

The dog's name was Indiana.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

The dog's name was Indiana.

Too slow on the draw.

 

[Stabby McSter]

my friend's cat's real name is butterscotch jones

but everyone calls him fuzzman D:

 

[Black Rainbow]

We have a Rabbit named Bunny. I know, very original.

My mom named our Chihuahua "Paco Bell"

That's a cute name actually.

 

[AlexMogil]

I have a dog named Zubov.

 

[Medalion]

Some of these aren't stupid pet names, they are cute names that jaded people don't like personally but may be cute to others.

My dog's name is "Lucky", but we call her "Luck-Luck" way more to the point she responds to that instead of Lucky.

 

[worldrunover]

My cat's name is Chandler. Yes, after the Friends character.

I have the worst cat name

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

I've named three of my dogs Chewbacca.
:lol :lol :lol

My first cat's name was Akai, though. We got it when I was a year and a half old and I saw that it was going to fall off the shopping cart it was on [we bought it at a K-Mart shopping lot lolz]. Since I only spoke Spanish at that time, I tried to say "se va caer," meaning "it's going to fall." Of course, being one and a half, my command of the language was pretty damn terrible so it came out as "a cae!" My parents were like, well, it's settled... It's name is "a cae," which turned into Akai when written.

 

[Nachkebia]

My cats name is Sofia......

 

[EraldoCoil]

2 cats

one names "Sammy" and the other named "Robbie"

1 dog

Named "Riggs"


i'm not very original with names lol.

 

[jogarrr]

Worst name I've heard is Boy.

 

[Irish]

Also had a dog named Jade and a cat named Leezard.

 

[Scuba Steve]

My dog Kirby

 

[Snytbaggen]

Many years ago we had a cat named Karl Einar Fisdunkel Ketchup.

 

[Arcane Hayter]

Dog- Name: Pokey | AKA: Poke-a-Roke, Poke-a-Rella, Poke-Poke
Dog- Name: Zoey | AKA: Zoey Buttons, Zazzoo, Zazzootie Roo, Zoe Zoe
Dog- Name: Turbo | AKA: Turbanyon, Turbs, (Tiny) Turbalita

 

[Tabris]

Brother and Sister cats named Luke and Leia

 

[EVIL]

Our russian dwarf hamster's name is Chocobo

 

[scoobs]

When i get my own cat someday i'm so naming him Carlton.

Also its not funny its more WTF? but my gf wanted to name her kitten Gunpowder.

 

[Sakuracha]

When I was a child I named my cats:

Cherry (after those delicious ones in the jars)

Black Panther, called Blackie for short


My two cats I have now are named:

Mew Mew

Tsuki-Yomi, which somehow got the nickname Sushi

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

my friend named her dog "cat" and her cat "dog".

 

[Knux-Future]

my cat is named Poopie... he used to smell like ass partly because he liked to roll in our underware....yep

other cat is named Puff Kitty...

 

[cashman]

I had a friend that named their cat butthole

and then the new kittens they got a couple months ago were butthole the third and butthole the fourth.

 

[Invisible Man]

My little brother named his hamster Hammy and his hermit crab Hermy. Quite original don't you think? :lol

 

[Corran Horn]

My roommates cat is named Nipples. One time it got outside and we couldn't find her (she is indoor cat). Im sure people were laughing at us yelling for Nipples outside for most of 2 days :lol

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Bippy.

 

[MrOctober]

Snookums (hypothetically speaking, none of my animals are named that)

:lol That's what my grandmother named her fucking cat.

 

[Roto13]

I had a cat named Steve the Cat. I also had one named Oliver, but he died last week.

 

[lordfroakie]

I named my first dog after Alfie, an NBC character :lol

My grandma named her beagal CC(chocholate chip).

 

[yuna55]

Our male Shiba's name is Kobe!, exclamation point and all.

On an episode of Chappelle's Show, he makes Rashida Jones sign a Love Contract (and later a Confidentiality Agreement), he tosses the used condom in the trash and yells, "Kobe!"

 

[crazy monkey]

cockateil and name is cookie

 

[Invisible Man]

Another one I just remembered was what my aunt named one of her cats. My aunt is real big on adopting strays, so one day she finds one wondering near her house and decides to take it in. Turns out that it's one eye got seriously damaged by some douchebag who shot it with a BB gun. So, she decides to name her BB. Not really stupid, just kind of ironic.

 

[DopeyFish]

my cat: duff (named after duff beer)

 

[Ela Hadrun]

Gerbils: Pinky and Fluffy. Terrible names (and terrible pets, for that matter) but I was eight and I had never even asked for gerbils and it was just a bad idea all around.

Cat 1: Snickers. Terrible name because I couldn't pick a name in time and my brother said Snickers and my mom thought it was adorable. Ugh.

We didn't name either of our current cats:
Lucy (came to us as Lucifer, I thought that was retarded but in deference to his previous owner we just shortened it so now we have a boy cat named Lucy and he is a sweetie)
Silver (Silver is not silver, he is like white and black and grey, I know an actual silver cat, and he is named Smokey. Silver's original owner was completely nucking futz.)

I have never had a pet that responded to its name. But when I want that I hang out with my best friend's Corgi. He's named Diego. It is a pretty good name. (for a long time her pets were all named after characters from Zorro? or something? Guinea pigs Bernardo Alejandro and Francisco etc)

 

[permutated]

The cat we have now is the same. We just call it cat.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

We call our kitten Emily 'Cuteon' (Phonetically "Cute-n").

 

[themustardman]

This is my dog spike. I am very glad i forcefully chose the name. My parents wanted to name him paddy. Yes, "Paddy". He is male.

This is Odie

my dogs are fucking badass.

Spoiler

sorry for the largeness

 

[Rorschach]

My friend's cat was named Cat.

We had a few cats (not all at once). Here are the names:

Elizabeth (aka liz, lizzy bear)
Big Fat Hungry Fred (aka BigFat)
Stinky Loquisha (aka Lik-lik)
Roxy (aka Boxy, Loxy)
Big Momma (aka Momma)
Sylvester
Oliver

Also had a dog named Champion.

 

[timetokill]

My dog Kirby

Great looking dog, how old is it?

 

[mike23]

The people who we adopted our dog from named him Gary.