Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since the God King is marching on.
WWE presents Summerslam 2015 Hosted by Jon "The Jersey Brawler" Stewart
Featuring
Team Bella (Nikki, Brie & Alicia Fox) vs. Team BAD (Naomi, Sasha Banks & Tamina) vs. PCB (Paige, Charlotte & Becky Lynch)
An attempt to capitalize off of women in sports doing amazing things (Rise of women's soccer and Women's MMA becoming more mainstream thanks to Rhonda Rousy) has instead become a joke with a champion who resembles being a reality TV stra rather than an athlete.
She never defends her belt and is being protected for the sole purpose of getting on over on UFC Fighter CM "Hey Phil" Punk.
If you want to see what theseDivas WOMEN can do watch the NXT Takeover show on Saturday
The Prime Time Players (c) vs. The New Day vs. Los Matadores vs. The Lucha Dragons
New
Day
Rocks?
, Titus O'Neil is a cool hot tag, Darren Young hasn't been able to get over his personality on the show but he seems cool. Lucha Dragons name is dumb but they are talented.
Los Matadores are lucky to have a job.
Stephen Amell and Neville vs. The Cosmic Kings (Stardust & King Barrett)
A celebrity working a match that has a chance of being good???
The Wyatt Family vs. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns
What happens when two stables get broken up too soon and plans get fucked up? A tag match, playa. Ambrose is over as fuck and Reigns is an old man who grew up in a time before video games and walked uphill both ways in the snow to school with no shoes on. Wyatt is a jobber working his average Neogaf poster gimmick and Luke Harper is pretty awesome in the ring.
Randy Orton vs. Sheamus
Last time these two met in the New York Area the crowd rioted
Ryback (c) vs. Big Show vs. The Miz for the Intercontintial title
What happens when a has-been, a failure, and an up and coming Champion meet in the ring?
Shit if I know but at least Ryback is awesome
Dolph Ziggler (w/ Lana) vs. Rusev (w/ Summer Rae)
Should be a great match. Also Rusev is probably a better stand up than Ziggler. You'd figure he would have learned how to be funny by proxy when he dated Amy Schumer.
Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro
A match that ROH fans are saying that they've seen before but Cesaro is over as shit and Owens is an amazing heel.
Both are amazing in the ring, good to awesome on the mic, and both will probably be main eventing Wrestlemania in the near future but for now they have their own fan sections
Seth Rollins vs. John Cena
A not over champion with the pedigree as the finisher faces off against John Cena in a program we saw months ago.... Stop me if you have heard this before.
Now a new generation of kids get to live hating the pedigree just as much as their fathers did.
and finally
The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar
Expect fists to be taped for this one. Taker is back to prove he isn't old and Brock just wants to go home and hunt.
and where can you watch all of this?
For just
Also this Weekend
Since the God King is marching on.
WWE presents Summerslam 2015 Hosted by Jon "The Jersey Brawler" Stewart
Featuring
Team Bella (Nikki, Brie & Alicia Fox) vs. Team BAD (Naomi, Sasha Banks & Tamina) vs. PCB (Paige, Charlotte & Becky Lynch)
An attempt to capitalize off of women in sports doing amazing things (Rise of women's soccer and Women's MMA becoming more mainstream thanks to Rhonda Rousy) has instead become a joke with a champion who resembles being a reality TV stra rather than an athlete.
She never defends her belt and is being protected for the sole purpose of getting on over on UFC Fighter CM "Hey Phil" Punk.
If you want to see what these
The Prime Time Players (c) vs. The New Day vs. Los Matadores vs. The Lucha Dragons
New
Day
Rocks?
, Titus O'Neil is a cool hot tag, Darren Young hasn't been able to get over his personality on the show but he seems cool. Lucha Dragons name is dumb but they are talented.
Los Matadores are lucky to have a job.
Stephen Amell and Neville vs. The Cosmic Kings (Stardust & King Barrett)
A celebrity working a match that has a chance of being good???
The Wyatt Family vs. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns
What happens when two stables get broken up too soon and plans get fucked up? A tag match, playa. Ambrose is over as fuck and Reigns is an old man who grew up in a time before video games and walked uphill both ways in the snow to school with no shoes on. Wyatt is a jobber working his average Neogaf poster gimmick and Luke Harper is pretty awesome in the ring.
Randy Orton vs. Sheamus
Last time these two met in the New York Area the crowd rioted
Ryback (c) vs. Big Show vs. The Miz for the Intercontintial title
What happens when a has-been, a failure, and an up and coming Champion meet in the ring?
Shit if I know but at least Ryback is awesome
Dolph Ziggler (w/ Lana) vs. Rusev (w/ Summer Rae)
Should be a great match. Also Rusev is probably a better stand up than Ziggler. You'd figure he would have learned how to be funny by proxy when he dated Amy Schumer.
Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro
A match that ROH fans are saying that they've seen before but Cesaro is over as shit and Owens is an amazing heel.
Both are amazing in the ring, good to awesome on the mic, and both will probably be main eventing Wrestlemania in the near future but for now they have their own fan sections
Seth Rollins vs. John Cena
A not over champion with the pedigree as the finisher faces off against John Cena in a program we saw months ago.... Stop me if you have heard this before.
Now a new generation of kids get to live hating the pedigree just as much as their fathers did.
and finally
The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar
Expect fists to be taped for this one. Taker is back to prove he isn't old and Brock just wants to go home and hunt.
and where can you watch all of this?
For just
Also this Weekend
