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LMAO!!! What in God's name went on in this issue? What year was this? In tears.
LMAO!!! What in God's name went on in this issue? What year was this? In tears.
Superman's like "I hope she doesn't notice the little bit extra thicc...Im not gonna tell her..."
You know they went to church's after..he ain't scared.
Probably asked to touch her hair as wellYou know they went to church's after..he ain't scared.
Cause being Black is like a costume to some folks.
Didn't stop me from identifying as a young white womanShes not wrong though. Race is definitely a social construct but she misses the point. Black people can't get away from it. We can't wake up one day and decide to be white.
Didn't stop me from identifying as a young white woman
No one listens tho
That's whyNigga, have you SEEN you?
How does she walk around without getting punched in the face constantly?
That's why
Who doesn't want to be a young, attractive white woman
Leave me to my delusions
Example of benefitsShe's a white woman.
Don't even
That's why
Who doesn't want to be a young, attractive white woman
Leave me to my delusions
They are already whiteMiddle aged white men?
LMAO!!! What in God's name went on in this issue? What year was this? In tears.
1970
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Superman's_Girlfriend,_Lois_Lane_Vol_1_106
To get a story about life in Little Africa, a black ghetto in Metropolis, Lois Lane has Superman use a transformation machine designed by Dahr-Nel to turn her into a black woman. During her stay there, she meets neighborhood activist Dave Stevens, and helps save his life with a transfusion of her own blood after he is shot by drug dealers. When he awakens, and sees she has become a white woman again, he accepts her sacrifice nonetheless with gratitude.
Speechless1970
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Superman's_Girlfriend,_Lois_Lane_Vol_1_106
To get a story about life in Little Africa, a black ghetto in Metropolis, Lois Lane has Superman use a transformation machine designed by Dahr-Nel to turn her into a black woman. During her stay there, she meets neighborhood activist Dave Stevens, and helps save his life with a transfusion of her own blood after he is shot by drug dealers. When he awakens, and sees she has become a white woman again, he accepts her sacrifice nonetheless with gratitude.
But I was told that George Bush doesn't care about Black people.
1970
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Superman's_Girlfriend,_Lois_Lane_Vol_1_106
To get a story about life in Little Africa, a black ghetto in Metropolis, Lois Lane has Superman use a transformation machine designed by Dahr-Nel to turn her into a black woman. During her stay there, she meets neighborhood activist Dave Stevens, and helps save his life with a transfusion of her own blood after he is shot by drug dealers. When he awakens, and sees she has become a white woman again, he accepts her sacrifice nonetheless with gratitude.
no they did not name the scientist Darnell lmao
I just about lost it, but it turns out it's a previously established (white) Kryptonian character.no they did not name the scientist Darnell lmao
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1970
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Superman's_Girlfriend,_Lois_Lane_Vol_1_106
To get a story about life in Little Africa, a black ghetto in Metropolis, Lois Lane has Superman use a transformation machine designed by Dahr-Nel to turn her into a black woman. During her stay there, she meets neighborhood activist Dave Stevens, and helps save his life with a transfusion of her own blood after he is shot by drug dealers. When he awakens, and sees she has become a white woman again, he accepts her sacrifice nonetheless with gratitude.
no they did not name the scientist Darnell lmao
Dahr-Nel
In February of 1969, Lois Lane finds herself experiencing a series of unusual blackouts, whereby she ends up in one place without any knowledge of how she gets there. She consequently takes a week of sick leave from the Daily Planet in order to relax at the Lane family's farm in Pittsdale. While at the farm, she experiences another dizzy spell...she nearly falls off of a bridge. However, she is rescued by the handsome "Dr. Rick Darnell," who takes her to his strange lab and deems her "a perfect specimen of young womanhood."
After the two witness an automobile accident and Dr. Darnell demonstrates superior knowledge and skill in medicine, Lois comments that no doctor in this world is capable of such things. She is right, for "Dr. Darnell" soon admits that he is actually Dahr-Nel, a surgeon and survivor of Old Krypton. He shows her many of the implements in his laboratory as proof (including a plastimold) and asks Lois to marry him. After a week of deliberation, and an episode where she becomes very angry with Superman for pretending to marry her in order to catch a gang of criminals, she agrees. Dahr-Nel prepares the following inscription, before the two are to enter suspended animation:
HERE IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION,
SLEEP DAHR-NEL OF KRYPTON
AND HIS BRIDE, LOIS OF EARTH,
WHO WILL AWAKEN IN THE YEAR 2169
TO BEGIN A NEW AND HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER
As the Dormigen Gas is released and Lois falls asleep, Dahr-Nel realizes that he's made a mistake; given his increased powers on Earth, the gas will not affect him the same way that it affects Lois. He quickly retrieves a piece of Green Kryptonite from Superman's Fortress of Solitude, to decrease his powers and allow himself to be sedated by the gas.
Meanwhile, Superman, sorry that he's upset Lois, comes to their mountain cavern and yells "Lois, come back! I was a fool! A FOOL!" while remorsefully smashing the stone inscription to tiny bits. Lois, not yet fully affected by the gas, awakens and comes to Superman. Alas, to their horror, Lois' new husband is already dead. Because of the dual effects of kryptonite poisoning and the sedative gas, Dahr-Nel has tragically crystallized into Green Kryptonite.
Lois is devastated. When she cries the rhetorical "Why?", Superman answers with a scientific answer: Dahr-Nel wasn't used to his superpowers, so instead of flying her through the time barrier, he had used kryptonite and accidentally killed himself. Superman tries to reassure Lois that she will someday be Mrs. Superman, while sealing up Dahr-Nel's final resting place.
The archives do not record whether anything Superman said on that tragic day was comforting to Lois (SGLL No. 90, "Lois Lane's Future Husband").
She knows blackness better and is misunderstood by the ignorant blacks
Making Superman a slight slight racistlord now I have just fallen down this rabbit hole of looking up images from this issue on google
I just about lost it, but it turns out it's a previously established (white) Kryptonian character.
Who was married to Lois at some point? Lois Lane comics got weird apparently.
lord now I have just fallen down this rabbit hole of looking up images from this issue on google
He stands for the American wayMaking Superman a slight slight racist
lord now I have just fallen down this rabbit hole of looking up images from this issue on google
Making Superman a slight slight racist
Not much different than how 90% of racists think in America.
She's like a spoiled tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Blacker.
Still waiting to see what the limit with the media isikr
Really I just wish the media would stop giving her attention. Race as a social construct doesn't make it any less real.
Black Lois is fiiiine
Black Lois is pretty cute tbh
Shocked everyone isn't the friendly NPC she knew
I mean
they tried
Yep. Be terrible people live a terrible life.Maybe stop the fucking blackface bullshit..until then, may she live in hell. Stupid hoe..
Thank. Fuck. For that.At the very least we'll stop seeing remedial arguments about people being "transracial" for a while, cause that was exhausting. Like having to read that much stupidity felt like a 12hr work day in a manufacturing plant.
Time doesnt help with being tone-deafLol @ that Superman comic. I guess I get what they were trying to do, but they did it in the most tone-deaf way possible. I get that it was 1970 or whatever, but yeesh.