Gonzo The Great
Banned
How the fuck is J'Tia still in the game? This season is already better than the last one. I came in expecting to like the Brains Tribe the most, but Beauty and Brawn are far more likable, Morgan aside.
What are the odds of the cop dude using his spy shack to jerk off?
Brains tribe is completely screwed now, and stupid Kass has just earned herself a quick trip out of the game along with everybody else on their tribe. I feel bad for Spencer because aside from bragging way too much in the confessionals he was actually being a good player and not acting like a pretentious asshole like I expected him to.
Dysfunctional and dumb (sound like a certain tribe this season?) tribe Matsing got whittled down to Denise and some scrub, where Denise managed to maintain pristineness and flawlessness all the way to her inevitable victory.
Finding the idol already gave his ego a big stroke, so I'd say there's a good chance he'll be in the #spyshack with his pants around his waist and the idol in one hand.
So glad Garrett is gone, don't think I could have survived a whole season of him.
He's exactly the dumb jock he said he wasn't.
PROBST: The basic philosophy is we do nothing. We want to see them figure it out on their own. There are lots of ideas they could try before we would intervene. But if it got to where they truly had nothing and needed help — we’d give it to them, but it would come at a massive price. (Survivor fans remember Survivor: The Australian Outback when I took their entire camp in exchange for more rice. Every decision has a consequence.
His idea of having everyone stay together wasn't totally idiotic. It's the Boston Rob in Redemption Island strategy of having such total control over your tribe that no one has any chance to strategize against you. The obvious problem for Garrett is that that strategy only works if you're Boston Rob in Redemption Island, and you have your whole tribe in complete and utter lockstep with everything you do. Otherwise you're being dictatorial, and that never works.
The "brains" tribe is the stupidest fucking tribe I've ever seen. And J'Tia is such an obvious "tv bullshit" plant, I don't believe for a second she's an engineer of anything.
This is entertaining at least.
I work mainly in the area of export control, assessing technologies for their nonproliferation implications. I look at a lot of the emerging technologies presented to the U.S. government that are not necessarily on the market. My job is to analyze what the technology does and what its used for, assess how it can be used and determine its implications for weapons of mass destruction.
Sounds like a pretty important role for a person that's as unstable as the materials she helps work with.
No, she is.
http://www.anl.gov/articles/j-tia-taylor
Sounds like a pretty important role for a person that's as unstable as the materials she helps work with.
Casting did an amazing job this season. The Brains tribe is a real piece of work.
Can we revisit the idea that Matsing from Survivor Philippines is the worst tribe ever because I think the Luzon tribe is giving them a run.
The DVR thing is almost certainly a big part of it. They had been shooting themselves in the foot for years.ratings up from last February: http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/02/27/survivor-premiere-ratings-up-vs-idol/
I love his nickname for Morgan. 'Boobs McGee'.“We’re not very smart for the Brains tribe.” — Kass
First off, that is an understatement of massive proportions and somewhat akin to saying “On second thought, the Medallion of Power may not have been the best idea after all.” But here is what is absolutely remarkable about that quote. It came before the Brains tribe showed that they could not figure out how to get a trunk through a barricade without all the puzzle pieces falling out — leading Probst to comment that “Whatever brains they had have clearly evaporated 72 hours into this game. It’s unbelievable how far behind they are!” It happened before Kass told J’Tia to her face on day three that she was voting her out, leading to the others organizing to oust David instead. It happened before Cliff and Woo almost sunk their boat (which I realize involves a completely different tribe, but at this point why not just pile on and blame the alleged brainiacs for everything). It happened before the Brains tribe got to the puzzle portion of their second immunity challenge with a lead roughly equivalent to the length of a compilation of everything ever narrated by Morgan Freeman and still somehow managed to completely blow it. A puzzle portion! For the Brains tribe! Think about that for a second.
It also happened before Garrett decided it would be a simply fantastic idea to once again tell J’Tia right to her face that she was being voted out and then forbidding any additional strategy talk. Oh, and it also happened before one of the tribe members went and poured out all off their rice into the fire. That’s right, THE BRAINS TRIBE GOT FREAKIN’ HANTZED! (Is that now a thing, pouring out your own rice? Is that Brandon’s lasting legacy on this show? That and staring creepily at Mikayla?) But wait, it also happened before Garrett gave what has to be considered one of the worst Tribal Council performances of all time. And it happened before the tribe decided to KEEP THE PERSON WHO DUMPED OUT ALL OF THEIR RICE!!! It also happened before Garrett decided to not even bring his hidden immunity to Tribal Council, leaving it back at camp as he was voted out of the game.
No, she is.
http://www.anl.gov/articles/j-tia-taylor
Sounds like a pretty important role for a person that's as unstable as the materials she helps work with.
It was in his possession. It's toast.
But if he left it on the beach, doesn't that make it all fair game for everyone? In the past, any time people have left their possessions on the beach after being voted out, the remaining contestants have been allowed to take the possessions for themselves...I don't see why his stuff would be any different, since they wouldn't want to tip everyone else off that Garrett had found the HII.
Or am I misunderstanding what he said?
ratings up from last February: http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/02/27/survivor-premiere-ratings-up-vs-idol/
BvW2 w/ all newbies appears to be on deck for S29, via a casting tweet that went out (they're looking for a mom/daughter pair.)So they have no returning players for the first time in two years, and the ratings improve?
Has the message been received, CBS?
It was the right move for Kass, given the dynamics at play. And that's all that mattered.Ok I just got done watching, and holy shit. Don't vote out the person that dumped 98% of your food! No! She deserves to stay! Oh and she is the reason you lost the challenge you idiots! This season is setting itself up to be he funniest season yet.
True, but it is still insanity that they thought it would be a good idea to have an open discussion.It was the right move for Kass, given the dynamics at play. And that's all that mattered.
He says he's straight.I'm not entirely sure, but my Gaydar pinged a lot with Garrett.
Such as shame the main eye candy is gone.
Garrett seemed to be the most intelligent player on the tribe by far, and was also their only physical player. He was the reason they were leading in the second challenge until J'Tia screwed everything up by being ridiculously bad at the puzzle. He was also growing to be one of the players I could actually cheer on, especially because I like playing poker myself.
At least we got LJ still, but yeah, Garrett was smokin'. Too bad he fizzled out so fast.I'm not entirely sure, but my Gaydar pinged a lot with Garrett.
Such as shame the main eye candy is gone.
Anyways, just got done watching the premier and wow, what a bunch of loonies. I know there have been tribes in the past that have gotten demolished, but this absolutely has to be the worst start for a tribe in the history of the show.
At least we got LJ still, but yeah, Garrett was smokin'. Too bad he fizzled out so fast.
Jeremiah and Woo are pretty cute too.
Hey, I have a question.
What permits someone from taking the idol (when that person is still in the game) and using it as their own at TC. That is what I thought the girl was doing when she was saying "never leave a crazy person alone with your stuff" (but I guess she was going for the rice).
Also, is it just me, or is Garret's face messed up? Sure his body is hot but I can't have sexy time with a person who when I look at their face I want to laugh.
Hey, I have a question.
What permits someone from taking the idol (when that person is still in the game) and using it as their own at TC. That is what I thought the girl was doing when she was saying "never leave a crazy person alone with your stuff" (but I guess she was going for the rice).
Also, is it just me, or is Garret's face messed up? Sure his body is hot but I can't have sexy time with a person who when I look at their face I want to laugh.
It's explicitly part of the notorious "rulebook", the contract that contestants sign.
Hidden immunity idols are considered personal property and can't be stolen and used. You can, of course, rummage through someone's stuff and see if they have one, which has been a plot point in a number of seasons.
edit: here's the Reality Blurred leak of the contract from a few years ago
It's dead, production will remove it. Otherwise it'd mess with players' ability to flush one.But what happens when it's left at camp and the person leaves the game without it? Is it now up for grabs(if it's found, and it's not in his stuff) or do the producers take it with the rest of Garrett's stuff?
I can only imagine the reaction of the producers when they read that 3rd eviction vote from Kass realizing that a tribe willingly kept the rice dumping, order barking, lazy and challenge blower J-Tia over the Jean-Robert Bellande wannabe, Garrett.