• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Survivor 28: Cagayan |OT| Colby votes out Keith again

Status
Not open for further replies.
How the fuck is J'Tia still in the game? This season is already better than the last one. I came in expecting to like the Brains Tribe the most, but Beauty and Brawn are far more likable, Morgan aside.
 
e3KYokc.jpg
 
Damn it. Spoilers ahead but you've already been spoiled by now anyways.


I could tell the Brains tribe had issues as soon as I heard the bragging in the "confessional" type shots. Truly smart people who are also well adjusted are usually smart enough not to brag about being really smart.

I'm actually pissed off about the second tribal council.

Obviously Garrett shouldn't have played the "open forum" card, but I saw where he was coming from and I thought there was no way the tribe would be stupid enough to not vote J'Tia after all she a)Gave them a terrible shelter idea b)Completely and utterly failed the second and perhaps also the first challenges and c) threw the rice in the fire.

Garrett seemed to be the most intelligent player on the tribe by far, and was also their only physical player. He was the reason they were leading in the second challenge until J'Tia screwed everything up by being ridiculously bad at the puzzle. He was also growing to be one of the players I could actually cheer on, especially because I like playing poker myself.

It was even more painful to see him go knowing he could have stayed with the idol, but who honestly would have thought the person who dumped the rice in the fire would not get voted out?

Brains tribe is completely screwed now, and stupid Kass has just earned herself a quick trip out of the game along with everybody else on their tribe. I feel bad for Spencer because aside from bragging way too much in the confessionals he was actually being a good player and not acting like a pretentious asshole like I expected him to.

I have a feeling this will end up as a 1 vs. 1 Brawn vs. Beauty, but the producers will probably save the Brains tribe just because the whole season was about having 3 tribes.

At least there are some players on Brawn I can cheer on, but I'm still pissed to see Garrett go so early.

Also, props to Tony for guessing there'd be an idol clue in the reward.

What are the odds of the cop dude using his spy shack to jerk off?

Finding the idol already gave his ego a big stroke, so I'd say there's a good chance he'll be in the #spyshack with his pants around his waist and the idol in one hand.
 
Brains tribe is completely screwed now, and stupid Kass has just earned herself a quick trip out of the game along with everybody else on their tribe. I feel bad for Spencer because aside from bragging way too much in the confessionals he was actually being a good player and not acting like a pretentious asshole like I expected him to.

Unless an idol comes into play and hurts them, Tasha/Kass are in a really good spot to be the last two on their tribe. Then they get to go to the other tribes where someone's going to want an extra number. The Brains tribe was probably fucked no matter what (there's no chance that Garrett of all people could've saved them and it's confusing me that people keep saying that when we saw how many dumb things he managed to do in six days), might as well try to just wait it out until you get a new start at the next part of the game.
 
Dysfunctional and dumb (sound like a certain tribe this season?) tribe Matsing got whittled down to Denise and some scrub, where Denise managed to maintain pristineness and flawlessness all the way to her inevitable victory.

Malcolm was no scrub. He probably would've won the season if he a) hadn't choked in the Final 4 challenge (when he had a massive advantage over the over three people, but he still lost) or b) thrown his alliance with Denise overboard. I'm hoping they follow the Palau model, rather than the Phillipines one -- there'd be something hilarious about seeing ten people sitting on the sidelines of a 1 vs 1 vs 1 challenge.

Finding the idol already gave his ego a big stroke, so I'd say there's a good chance he'll be in the #spyshack with his pants around his waist and the idol in one hand.

Like I said -- there was a weird sexual undertone to the way he found the HII, so that wouldn't surprise me at all.

So glad Garrett is gone, don't think I could have survived a whole season of him.

He's exactly the dumb jock he said he wasn't.

His idea of having everyone stay together wasn't totally idiotic. It's the Boston Rob in Redemption Island strategy of having such total control over your tribe that no one has any chance to strategize against you. The obvious problem for Garrett is that that strategy only works if you're Boston Rob in Redemption Island, and you have your whole tribe in complete and utter lockstep with everything you do. Otherwise you're being dictatorial, and that never works.

EDIT: for anyone wondering about the rice situation, here's what Probst has to say:

PROBST: The basic philosophy is we do nothing. We want to see them figure it out on their own. There are lots of ideas they could try before we would intervene. But if it got to where they truly had nothing and needed help — we’d give it to them, but it would come at a massive price. (Survivor fans remember Survivor: The Australian Outback when I took their entire camp in exchange for more rice. Every decision has a consequence.
 
His idea of having everyone stay together wasn't totally idiotic. It's the Boston Rob in Redemption Island strategy of having such total control over your tribe that no one has any chance to strategize against you. The obvious problem for Garrett is that that strategy only works if you're Boston Rob in Redemption Island, and you have your whole tribe in complete and utter lockstep with everything you do. Otherwise you're being dictatorial, and that never works.

It was totally idiotic. Boston Rob's buddy system worked because it was being done post-merge and they had four or five people they were all going to target together (and because he had such a strong cult of personality around him, but even Boston Rob wouldn't have been able to pull that off at the beginning of the game).

Garret was telling his own supposed allies not to even talk with him. The only thing he had to do was to take J'Tia and Tasha aside and say 'we're still good, vote for Kass', and then he, Spencer and Kass vote out J'Tia. But his whole attempt to shut everything down made it extremely clear to Tasha what was going on, and instead lead to her wising up and bringing Kass over to her side.
 
The "brains" tribe is the stupidest fucking tribe I've ever seen. And J'Tia is such an obvious "tv bullshit" plant, I don't believe for a second she's an engineer of anything.

This is entertaining at least.
 
The "brains" tribe is the stupidest fucking tribe I've ever seen. And J'Tia is such an obvious "tv bullshit" plant, I don't believe for a second she's an engineer of anything.

This is entertaining at least.

No, she is.

http://www.anl.gov/articles/j-tia-taylor

I work mainly in the area of export control, assessing technologies for their nonproliferation implications. I look at a lot of the emerging technologies presented to the U.S. government that are not necessarily on the market. My job is to analyze what the technology does and what it’s used for, assess how it can be used and determine its implications for weapons of mass destruction.

Sounds like a pretty important role for a person that's as unstable as the materials she helps work with.
 
Wow... just finished watching last night's premiere.
As down as I am about Amazing Race this season, I am on the complete opposite side of the fence for Survivor.

Casting did an amazing job this season. The Brains tribe is a real piece of work.
Can we revisit the idea that Matsing from Survivor Philippines is the worst tribe ever because I think the Luzon tribe is giving them a run.
 
The brains tribe is a bunch of idiots. How do you not vote out the person who dumps out all your rice. If someone wasted all my food they would be the first to go. Although I was glad Garrett got voted out with the idol. Why did he want to have an open forum to discuss who they were voting out? Thats survivor 101. Never ever do that. Thats when people get crazy and dump out all the rice. I hope all the brains go.
I just hope the hot big boob chicks stick around for a while.
 
Casting did an amazing job this season. The Brains tribe is a real piece of work.
Can we revisit the idea that Matsing from Survivor Philippines is the worst tribe ever because I think the Luzon tribe is giving them a run.

Isn't Palau the worst tribe ever? I know I may have argued that Matsing may have been worse, but at least Denise and Malcolm still made the Final 4 (even if it was thanks to the producers showing pity). Palau just lost, and lost, and lost, until all of them were gone.

RE: Garrett and his HII...if he left it on the beach, presumably that means someone might go through his stuff and find it, right?
 
Dalton Ross recaps the premiere of Survivor: Cagayan...

“We’re not very smart for the Brains tribe.” — Kass

First off, that is an understatement of massive proportions and somewhat akin to saying “On second thought, the Medallion of Power may not have been the best idea after all.” But here is what is absolutely remarkable about that quote. It came before the Brains tribe showed that they could not figure out how to get a trunk through a barricade without all the puzzle pieces falling out — leading Probst to comment that “Whatever brains they had have clearly evaporated 72 hours into this game. It’s unbelievable how far behind they are!” It happened before Kass told J’Tia to her face on day three that she was voting her out, leading to the others organizing to oust David instead. It happened before Cliff and Woo almost sunk their boat (which I realize involves a completely different tribe, but at this point why not just pile on and blame the alleged brainiacs for everything). It happened before the Brains tribe got to the puzzle portion of their second immunity challenge with a lead roughly equivalent to the length of a compilation of everything ever narrated by Morgan Freeman and still somehow managed to completely blow it. A puzzle portion! For the Brains tribe! Think about that for a second.

It also happened before Garrett decided it would be a simply fantastic idea to once again tell J’Tia right to her face that she was being voted out and then forbidding any additional strategy talk. Oh, and it also happened before one of the tribe members went and poured out all off their rice into the fire. That’s right, THE BRAINS TRIBE GOT FREAKIN’ HANTZED! (Is that now a thing, pouring out your own rice? Is that Brandon’s lasting legacy on this show? That and staring creepily at Mikayla?) But wait, it also happened before Garrett gave what has to be considered one of the worst Tribal Council performances of all time. And it happened before the tribe decided to KEEP THE PERSON WHO DUMPED OUT ALL OF THEIR RICE!!! It also happened before Garrett decided to not even bring his hidden immunity to Tribal Council, leaving it back at camp as he was voted out of the game.
I love his nickname for Morgan. 'Boobs McGee'.
 
It was in his possession. It's toast.

But if he left it on the beach, doesn't that make it all fair game for everyone? In the past, any time people have left their possessions on the beach after being voted out, the remaining contestants have been allowed to take the possessions for themselves...I don't see why his stuff would be any different, since they wouldn't want to tip everyone else off that Garrett had found the HII.

Or am I misunderstanding what he said?
 
But if he left it on the beach, doesn't that make it all fair game for everyone? In the past, any time people have left their possessions on the beach after being voted out, the remaining contestants have been allowed to take the possessions for themselves...I don't see why his stuff would be any different, since they wouldn't want to tip everyone else off that Garrett had found the HII.

Or am I misunderstanding what he said?

Yeah, it's on the beach. Maybe production hides the HII again?

Also, both the idols where found in small ponds far from the beach, and since there are clues inside the rewards, it looks like the same clues apply to all the idols so they must be at similar places.

zEcmWQ5.png


yeah...
 
Just got done watching the episode and man the brains tribe is something else.

I'm really liking the cast so far and hopefully the season doesn't turn into a disappointment. It has a chance to be pretty decent with the cast in place I think. We'll see how it goes from here.
 
I gotta say, they horrifically miscast the Brains group.

But god damn if that wasn't funny.

I understand why they took Garrett out after that tribal performance, but J'Tia is just as much of a loose cannon. Either of those two could completely sink that group post merge.

The brains seem insane, the brawn seems psychotic, and the beauty vindictive. I don't know how LIKABLE this cast is yet, but at least they are going to burn the island down on their way out it seems.
 
Ok I just got done watching, and holy shit. Don't vote out the person that dumped 98% of your food! No! She deserves to stay! Oh and she is the reason you lost the challenge you idiots! This season is setting itself up to be he funniest season yet.
 
Ok I just got done watching, and holy shit. Don't vote out the person that dumped 98% of your food! No! She deserves to stay! Oh and she is the reason you lost the challenge you idiots! This season is setting itself up to be he funniest season yet.
It was the right move for Kass, given the dynamics at play. And that's all that mattered.
 
Didn't really like the premiere, don't like three tribes with it's predictable outcome and don't really have anyone I like yet besides maybe the kid from Brains.

God damn at Morgan and Alexis though...
 
Garrett seemed to be the most intelligent player on the tribe by far, and was also their only physical player. He was the reason they were leading in the second challenge until J'Tia screwed everything up by being ridiculously bad at the puzzle. He was also growing to be one of the players I could actually cheer on, especially because I like playing poker myself.

Physical, yes, but all of those late moves showed how stupid he actually was. Spencer is the only intelligent person on that tribe, and I feel really bad for him right now.

Anyways, just got done watching the premier and wow, what a bunch of loonies. I know there have been tribes in the past that have gotten demolished, but this absolutely has to be the worst start for a tribe in the history of the show.

J'Tia should've been the first person voted out, and now that decision has come back full circle to bite them in the ass. How fucking crazy.
 
Anyways, just got done watching the premier and wow, what a bunch of loonies. I know there have been tribes in the past that have gotten demolished, but this absolutely has to be the worst start for a tribe in the history of the show.

It gets overlooked all the time since there ended up being a swap, so they never got completely decimated like Ulong or Matsing, but Maraamu had a fucking awful start that I doubt they ever would've recovered from.
 
The brains tribe must be going off of book smarts instead of street smarts based on what we've seen so far. It's insulting to even call them the brains tribe at this point.
 
It all makes sense. The brains are known for what? Their brains. What is the first thing to change heavily in a survival situation? Your brain. They are accustom to luxury and not dealing with physical pressure, so when you have a powerful brain and the wires get screwy -- it causes crazy things to happen. And once you lose your brain and that is all you have, then you're screwed.

The beauties aren't accustomed to having to rely heavily on their mental game and prowess, they are accustom to reacting based on what makes them look good. They don't have much to lose in that department... and the brawn rely on instinct and physical stress, which lets them excel in this environment. It really isn't fair...
 
It was a silly concept from the outset. The idea that any of these attributes are "essential elements of the game of Survivor" is hogwash. Did we ever get absolute confirmation that they split the tribes up this way only after the casting was done?


The division works for the show because the potential for irony makes a good talking point, but there's really not much more to it.


I kinda want to see what Aparri (brawn) would do at a tribal council...
 
Hey, I have a question.

What permits someone from taking the idol (when that person is still in the game) and using it as their own at TC. That is what I thought the girl was doing when she was saying "never leave a crazy person alone with your stuff" (but I guess she was going for the rice).

Also, is it just me, or is Garret's face messed up? Sure his body is hot but I can't have sexy time with a person who when I look at their face I want to laugh.
 
Hey, I have a question.

What permits someone from taking the idol (when that person is still in the game) and using it as their own at TC. That is what I thought the girl was doing when she was saying "never leave a crazy person alone with your stuff" (but I guess she was going for the rice).

Also, is it just me, or is Garret's face messed up? Sure his body is hot but I can't have sexy time with a person who when I look at their face I want to laugh.

edzuOJ6.jpg
 
Hey, I have a question.

What permits someone from taking the idol (when that person is still in the game) and using it as their own at TC. That is what I thought the girl was doing when she was saying "never leave a crazy person alone with your stuff" (but I guess she was going for the rice).

Also, is it just me, or is Garret's face messed up? Sure his body is hot but I can't have sexy time with a person who when I look at their face I want to laugh.

Pretty sure it's against the rules.
 
It's explicitly part of the notorious "rulebook", the contract that contestants sign.

Hidden immunity idols are considered personal property and can't be stolen and used. You can, of course, rummage through someone's stuff and see if they have one, which has been a plot point in a number of seasons.

edit: here's the Reality Blurred leak of the contract from a few years ago
 
It's explicitly part of the notorious "rulebook", the contract that contestants sign.

Hidden immunity idols are considered personal property and can't be stolen and used. You can, of course, rummage through someone's stuff and see if they have one, which has been a plot point in a number of seasons.

edit: here's the Reality Blurred leak of the contract from a few years ago

But what happens when it's left at camp and the person leaves the game without it? Is it now up for grabs(if it's found, and it's not in his stuff) or do the producers take it with the rest of Garrett's stuff?
 
But what happens when it's left at camp and the person leaves the game without it? Is it now up for grabs(if it's found, and it's not in his stuff) or do the producers take it with the rest of Garrett's stuff?
It's dead, production will remove it. Otherwise it'd mess with players' ability to flush one.
 
The funny thing about all this, is that Garrett had to be THAT bad to get booted over the woman that threw away all their food. The person that makes everyone miserable daily. The person that keeps screwing up in challenges. How do you get booted off over that person? That he was THAT bad, is incredible.

Honestly, the biggest mistake was him doing the open forum BS. I'm pretty sure Tasha would have actually flipped on J'Tia if only Garrett had talked to her on the side, and assured her that she has a spot over Kass. However, him shutting all that down, just made her realize that she had no room to play.
 
I can only imagine the reaction of the producers when they read that 3rd eviction vote from Kass realizing that a tribe willingly kept the rice dumping, order barking, lazy and challenge blower J-Tia over the Jean-Robert Bellande wannabe, Garrett.
 
I can only imagine the reaction of the producers when they read that 3rd eviction vote from Kass realizing that a tribe willingly kept the rice dumping, order barking, lazy and challenge blower J-Tia over the Jean-Robert Bellande wannabe, Garrett.

yes_napoleon_dynamite.gif
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom