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[spindashing]

Do they jack off on a pizza?

First thing that came to my mind.

Hahaha

 

[Manu]

Not the first porn parody. You don't wanna watch this one, though.

Las Tortugas Pinjas!

 

[Shredderi]

"Donatello does machines"

Haha oh god.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Well, the turtles look better than in the current movies, at least.

 

[Indelible]

That splinter is nightmare fuel.

 

[Zekes!]

biting political commentary to boot

 

[CadetMahoney]

"radioactice sperm fell on the turtles. . . "

zero characters or references to any of the new villains since mid 1990's? old > new confirmed.

 

[donkey show]

April fucked Raph.

 

[Platy]

Will April fuck Raph ?

 

[AlexBasch]

I thought April was retired.

Thank God I was wrong. Just don't want to see her getting banged by Dongatello, though.

 

[Sanjuro]

Will April fuck Raph ?

A little too Raph.

 

[sc0la]

A little too Raph.

I lol'd

 

[DeathyBoy]

 

[AlexBasch]

Do they jack off on a pizza?

You know, I expect this in a silly porn parody, not in some X-Art vídeo in which some guys do that but on a birthday cake.

I was like chrisjerichowalkingout.gif

 

[makingmusic476]

"I'm a furry"

so random, haha

Loved the cut to that.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Better than the Michael Bay film.

 

[Mindlog]

These hoes is cheese on a board.

Was really hoping they got him to write and direct.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Their site is fucking terrible. The video itself is pretty much all the jokes seen in the trailer, then her fucking Casey Jones, then a few seconds of her jerking off the turtles fake dicks and them blowing green loads on her. I give it two thumbs down. Not worth fighting through the shitty site for.

 

[Corpsepyre]

Thank you for cumming all over my childhood.

Wait, that didn't sound right.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

Dying at their names, holy shit.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Their site is fucking terrible. The video itself is pretty much all the jokes seen in the trailer, then her fucking Casey Jones, then a few seconds of her jerking off the turtles fake dicks and them blowing green loads on her. I give it two thumbs down. Not worth fighting through the shitty site for.

Green Bukakke... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[HazySaiyan]

"Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup!"

 

[Savitar]

Had a few actual laughs from it.

And it's so fitting the porn actress that got her name from the show is April.

 

[brawly]

That Casey Jones design takes a shit from great heights on Oliver Queen in a mask.

 

[Measley]

Meh, could have used a better actress for the Spreader. April O'Neil totally outshines her.

 

[Lothar]

Did April O'Neil come out of retirement for this?

 

[G-Fex]

if I could I'd ban you sanj

 

[Rapscallion]

Not the first porn parody. You don't wanna watch this one, though.

Noooooo. I had scrubbed it from my mind. WHHHYYYY

 

[FuuRe]

 

[TheSeks]

Spreader

 

[mibm]

"Starting April O'Neil" - at least they got that right.

Lost it at the camera pan to that low rent Splinter, I mean Sphincter costume.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

actually expected that one pizza video. you know the one

 

[BriGuy]

"Hey April, don't cut me no slack."

 

[Sanjuro]

if I could I'd ban you sanj

 

[El Sloth]

So what's Leonardo's porn name? I didn't see it in the trailer.

Longanardo? Lovernardo?

No point in topping Dongatello I guess.

 

[AntChum]

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Some good puns in there

 

[Jarmel]

How come the turtles look better in a porn parody than a multi-million dollar blockbuster?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

April fucked Raph.

 

[Sanjuro]

How come the turtles look better in a porn parody than a multi-million dollar blockbuster?

This was oozed from love of the source material.

 

[Mechanized]

Spreader? lmao

 

[SmellyHoundRedux]

is this canon?

 

[Shaanyboi]

OMG hahaha

 

[spindashing]

Not gonna lie

Sorta...want to see how this turns out

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I like how they clearly established the turtles were of legal age to consent to sexual acts. First line of narration, just to scrub away any ambiguity.

Writing these porn parodies must be fun.

 

[Sanjuro]

Not gonna lie

Sorta...want to see how this turns out

I'm waiting for the VR version.

 

[cr0w]

I laughed way too hard at the trailer.

"Have you heard about the gangs of ninjas committing crimes across the city? Of course you haven't, they're ninjas. They're quiet."

"The first rule of Sewer Fight Club is don't step into poop."

 

[blast processed]

Missed opportunity on calling her April Oh Kneel

 

[SmellyHoundRedux]

Woodrocket.com getting slammed, not unlike the young women that star in their movies.

 

[Big Chungus]

dont cut me no slack april