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[Nabs]

Welp. She definitely experienced the secret of the ooze. Terrifying.

 

[sans_pants]

Spreader and the footjob clan got me

 

[t26]

Looks better than Michael Bay's Turtle tbh.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Porn parodies are more hilarious than today's sitcoms.

 

[CrocMother]

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Pls god no not that gif

 

[Disgraced]

Why did this gif surprise me?

Spoiler

THEY'RE BROTHERS! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

 

[G-Fex]

I hope that's still bannable.

 

[CrocMother]

Pls god no not that gif

How could that gif not be in this thread

 

[Sapiens]

Can you imagine draining Donatello's balls tho?

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Hey guys, what's going on in this-

 

[MrCunningham]

"Donatello does machines"

"that's a fact jack! "

And didn't that porno actress playing April also do some promotional material for Ubi Soft as April as well a few years ago?

 

[v1lla21]

There's ones of other cartoons, like Scooby Doo. Also while the franchise is ongoing the kids who watched TMNT in the late 80s and early 90s, the version which the parody is directly lampooning, are of course adults now.

The Scooby doo one is good

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

is that blamespace in that gif

 

[blame space]

is nothing sacred

 

[RiderKairuu]

 

[Toad.T]

Las Tortugas Pinjas!

Pinjas Turtles, yeah yeah yeah
Pinjas Turtles Yeah Yeah Yeah
Piiiiiiiiinnjas, Pinjas Turtles

 

[Dishwalla]

Oh wow, that gif takes you back.

 

[ipitydatfu]

april is so fine

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Looks interesting. Lol

 

[Applesauce]

 

[Zantetsuken]

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

Is this nigga turtles level?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Hey guys, what's going on in this-

I find unmasked Shredder's deceptively normal appearance more offensive than anything else in this thread

 

[spindashing]

Not that damned gif again

 

[robotrock]

Do they jack off on a pizza?

Honestly is this video even on the internet anymore? I go searching for it about once every few months, but it seems like it's gone everywhere.

 

[Sanjuro]

I hope that's still bannable.

Fuck you. The real game begins in about a month or so.

KRANG!

 

[Volimar]

They're teenagers April. You're going to prison.

 

[Sanjuro]

They're teenagers April. You're going to prison.

She was asking for it.

 

[hodayathink]

Did April O'Neil come out of retirement for this?

April isn't retired. She just only shoots with condoms, which ends up meaning almost no one wants to shoot her. Well, that and she still only does basic b/g and g/g.

 

[Reverend Funk]

They're teenagers April. You're going to prison.

it is clearly stated that they are 18

 

[Bishop89]

spreader lol

 

[soultron]

OK, dongatello got a roaring laugh outta me.

Wouldn't want to see because it'd remind me of that other video.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Once humans go extinct, I hope this is preserved for future species to discover.

 

[G-Fex]

Fuck you. The real game begins in about a month or so.

KRANG!

I don't even know you anymore.

I sure hope you're not making the OT. You're a terrible person.

 

[Sanjuro]

I don't even know you anymore.

I sure hope you're not making the OT. You're a terrible person.

Pizza Hut is an Avenger now.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Not gonna lie

Sorta...want to see how this turns out

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

 

[MilkLizard]

You know, I expect this in a silly porn parody, not in some X-Art vídeo in which some guys do that but on a birthday cake.

I was like chrisjerichowalkingout.gif

Haha. I remember that one.

 

[Platy]

Now THIS GIF is perfect for this thread

 

[daveo42]

 

[PAULINK]

is nothing sacred

 

[Lothar]

April isn't retired. She just only shoots with condoms, which ends up meaning almost no one wants to shoot her. Well, that and she still only does basic b/g and g/g.

Wait, the Ninja Turtles won't be wearing condoms, will they??

 

[StopMakingSense]

Oh. Thought this thread would be about that OTHER video.

 

[Crono27]

Wait, the Ninja Turtles won't be wearing condoms, will they??

They are already protected with their shell.

 

[neorej]

I'm grateful this exists and that April got the role she deserves. That spandex yellow overall is her own costume I believe, as in, she appears in comic cons in that.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

They only have the April scene up. I wanted to see Spreader.

 

[Troubled Bat]

These fuckin' comments. xD

 

[Tevious]

Master Sphincter
Leonhardo
Raphallus
Michelangeblow
Dongatello
Kasey Bones
The Spreader
The Footjob Clan

 

[Arnie7]

Still better looking turtles than Bay cgi crapfest.