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The Devolver Digital / Eric Andre E3 2017 Press Conference Thread: Hold Our Beer

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veloxStrix said:
The stage is dimly lit; the fans murmur restlessly in the crowd. Every member of Sony's E3 team walk out onto the stage in unison, turn to face the mass of seated humans, then turn again and walk off. The stage is now dark. The screens light up. It's a trailer. For a video game. There is a boy and his giant bird cat-dog. The fans are confused. It appears to be a trailer for the recently released The Last Guardian by famed video game director Fumito Ueda. But something is different. And then you realize. The Last Guardian never came out. It was all a sham. This is the last The Last Guardian. The fans whimper softly, tears streaming from their eyes. They are falling out of their seats, trying to climb to the stage, but gentle hands reach out from the darkness and hold them at bay - softly, softly tilting their chins so they can behold what's going on the screen. The trailer lasts 30 seconds. Everyone realizes at once, a single truth. Without the wait for The Last Guardian, they had no purpose. No meaning. No raison d'etre. The conference is streamed all over the world. Distributed in the form of Game Boy Color cartridges and Betamax in third-world countries. World peace at last. Everyone happy. Forever. Waiting. Together, as one.

Or they could show some games that people want or something. I'm not an expert.
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ya but are they gonna have a porsche
 
Well that's it for me. It's 4am and I need to wake up for the pc gaming show tomorrow. I'm going to have such messed up dreams tonight after watching that.
 
ok seriously how can i catch up on the games they showed? the "conference" only has 2 of the 5 in the OP. Project Richter sounds like my kind of thing.
 
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Growing up, I had a crush on a girl who had a crush on one or both members of Death From Above 1979 so in order to convince her that she should have a crush on me I convinced her that I had a crush on them but ultimately my chances were crushed when she moved back to Brazil with her two uncles.

The moral of the story is that I listened to a lot of DFA1979 and seeing them at 4AM on Twitch is unexpected.
 
veloxStrix said:
Growing up, I had a crush on a girl who had a crush on one or both members of Death From Above 1979 so in order to convince her that she should have a crush on me I convinced her that I had a crush on them but ultimately my chances were crushed when she moved back to Brazil with her two uncles.

The moral of the story is that I listened to a lot of DFA1979 and seeing them at 4AM on Twitch is unexpected.
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What a story.
 
It's kind of amazing that they put all this work into this. Not just the faux conference... but this insane all-night stream.
 
Just watched the conference. This is by far the best one this year.

I really didn't have an opinion on Devolver Digital before and now I love them.

Devolver/10
 
PaulExcellent said:
Do these peeps stream like, for real?
Cause this is some entertaining shit.
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Jon Carnage (the host) used to have a show on Destructoid years ago and it was very similar to this, just with (even) less production values, nowadays he works for Twitch but it's unfortunately more in a behind the scenes role, I think he does stream every now and then but that's it.
 
Pikma said:
Jon Carnage (the host) used to have a show on Destructoid years ago and it was very similar to this, just with (even) less production values, nowadays he works for Twitch but it's unfortunately more in a behind the scenes role, I think he does stream every now and then but that's it.
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Damn. I'm digging this so hard.
It's the most chill "playing videogames" thing I've ever seen and I'm all for it.

Edit:
This game has a severe lack of VR, AR, and V's.
Got a lot of R's, tho.
 
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