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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKuqGyFqh8

Another instant classic from The Onion.

 

[Tesseract]

those olympian fucks

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Saw this earlier and thought it was hilarious.

 

[Fenderputty]

lol that was funny.

 

[Savitar]

It's all fun times now but nine months down the road they'll be crying when they realize those Russian condoms were not built well.

 

[Shadow780]

I'm really surprised no Olympics orgy tapes has leaked yet.

 

[K.Sabot]

I was honestly expecting clips of Eyes Wide Shut spliced in there.

 

[chubigans]

That was great, bwahaha

But man why are all of the Onion videos only in 360p? Jeez.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I'm really surprised no Olympics orgy tapes has leaked yet.

I think it's a big lie/joke that the Olympians are all in on in order to make non Olympian's jealous. It's the only explanation for why we haven't even got a single picture of this crazy out in the open orgy that's supposedly taken place every two years for the last several decades.

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

lol

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

lol

But man why are all of the Onion videos only in 360p? Jeez.

Thats the joke?

 

[Fenderputty]

It's all fun times now but nine months down the road they'll be crying when they realize those Russian condoms were not built well.

Never trust condom construction to the lowest bid contractor.

 

[gutshot]

It's all fun times now but nine months down the road they'll be crying when they realize those Russian condoms were not built well.

And 18 years after that a whole generation of amazing dual-nationality athletes will be competing in the Olympics.

 

[Valhelm]

It's all fun times now but nine months down the road they'll be crying when they realize those Russian condoms were not built well.

All according to plan...

 

[Vooduu]

Dead at the black guy masturbating in the shower.

 

[foxuzamaki]

good lord, amazing.

 

[Im_So_Pringles]

I fucking lost it at the black guy in the shower

 

[Blablurn]

haha

 

[killer rin]

I lost it at the black guy in the shower

 

[davepoobond]

there was a lot of good stuff in there haha

 

[SteveWD40]

I think it's a big lie/joke that the Olympians are all in on in order to make non Olympian's jealous. It's the only explanation for why we haven't even got a single picture of this crazy out in the open orgy that's supposedly taken place every two years for the last several decades.

My take is this: people do fuck, but in an Ibiza / club island way, bad sex in your room while your roommate is trying to sleep.

No roman orgys / partner swapping / gangbangs imho, the Olympians just like the attention so they play it up, they only get attention every 4 years...

 

[Little Old Man]

I fucking lost it at the black guy in the shower

Tears in my eyes!

 

[Aiii]

I think it's a big lie/joke that the Olympians are all in on in order to make non Olympian's jealous. It's the only explanation for why we haven't even got a single picture of this crazy out in the open orgy that's supposedly taken place every two years for the last several decades.

It's not so much orgy's, but lets face it, it's a load of young 20-something people that are in great shape shacked up in close quarters for a month or so.

Sex will be had.

 

[Zaptruder]

"Biathlete"

 

[fallagin]

Oh man, that post office part was great.

 

[aku:jiki]

The internet needs subcategories for NSFW. Is this NSFW because titties and bush in my face or is it "NSFW" because someone, at some point, says "damn"?

 

[Uncle]

The internet needs subcategories for NSFW. Is this NSFW because titties and bush in my face or is it "NSFW" because someone, at some point, says "damn"?

Because of all the (censored) fucking.

 

[orioto]

Censored grindr must have kinda killed the best parties this time.

 

[gutshot]

The internet needs subcategories for NSFW. Is this NSFW because titties and bush in my face or is it "NSFW" because someone, at some point, says "damn"?

Uh, I think it's pretty obvious why it's NSFW.

 

[JaseMath]

I laughed and laughed. Good job, Onion!

The internet needs subcategories for NSFW. Is this NSFW because titties and bush in my face or is it "NSFW" because someone, at some point, says "damn"?

You should actually watch it and edit your comment so you don't look like your just randomly posting.

 

[Lonestar]

impressive production values

 

[kick51]

holy shit

the black dude in the shower


the pasta bar

 

[Alcotholic]

I think it's a big lie/joke that the Olympians are all in on in order to make non Olympian's jealous. It's the only explanation for why we haven't even got a single picture of this crazy out in the open orgy that's supposedly taken place every two years for the last several decades.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19733_5-things-they-dont-want-you-to-know-about-olympics.html

Hmm.... I'm not so sure.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

Hilarious, but WTF with the 360p.

 

[jmdajr]

INCREDIBLE

 

[John Dunbar]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19733_5-things-they-dont-want-you-to-know-about-olympics.html

Hmm.... I'm not so sure.

i remember reading an interview with some olympian that said it has become a running joke with the athletes that no matter how many condoms they are provided, they have to make sure they run out. so everyone just takes as many condoms as they can regardless whether they use them or not.

 

[javac]

IT'S GOT EVERYTHING WE NEEEED!

 

[Szu]

That's better production value than most actual news channels.

 

[CrankyJay]

lol, amazing

 

[hwalker84]

Hilarious.

 

[Rich!]

good stuff, but it's no Brass Eye:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

 

[dejay]

Lost it when the woman's face was pushed into the spaghetti.

 

[Spinluck]

amazing

 

[OverBlood 3]

good stuff, but it's no Brass Eye:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

I love brass eye but what has this got to do with the obvious sex circus that is the olympic village? They're both satire I know but... :/

 

[Rich!]

I love brass eye but what has this got to do with the obvious sex circus that is the olympic village? They're both satire I know but... :/

They're both satire. I wasn't talking about the content.

Just an opportunity to promote the greatest comedy show of all time, that's all.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Hilarious, as usual for the Onion. And I love the annotations on the video. "All subscribers to the Onion YouTube channel get a complimentary 500 shares of Google."