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[schlongdog]

No, really:

 

[Broken Joystick]

UK tabloids are amazing from time to time.

 

[prettyvacant77]

Best investigative journalism on the planet

 

[DECK'ARD]

"Mince the fucker up"

Haha

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

It advertises itself as "Britain's cheapest tabloid" I believe. I think you can see why.

 

[Omega Kirby]

The sunday sport was a mistake

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Put our Shannices kitten in mams blender and mince the fucker up. So get me a PS4 cunt.

Oh my god.

 

[Matt_]

truly the shittiest of the shit
cannot believe it has a reader base

 

[schlongdog]

"Mince the fucker up"

Haha

That letter kills me every time

 

[Valhelm]

I've never seen half of those words before

 

[cj_iwakura]

Weekly World News!

Live again!

 

[Clegg]

There's a Sunday Sport article about a man burning his bellend from fucking a lasagne.

It's a quality newspaper.

 

[PJV3]

Luv Damian xxx.

 

[Peru]

"spoilt brat damian garside"
"the vile eight-year old"

 

[Jezbollah]

There's a Daily Star front page in that OP

 

[HK-47]

Does reading this constitute assault? Because thats how I feel right now.

 

[kharma45]

Another great

 

[Cedeo]

 

[DECK'ARD]

Oh my

 

[Rich!]

When I ran a convenience store, I was stunned by the amount of people who actually believed all of their articles

 

[infi]

Another great

"Put popping candy under your foreskin by all means. In itself, that is entirely harmless. But for the love of God make sure you wash your bellend afterwards."

Best part of that article

 

[TheRedSnifit]

That's so hilariously over the top. The kid smokes, drinks, has no father, only showed up to school twice, and "boots children" for no reason. Oh, but he can't blend the cat because the electricity's been shut off!

 

[Vilam]

Hah. Tabloids are great entertainment while waiting to buy your groceries. That PS4 one is fantastic.

 

[Jarrod38]

Hold on fellow ISIS members I'm out out ammo and need to change my diaper.

 

[sn00zer]

this make me miss the much classier and more fun Weekly World news

 

[Dog Problems]

I love how they randomly put a blender there. Just in case someone doesn't know what one is.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

'so get me a PS4 cunt' is basically the informal GAF motto. That kid has a future here.

 

[Jarrod38]

this make me miss the much classier and more fun Weekly World news

 

[infi]

I love how they randomly put a blender there. Just in case someone doesn't know what one is.

To be fair, a lot of Sunday Sport readers probably don't know what one is.

 

[immortal-joe]

The look on the cat's face. I'm dying.

 

[sn00zer]

As a kid I always wondered if they were being sincere

Spoiler

they were not

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

What's even worse is the fact that there's an audience for this.

 

[Gnome Scat]

UK tabloids are amazing from time to time.

What's even more amazing are the people who believe this shit.

 

[MushroomTip]

Amazing paper. Its not to be taken seriously.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Just seen a headline via twitter.

Kicked out of ISIS for wearing ALDI trainers.

Fucking lol

 

[DECK'ARD]

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Do they use some kind of randomizer to get these titles or is a human being actually thinking them up

 

[Übermatik]

Do they use some kind of randomizer to get these titles or is a human being actually thinking them up

They actually have a huge warehouse filled with thousands of chavs. They then just grab words out of the air at random.

 

[JJDinomite]

Reminds me of this.

 

[cjp]

What's even worse is the fact that there's an audience for this.

I'd buy it.

 

[Messypandas]

 

[chicagocubsfan]

Well Quavers are pretty good.

Spoiler

IDK what they are.

 

[Blue Lou]

 

[cjp]

Of course it's Chorley.

 

[freethought]

Maybe things have changed since I sold newspapers but the Sport was literally just tits and football with nonsense like this thrown in as filler.

Oh, and Tennis during Wimbledon.

 

[Peru]

Simon Dean working hard for that pulitzer

 

[Kimawolf]

For you cat lovers:

 

[Übermatik]

For you cat lovers:

 

[PJV3]

Maybe things have changed since I sold newspapers but the Sport was literally just tits and football with nonsense like this thrown in as filler.

Oh, and Tennis during Wimbledon.

I read it as a boob starved teenager, then it seemed to get a bit nastier like the Mail and I stopped reading it.

Well read the daft stories, I mostly looked at it.

 

[funkypie]

British journalism; best in the world.
They also ran a story of a man having sex with a snow man and getting frost bite on his dick.

Also sex with a gregge pasty which burnt his bellend.

The quote from the snow man was " worse than Saville"