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This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
That was me.DeathNote said:there was a kid in 7th or 8th grade who could grow one. and im 21. son of a bitch
That was me.DeathNote said:there was a kid in 7th or 8th grade who could grow one. and im 21. son of a bitch
I'm just saying, you look a lot better in your first, 3rd and 4th pictureIonas said:That'll make the colonel sanders costume pretty difficult...
please, like you've never shaved your beard into something creative and kept it for a few days, just for the hell of it
I'd say it's just because the goatee there looks a bit like testicles with arms.whitehawk said:I'm just saying, you look a lot better in your first, 3rd and 4th picture
Ha, I'll take that.whitehawk said:I'm just saying, you look a lot better in your first, 3rd and 4th picture
I like to think of it as testicles with angel wings.Thunder Monkey said:I'd say it's just because the goatee there looks a bit like testicles with arms.
muttyeah416 said:
I can see that.Ionas said:I like to think of it as testicles with angel wings.
That was actually the hardest part for me.rhfb said:Can't do a mustache so any beard I grow doesn't stick around very long.
Ehhh, my dads looked more epic just before he died. If my mom would have let him he'd have went for the fullbiker.Daigoro said:now that's an epic beard. (i meant Saddam's)
Thunder Monkey said:Ehhh, my dads looked more epic just before he died. If my mom would have let him he'd have went for the fullbiker.
Kaako said:The stuff comes natural to me...give me a week or two. :lol :lol
*sigh*
No Shave November
To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.
This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.
Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!
Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
Thunder Monkey said:A routine of shaving and letting it grow is what helped mine start coming in full.
I'd shave, let it grow for a few weeks, then shave, and let it grow for a month, and then shave again, and start the process anew. Not too long after I had a full soupcatcher coming in.
You could probably get a lot of trim with that look. And I'm not talking haircuts.Raging Spaniard said:I love growing a beard, but now I have long hair and I would look too hobo-ish.
Heres one from a few years ago though
SapientWolf said:You could probably get a lot of trim with that look. And I'm not talking haircuts.
He drank a gallon of rotgut vodka a day for 10 years.Daigoro said:yeah, but did your dad hide in a cave before he was hung to death? or maybe something slightly less EPIC?
Alas my gay friend can't grow a beard either. And his mustache is just lip fuzz.SnakeXs said:I've tried that. I've had times where I've shaved every day, and times where I've fairly regularly shaved every 5-10 days. It's not meant to be. :'(
Jokergrin said:
Looking forward to it, sir.yodandy said:Ill be making the no shave november thread soon, cant wait!
Thunder Monkey said:Alas my gay friend can't grow a beard either. And his mustache is just lip fuzz.
It's so easy to do, you just let it grow. Like with hair.
Yes. U R teh Homo.SnakeXs said:Does that mean I'M gay? :O
EYEL1NER said:Like I said, I love beards. And I wish I could let one fully mature right now. I haven't shaved since Thursday and have to in a couple hours before work. I got a good start to one and it will be a damn shame to shave it away.
With that said though, I would give up all the would-be beards and facial hair I have had and will ever had in exchange to not be going bald at 22 years old. My hairline is way back there and it pisses me off. The one thing I have always wanted is long wavy Fabio hair that I could whip around while head-banging and it will never happen. I have shamed my Norse ancestors...
RevenantKioku said:Facial hair is bullshit.
I have Sioux/Cheyenne Indian in my bloodline, and I'll have completely white hair by the time I'm 35.EYEL1NER said:I have shamed my Norse ancestors...
What are you trying to say? Because to me, having white hair sounds like it would be awesome. And not in a Sephiroth kind of way. I have seen people with white hair and thought it looked badass. I'd rather have a head of white hair than no hair at all...Thunder Monkey said:I have Sioux/Cheyenne Indian in my bloodline, and I'll have completely white hair by the time I'm 35.
If you shame your ancestors, then so do I.
I'm not worried about getting chicks, mang. My fiancee is fine with my hair situation. She has told me I shouldn't shave my arms, though, apparently men aren't supposed to do that. But I do have enough hair everywhere else but my head. Her father is bald I guess, maybe by choice, and she recommends I bic my head. But I can't bring myself to do it. I WANT HAIR, DAMNIT!!! /runs off cryingSpacLock said:As long as you can grow a manly beard, you're good man. The hair on your head is nothing compared to what you can grow on your balls, chest and face. That's what truly makes you a chick magnet.