Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.
I remember watching a Jerry Springer episode, probably 20 years ago, that had a guy who did this. He apparently tied a rubber band around his junk until it died and withered away, then cut it off with a knife. I've always remembered that episode, and probably always will, because it reminds me that no matter how bad things get in my life, at least I'm not that dumb ass mother fucker.