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hariseldon

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That is exactly what I was thinking about the whole time I was watching!

You know you've got issues when you're viewing such an exquisite posterior but can only picture a degenerate pulling shattered glass out of his bleeding rectum.
Oh god.. when I first met my wife she introduced me to One Man One Jar. I needed mind bleach. I knew from that moment on that she was a keeper.
 

Airola

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Imagine when taking the first sip, instead of smelling beer you smell shit.
You wouldn't be able to tell your mates that you can't drink the beer a hot woman gave you between her ass cheeks because what, are you a pussy!
But you also couldn't ever look at that woman again without thinking her shitty ass and being disgusted about it, and probably couldn't look any woman again thinking how shitty their asses must be.
But you still have to drink the beer, all the while smelling the awful shit stink and slowly but surely starting to think you are drinking shit.
That would make you unable to enjoy beer ever again.

So you end up being disgusted by both beer and women, and you can't tell anyone about it.
And that's just because some bitch who's seen too much porn decided to do tricks in front of some beer and butt craving asshole who's seen too much porn.
 
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buizel

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Imagine when taking the first sip, instead of smelling beer you smell shit.
You wouldn't be able to tell your mates that you can't drink the beer a hot woman gave you between her ass cheeks because what, are you a pussy!
But you also couldn't ever look at that woman again without thinking her shitty ass and being disgusted about it, and probably couldn't look any woman again thinking how shitty their asses must be.
But you still have to drink the beer, all the while smelling the awful shit stink and slowly but surely starting to think you are drinking shit.
That would make you unable to enjoy beer ever again.

So you end up being disgusted by both beer and women, and you can't tell anyone about it.
And that's just because some bitch who's seen too much porn decided to do tricks in front of some beer and butt craving asshole who's seen too much porn.
omg can you imagine if the video ended with her shimmying the glass down her ass, letting rip a phat one and depositing little brown cherry on top of the beer. delish
 
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