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These neogaf adverts are wild...

anthony2690

Banned
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What are these monkeys doing?!

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just so people don't think I'm googling some wild monkey porn, it's a funky pigeon valentine's day card advert, funky pigeon is a card creator site, where you can edit customise cards and send them to loved ones, as I got my partner a card from there recently and now all my adverts are funky pigeon or furniture currently.
 
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AV

We ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space
Tag the boss when you see one that's genuinely horrible like, I dunno, children's corpses. Think he can blacklist certain ad domains or something.

Monkey buttscratch is A-OK though.
 
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anthony2690

Banned
Tag the boss when you see one that's genuinely horrible like, I dunno, children's corpses. Think he can blacklist certain ad domains or something.

Monkey buttscratch is A-OK though.
Is that something that actually comes up?! 😱
 

jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
"Who says romance is dead" being the caption on this photo kinda cracked me up

Also, the ads here are based on your search history and stuff, so OP is into weird monkey sex things.
 

anthony2690

Banned
"Who says romance is dead" being the caption on this photo kinda cracked me up

Also, the ads here are based on your search history and stuff, so OP is into weird monkey sex things.
Noooo, it's literally a funky pigeon valentine's day card and I was looking at valentine's day cards for my other half.

Of course my fucking name is under 2 monkeys playing anal cavity exploration...
You're welcome 💪
 

RoboFu

One of the green rats
They are triggered by your web views … so stop watching monkey porn.🤷‍♂️

Mine is a bunch of Lego stuff right now if I log out lol
 
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Neogaf Gold will fix that.

Or... if you're a bad motherfucker who don't give a shit then just install uBlock Origin. Actually, you should be doing that no matter what. If you want to support the site by seeing ads you can just whitelist it.

Going by that advert you are into some kinky monkey shit and you're being tracked all over the internet.

Screenshot-20230221-153020.png

What are these monkeys doing?!

EDIT:
just so people don't think I'm googling some wild monkey porn, it's a funky pigeon valentine's day card advert, funky pigeon is a card creator site, where you can edit customise cards and send them to loved ones, as I got my partner a card from there recently and now all my adverts are funky pigeon or furniture currently.
I know what Funky Pigeon is but the question here is why is it you showing you a card with monkeys getting jiggy?
 
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anthony2690

Banned
Neogaf Gold will fix that.

Or... if you're a bad motherfucker who don't give a shit then just install uBlock Origin. Actually, you should be doing that no matter what. If you want to support the site by seeing ads you can just whitelist it.

Going by that advert you are into some kinky monkey shit and you're being tracked all over the internet.


I know what Funky Pigeon is but the question here is why is it you showing you a card with monkeys getting jiggy?
Its literally just the funny valentine's day cards haha.
 

BlackTron

Member
I mean if it was robot porn it would have made sense, but this really highlights the insanity of their algorithms that you got monkeys instead.
 

MudoSkills

Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
I keep getting ads about joining GCHQ/MI5 - hey security services, go fuck yourselves!

Stop trying to recruit young people by gamifying what you do. I'm sure identifying potential terrorists is exactly the same as those videogames we play.

Money well spent on whichever genius marketing agency came up with that.
 
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