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Things that piss you off for absolutely no reason.

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when switching lanes in the freeway cuz of the slow fucking driver in front of you then that slow mofo decides to get in the same lane as you at the same goddamn time at a slower speed. now THAT pisses me off.

Also, teens who try to act as a poor beggars in the gas stations however they're seen with cell phones calling people. yeah that pisses me off.
 
People who signal, change lanes, and then forget to turn off their blinkers for the duration of their drive.

Females who refer to their female friends as "babe" and "my love." I made a thread about this one.

People who flatout refuse to follow simple rules. I was in the emergency room a few weeks ago and the policy was that anyone who had a cough or sore throat needed to wear a mask. This old man was coughing like crazy and I asked him to wear a mask and he just looked at me with indignation. His family also asked him to wear the mask and he continued to look at me with a annoyance.

Video game developers who lie out of their asses and use PR talk in response to legitimate questions regarding why they're screwing the end user over, and then proceed to blame piracy for poor sales and reception.

People who say "TLDR" on Neogaf. The rules forbid it and they still do it. Not Juniors, mind you, but veterans.
 
Bombadil said:
People who flatout refuse to follow simple rules. I was in the emergency room a few weeks ago and the policy was that anyone who had a cough or sore throat needed to wear a mask. This old man was coughing like crazy and I asked him to wear a mask and he just looked at me with indignation. His family also asked him to wear the mask and he continued to look at me with a annoyance. .
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Serious question: Do you live in China?

Never heard this as something in the US
 
Bombadil said:
People who signal, change lanes, and then forget to turn off their blinkers for the duration of their drive.

Females who refer to their female friends as "babe" and "my love." I made a thread about this one.

People who flatout refuse to follow simple rules. I was in the emergency room a few weeks ago and the policy was that anyone who had a cough or sore throat needed to wear a mask. This old man was coughing like crazy and I asked him to wear a mask and he just looked at me with indignation. His family also asked him to wear the mask and he continued to look at me with a annoyance.

Video game developers who lie out of their asses and use PR talk in response to legitimate questions regarding why they're screwing the end user over, and then proceed to blame piracy for poor sales and reception.

People who say "TLDR" on Neogaf. The rules forbid it and they still do it. Not Juniors, mind you, but veterans.
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I put TLDR in my OPs for courtesy is its a long opener. Surely you can't be referring to that?
 
legacyzero said:
People who go out of their way to back into parking spaces.

wtFUCK!
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I can understand why they do this though. Look at all the idiots who can't look up from their phones while walking or text and drive. Do you trust those people to pay attention when you're trying to back out?

Normally I'll just park further away if it means I can pull through.
 
Internet Service Providers. Comcast, if you're going to charge me an arm and a leg I expect your service to run 24/7. You guys also clearly don't care about furthering the technology of providing Internet, and you've all packed together to form an alliance against your customers. Pisses me off.
 
The way people just turn into assholes any time there's a line for something. Waiting in line to get a parking garage ticket after seeing a show, the entire area is crammed with other people from the show. Spotted one guy with a group who got tired of waiting and tried to get one-half of a couple of strangers next up in another line to take his stub and cash and get him a ticket. Guy refused, attempted cheater comes back to my line and tells his group he should "kick that guy's ass."

Then, midway through the wait, the couple behind me is surprised by a couple of friends who they didn't even know were there. They get to chatting, and magically the friends are now in line right behind them!

All took place behind me or in another line so didn't impact me at all, but bugs the shit out of me. You are not that special, you massive jackass. Wait in the fucking line like the rest of us.

NateDrake said:
People who act stupid intentionally because other people find it cute.
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Alternately, people who act stupid because they're lazy and think they can get away with it since people will find it cute.
 
People who bump into everyone on the sidewalk as they walk by because they either:
- Don't understand that you can talk to somebody without staring at them while you walk
- Have their eyes glued to their damn phone while they walk

And then they get upset and tell me to "watch where I'm going".


Alternatively:
People who walk in groups (3 or more), and for some reason they all have to stand side-by-side, thus blocking the entire path and leaving me to either walk in the road or push through them like an asshole.
 
Mum's who walk in twos and threes, pushchairs and toddlers in tow, chatting away and blocking the pavement.

Cheers, I'll walk into oncoming traffic, you wankers.


↑ beaten.
 
legacyzero said:
People who go out of their way to back into parking spaces.

wtFUCK!
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I'm guessing you don't drive a pickup...or any large vehicle. Easier backing in than driving in, and you're not blind when you're backing out and at the mercy of some moron staring at a cellphone, and not your tail lights, as was already posted.

And people who speed past me only to see me at the light piss me off, when there's no real reason for it to really bother me.

Oh, and the Toronto Maple Leafs. I hate that franchise and wish it nothing but 9th place finishes in the East from here to eternity. No playoffs, and no good draft picks.
 
People who drive pick-up trucks who don't work in construction or have any fucking need for a pick-up truck.

People who cut me off even when it doesn't provide them any advantage in midday traffic.

Pedestrians who actually walk slower when they see that you're trying to make a left into the street. Yes, this shit has happened to me. The pedestrian slowed to a snail's rate, and turned to give me a shit-eating grin as he did so. I have never felt so homicidal. Okay, so this doesn't really qualify for the thread because there's a good reason why it pisses me off, but I needed to get it out.

The Carl's Jr. by my house never gave me napkins with my drive-thru order.

I get pissed off at myself for waking up an hour later than I should, and showering longer than I should, and by the time I'm ready, half the day is wasted.
 
"In the Kitchen with David"
Hybrid cars and their owners (most of them at least)
LMN
Most current music
Non-hyper white street/community lights
Cats
Grocery shopping
0 degree weather
Hydrating strips on razor blades
"Swag"
Penguines
Dolphins

In retrospective, it's hard to get pissed off at anything without reason, so I guess the above piss me off with at least "minor reason".
 
Ppl tht tlk lke ths and people that use incorrect grammar ("your" instead of "you're" and vice versa, things like that).

I don't care if you're typing from your phone, type coherent words. We have things like Swype for a reason, and even if your phone doesn't, it really doesn't take that much longer if you type out full words. "But it takes too long!" You'll get better at it and be faster at it as you keep doing it. If you type these non-words from a full computer keyboard, then you seriously have problems.
 
Hylian7 said:
Ppl tht tlk lke ths and people that use incorrect grammar ("your" instead of "you're" and vice versa, things like that).

I don't care if you're typing from your phone, type coherent words. We have things like Swype for a reason, and even if your phone doesn't, it really doesn't take that much longer if you type out full words. "But it takes too long!" You'll get better at it and be faster at it as you keep doing it. If you type these non-words from a full computer keyboard, then you seriously have problems.
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Damn it, this. I practically "hear" text in my head, typing like that makes you literally sound like a dumbass to me.
 
I'm getting all ferklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.

Here, I'll give you a topic. Grape Nuts are neither grapes nor nuts.

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OK, I'm better now.
 
Hearing someone use the word "moist." Nine times out of ten, it's used to describe something gross. The other time it's used to describe the texture of cake, which is stupid. Of course cake is moist, it's cake.
 
Ninja Beagle said:
When Im taking a shit and some dick head comes in and sits in the stall right next to me when clearly there where other stalls he could have occupied to where we werent basically holding hands.

I don't want you by me when I'm shitting or cleaning my ass. Nor do I wan't to actually feel your aroma from your ass hitting me in the face.
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Yeah, this.

I don't even care if it doesn't smell, it just feels wrong to me.
 
A lot of things people post on Facebook. I hide them and move on with my day.
 
loud pickup trucks who always feel it's necessary to rev up their engine near people as they pass by, God I wish they would lose control head first into a pole as I run by their suffering faces making loud car noises with my mouth

same applies to motorcycle riders
 
kutthoat5150 said:
loud pickup trucks who always feel it's necessary to rev up their engine near people as they pass by, God I wish they would lose control head first into a pole as I run by their suffering faces making loud car noises with my mouth

same applies to motorcycle riders
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Same goes for morons who weave in and out of traffic to get somewhere 5 minutes faster.
 
Whenever someone uses "bu bu bu but I thought..." on a forum. It makes me want to punch the screen and I'm not exactly sure why.
 
CamoBadger said:
People who bump into everyone on the sidewalk as they walk by because they either:
- Don't understand that you can talk to somebody without staring at them while you walk
- Have their eyes glued to their damn phone while they walk

And then they get upset and tell me to "watch where I'm going".


Alternatively:
People who walk in groups (3 or more), and for some reason they all have to stand side-by-side, thus blocking the entire path and leaving me to either walk in the road or push through them like an asshole.
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This drives me insane.
 
"I, for one, welcome our __________ overlords." Get some new material shitbag.
 
Air Jordans

People who walk slow in front of you, and then just stop

People having loud conversations in a quiet area

Ignorance
 
Wait, I just realized it says "for no reason."

Everything that pisses me off pisses me off for a reason... that I can think of right now at least.
 
how my workmate keeps talking about her new cat and I have to make out I am interested in her crappy cat stories.

she is doing it at the moment!
 
Instagram in its entirety.
Meme shit on Facebook.
Meme shit out in public.
People regurgitating memes in public.
(There's a trend there...)
People with EXTREMELY cheap hipster peacoats.
Girl threads on GAF of any kind (except for dating-age), they almost always turn creepy really fast.
People who don't know how to end a conversation.

etc.
 
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