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Things that piss you off for absolutely no reason.

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- people that think an indicator (turn-signal) allows them to cut infront of you without looking
- people that dont take responsibility drives me nuts
- people abusing the housing system because they are to lazy to work
- companies launching sh1t but then dont have enough stock to supply the demand
- people that dont put a cover over soup if they heat it in the microwave, and then leave the shrapnel all over.
- people that drop teabags in the sink because the bin is one step to far

Just a few
 
Until you find the cubicle is submerged in an inch of piss, and the greasy, shit stained seat slides around on the toilet.

And then there is no toilet paper.

And no soap.



"Yay, complaining threads!"

You act like this only happens in dude restrooms. Instead of piss just imagine used feminine toiletries everywhere.
 
Urinals, I never use them but I just don't get why they were invented and why people would ever use them rather than a stall to pee.

When you're walking down the street/hallway and somebody, often a dude even, will instantly snap their gaze towards you when you're walking right past each other and pretend like they're trying to look across the street. Are they insecure or do they just not know how to say hi or something? I mean just what are you supposed to do?

Tight sweatpants or something that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. I actually think I just like having some mystery though.

Fruits by the culinary definition. I like corn and cucumbers and other "veggies" but since the age of 5 or 6,I can count the number of bananas, apples, peaches, etc that I've eaten on one hand. The taste just suddenly became revolting to me and I can't even be in a farmer's market for too long before getting annoyed by the smell. I wonder if it's an allergy, but I'm not allergic to anything else and I'm very healthy.


All of these have legitimate reasons.

Seriously? I wish I had a urinal in my house.
 
You act like this only happens in dude restrooms. Instead of piss just imagine used feminine toiletries everywhere.
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Yeah I guess it's a reason but fuckin' shit it's like some women never learned to wrap the fucking thing up in toilet paper and throw it in the trash if there's not a little disposal basket in the stall. Best to just leave it for other women to find. Uggggggggggggggggggh.
 
Yeah I guess it's a reason but fuckin' shit it's like some women never learned to wrap the fucking thing up in toilet paper and throw it in the trash if there's not a little disposal basket in the stall. Best to just leave it for other women to find. Uggggggggggggggggggh.

I don't know why but for lockers/urinals in my experience women's side tend to be a lot filthier than the man's side.

I once had to clean women's locker section for the workers in a Hotel I worked at, this is my expression when I entered it: O________________________________O
 
I don't know why but for lockers/urinals in my experience women's side tend to be a lot filthier than the man's side.

I once had to clean women's locker section for the workers in a Hotel I worked at, this is my expression when I entered it: O________________________________O

Yeah whenever I hear "fairer sex" or "more clean" I just think "someone hasn't seen the inside of a public women's restroom." Now I can attribute some of the mess to kids, because I see TONS of them in there but some other stuff I know is just some woman being straight nasty.
 
People who walk in the road instead of the grass/pavement

Its made worse by the fact that where i live theres almost always 2-4 meters of unpaved grass next to the road. Makes me rage hardcore
 
Drivers who observe poor lane discipline. I mean, how hard is it to stay between the lines? Just get out and walk of you can't even do that bit right, jesus.
 
When people ignore the "for absolutely no reason" half of the thread topic.

I'm actually not upset, but it is dumb.

Its made worse by the fact that where i live theres almost always 2-4 meters of unpaved grass next to the road.
Full of dog poop.
 
- Mayonnaise
- Eggs
- People infront of you who walk extremely slow
- People who don't wash their hands after visiting the bathroom (they should be shot)
- People who smoke publicly
- Fat girls with tight clothes
 
Facepalming, sighing, loling, and other serious uses of dramatic or pointless actions in text form. "lol" is particularly awful when used to show words being spoken aloud. Nobody sane speaks like that. Imagine replacing the part in real life where a person would laugh normally like "Hahaha!" with "bleebloo." That's right, they didn't produce enough enthusiasm in their voice to capitalize their own forced, intentional abbreviation of laughter.

People using "its" and "it's" interchangeably. Or in a more general sense, not understanding when to use an apostrophe.

People that say "epic", "fail", or any of the outdated meme buzzwords, both in real life and in text form, when not in appropriate context.
 
I think I have legitimate reasons for being annoyed but I'll contribute anyway:

When people park so closely next to my car in car park spaces that I have to pull out completely before I begin turning.

Related: When roads are narrow people end up parking on either side of the road I sometimes think I'm going to see sparks as my car scrapes by in between them.
 
Urinals, I never use them but I just don't get why they were invented and why people would ever use them rather than a stall to pee.
Seconded, mostly because of the lack of toilet paper. I'm disgusted that it's apparently normal for most guys to not clean/dab their dicks after they piss.

I'll use a urinal if I absolutely have to but it always makes me feel gross.
 
Spiders webs.

I used to be a postman and the bloody things were everywhere. They felt terrible on the face, and you looked like a lunatic trying to get them off.
 
People who have ZERO common courtesy.
Saying sorry when you know your were intentionally fucking up.
Politics at the job.
DMV giving license to people who CANNOT DRIVE!
 

A slightly stiff breeze that picks up the stalls to a lull, all the while their is a constant fine mist coming from the sky. Oh and your slightly under-dressed for the just slightly chill day and your under the shade of a cloud.

It's too much on the senses to handle.
 
Farts.

Well there's a reason. They smell bad, they bring a bad mental image (slow motion anuses pinching off air), they sound annoying, and they make people think that it's okay to do them around other people and that it's funny.

My mood instantly changes when someone farts around me.

Speaking of which, poop.

I hate poop.

yeah, I know, but sometimes when I think about it - it's just a fucking sitcom. if someone enjoys watching it, why should I get mad?

AND YET I FUCKING DO GET MAD ARGHHHH

But it's hilarious.

Of course a nerd forum would hate it though.
 
People just standing around talking in a group, they are usually totally oblivious to anyone else but themselves, and are usually blocking a path. Happens every now and then when we go out to eat for lunch, people are just crowded around the soda machine just talking to eachother, while there is a line forming behind them.

[*]People who wait at a crossing but don't hit the button so the lights will never change.

I thought these were for the most part disabled once traffic lights became automated. Am I wrong on this assumption?
 
I am an angry person and I am angry mostly all of the time. Don't know if some of these have been posted:

  • Mums with pushchairs.
  • People who meander around and get in your way when you are trying to walk in a straight line.
  • Users that don't provide any information at all and expect you to magically fix their problems.
  • People who wait at a crossing but don't hit the button so the lights will never change.
  • People who I don't know that try to sell me stuff over the phone who call me "mate".
  • People who play music through their phones while just walking about. (Or at all, really).
  • When you are at starbucks or costa and the cretin behind the counter fills your take out cup to the very top so when you are walking back to work it pisses out everywhere and burns your hand.
  • Chuggers.
  • When someone uses my desk and leaves their plates and cups and shit all over it.
  • When someone in my family steals all of my fucking socks.
 
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