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[Spring-Loaded]

When that fucking little cunt at the end of "It's a Wonderful Life" says:

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!"

I rage. Every time. I want to kill that sentence. Rip its fucking soul out, rape it and eat it.

EDIT: All right, it wasn't fair to that little girl to call her that. I wasn't thinking clearly. That's how much that sentence fucks me up. See what it makes me do? Fuck.

 

[VertPin]

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Better than my HS (2013) graduating shirt! And I hate Swag and Yolo!

"THE 13EST YEAR EVER" 13est being "Best" obviously.

 

[Plaguefox]

...makes you literally sound like a...

This. Yes, I am one of those.

 

[sappyday]

People who speak in memes in real life.

 

[SpacedCadette]

Shower spiders.

Those little stinkers that hang out in the corner. Of course I don't notice the freakin' thing till I'm already undressed and under the water. So awkward to have to deal with the eight-legged dweeb while naked and damp. All exposed... Have to try and wash him down the drain and pray he doesn't land on you.

Jerk.

 

[Alucrid]

I might try this next time.

Please do. It's a joy watching them knock on the door with their "nice face" on, then as soon as they realize that you're not moving to let them in it instantly goes to pissed off, then they storm away to their car in huff.

Sorry, should have come fifteen minutes earlier.

 

[BrightEyedPanic]

- People who park in fire lanes with hazards on. It's sheer fucking laziness.
- Anyone who attempts to communicate with me using BINGO (u=you, 2=to)
- "kewl"
- People who hold glass doors open with their hand propped to the glass rather the handle.
- Those people that walk around in the store on their cellphone so everyone can hear their conversation about some personal garbage.
- lovebugs...aka: fuckbugs.

 

[nhlducks35]

Whenever people post smiley/wink faces at the end of their posts

Like this

 

[wondermega]

I hate when people talk on the phone on the bus. Like, really really can't stand it. Why is this? They are just minding their own business, having a conversation to pass the time. For some reason it gets super-under my skin and I cannot explain why. I think I am just becoming a crazy old person.

 

[Dereck]

When homeless people try to fault you for them being homeless.

When people walk slow in the store in the middle of the aisle instead of on the side.

When people drive slow.

When muthafuckas ask questions they already know the answers to.

 

[rodvik]

Using loose instead of lose.

Correct usage is
"Aston Villa will lose this football match."
"MC Hammers pants are loose."

Also, people younger than me.

 

[Boss Riovane]

When you have eye contact and dont speak or return a greeting. Maybe its the Louisiana in me but that pisses me off more than anything.

When i call and you decide to have a conversation through text. Going in my fridge without asking. Fucking Infuriating.

 

[Beaniedude]

Hipsters.

 

[zerotol]

I was gonna post a few things, then I realized I was completely justified to hate them.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Animal print clothing.



fuck off.

 

[xXBetter Off DadXx]

There's always a reason something pisses you off, not necessarily a good reason, but a reason nonetheless.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

When a car decides to change into my lane

Don't know why except my personal automobile bubble is huge. GTFO yo


Now this one I have a bit better reason to get mad, I hate when there are plenty of spots available, and some car has to park right next to me - the thing is, I even park far away from the door/work/mall/theater/etc.! So annoying

 

[Stronghammer22]

This is a bit weird, but I can't stand people touching my curtains. I don't know what it is -- it just pisses me off when they do it.

Everything else that annoys me I can justify.

 

[Peter Bazooka]

The phrase good sir.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

loud pickup trucks who always feel it's necessary to rev up their engine near people as they pass by, God I wish they would lose control head first into a pole as I run by their suffering faces making loud car noises with my mouth

same applies to motorcycle riders

Never got why cruiser riders always blip their throttles during lights. It's not going to stall dammit! Also, squids. Fuck squids.

 

[CliqWriter]

I absolutely hate when people use "like" excessively.

 

[PaulExcellent]

When people touch my instruments without my permission.

When I can hear the music coming from someone's headphones.

When someone spills ANYTHING.

I have issues.

 

[heliconsoul]

Improper spelling/grammar on Facebook or text messaging. I mean I've seen people write "ov" instead of "of".

The fuck is wrong with these people? You have auto correct, a cat could mash the screen and get a coherent sentence.

 

[NateDrake]

Using the term 'Whatever' in any form of conversation. It makes me want to punch the person saying or texting it.

 

[Subtle]

Something that pisses me off soooo much is when you're exercising and you accidently violently rip off your headphones from your ears. AAAAAHHHHHH SO MUCH RAAAAAGE!

 

[matt360]

-People who wear flip flops every day. I grew up in Florida where a lot of people do this. And honestly, it makes a lot of sense, given the weather. But to me it just comes off as lazy.

-Japan. It's honestly a great place to live, but I'm just burnt out. It's been a nice 7 years, but I think it's about time to move back home.

-People who walk slow (my wife is a serial offender).

-This one isn't for no reason, but it bothers me more than just about anything when people don't pay attention to what's going on around them. This is one of the worst parts about living in Japan. People are absolutely oblivious. I can't count the number of times I've been behind some old lady on an escalator going up and she just stops once she reaches the top. She doesn't even bother to check if people are behind her. It's really quite dangerous and I'd love nothing more than to shove her to the ground and tell her to pay attention. Anyways, this just happened again today so it's fresh in my mind.

 

[Deified Data]

• People that sneeze really loud.
• People that spit everywhere all the time.
• People that don't wash their hands after using the restroom.
• People that wear shorts and coats in the wintertime
• Ugly people that think they are hot
• Big breasts with tiny nonexistent nipples

Just to name a few

My dick is probably the cleanest thing I'm going to touch all day.

 

[Mr. F]

University/college-crowd's refusal to let go of Pokémon.

The phrase good sir.

Thank you.

 

[xXBetter Off DadXx]

University/college-crowd's refusal to let go of Pokémon.

You gotta consider though, that you are trying to physically take them out of their hands.

 

[buckfutter]

People asking me how my food is whilst I'm still chewing the first damn bite. It's relatively harmless behaviour, but it fills me with unspeakable rage that I'm otherwise not at all familiar with. I liken it to how a lot of cats get really worked up if you touch them whilst they're feeding.

That and people wanting some of my food but not asking outright. Just dropping hints, commenting on how it smells or looks whilst burning holes right through it with their hungry eyes.

This might have something to do with me being an emotional eater and periodically lapsing into being overweight.

 

[Laughing Banana]

People who put their commas and various other marks with a space. Like for example: a , b , c , d , or writing stuff like Hello ! or Hello ? instead of a, b, c, d, and Hello! or Hello?

It drives me crazy.

 

[Agent Cooper]

People who put their commas and various other marks with a space. Like for example: a , b , c , d , or writing stuff like Hello ! or Hello ? instead of a, b, c, d, and Hello! or Hello?

It drives me crazy.

I USED TO HAVE A TEACHER.!!!!!!
WHO TYPED STUFF OUT.????? LIKE THIS.!!!!!

 

[katsubento]

People that put mayonnaise in chili. Or ketchup on a hot dog.


And people who don't understand their, there, or they're. Along with to and too.

Drives me frakkin' bonkers.

 

[zoleristec]

Everything.

 

[althe13]

happened to me today actually, as soon as someone tells me the copier is out of toner my blood instantly boils.... i have no idea why i hate it!

 

[Devolution]

Women's clothing but there's a reason. Still I get too angry than I need to be and it's not at all constructive.

 

[Subtle]

People that put mayonnaise in chili. Or ketchup on a hot dog.


And people who don't understand their, there, or they're. Along with to and too.

Drives me frakkin' bonkers.

What kind of monster are you?

 

[Tesseract]

why are people from chicago or new york so happy to tell you they're from chicago or new york? fuck.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

People posting.

Randomword*

When you made a typo, without adding nothing else to the conversation. You are not my fucking Teacher, I sometimes use the phone while typing.

What does this post mean?

"I hate people posting."

"Random word."

"When you make a mistake without adding to the conversation."

You are not my teacher."

I use the phone while typing."

Also, that double negative is epic.

 

[y2dvd]

I want to stranger anyone that says YOLO, and that's a lot of people.

 

[Troll]

What kind of monster are you?

It's a NY thing. Go to Coney Island and ask for ketchup on your hot dog.

 

[8bit]

Adding a location to a tweet with an @. I use a three character twitter name which is often invoked by people tweeting similar to 'LOL, hitting up my bros @atz' when atz is a person and not someone's favourite bar.

 

[xXBetter Off DadXx]

I want to stranger anyone that says YOLO, and that's a lot of people.

Have you ever given yourself a stranger?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

People who use "hashtag" in actual conversation.

"I walked in on my brother masturbating. #awkward."

 

[Troll]

This page is killing me.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Urinals, I never use them but I just don't get why they were invented and why people would ever use them rather than a stall to pee.

When you're walking down the street/hallway and somebody, often a dude even, will instantly snap their gaze towards you when you're walking right past each other and pretend like they're trying to look across the street. Are they insecure or do they just not know how to say hi or something? I mean just what are you supposed to do?

Tight sweatpants or something that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. I actually think I just like having some mystery though.

Fruits by the culinary definition. I like corn and cucumbers and other "veggies" but since the age of 5 or 6,I can count the number of bananas, apples, peaches, etc that I've eaten on one hand. The taste just suddenly became revolting to me and I can't even be in a farmer's market for too long before getting annoyed by the smell. I wonder if it's an allergy, but I'm not allergic to anything else and I'm very healthy.

When homeless people try to fault you for them being homeless.

When people walk slow in the store in the middle of the aisle instead of on the side.

When people drive slow.

When muthafuckas ask questions they already know the answers to.

All of these have legitimate reasons.

 

[Devolution]

Urinals, I never use them but I just don't get why they were invented and why people would ever use them rather than a stall to pee.

When you're walking down the street/hallway and somebody, often a dude even, will instantly snap their gaze towards you when you're walking right past each other and pretend like they're trying to look across the street. Are they insecure or do they just not know how to say hi or something? I mean just what are you supposed to do?

Tight sweatpants or something that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. I actually think I just like having some mystery though.

Fruits by the culinary definition. I like corn and cucumbers and other "veggies" but since the age of 5 or 6,I can count the number of bananas, apples, peaches, etc that I've eaten on one hand. The taste just suddenly became revolting to me and I can't even be in a farmer's market for too long before getting annoyed by the smell. I wonder if it's an allergy, but I'm not allergic to anything else and I'm very healthy.


All of these have legitimate reasons.

Urinals sound pretty great when you really need to take a shit and everyone just needs to piss.

 

[Tesseract]

chicken wings. my buddies love to go out and eat them but fuck man they ain't filling i want a meal ok so i order chicken tenders like i'm 13 but fuck they're good gimme the honey mustard sauce please.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Urinals sound pretty great when you really need to take a shit and everyone just needs to piss.

Until you find the cubicle is submerged in an inch of piss, and the greasy, shit stained seat slides around on the toilet.

And then there is no toilet paper.

And no soap.



"Yay, complaining threads!"

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Urinals sound pretty great when you really need to take a shit and everyone just needs to piss.

Yeah the handicap stall is even more likely to be free in a men's room. But it drives me nuts trying to figure why any pisser wouldn't rather have 4 walls separating them.