Charge unto the merciless abyss with
fearless courage my brothers!
Once more unto E3, dear friends, once more;
Or close the thread up with our NeoGAF banned.
In truth there's nothing so becomes a fan
As modest patience and preordering:
But when the streams of Twitch blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the fanboy;
Hammer the keyboards, summon up the blood,
Disguise kind nature with reaction GIFs;
And lend the wallet cash for them to take.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full hype. On, on, you noblest NeoGAF.
Whose Blood is Borne from console exclusives!
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Cerny, Kaz, and TLG!'