Wow. Four years ago I stole a lone, empty display box from blockbuster, I went home and filled it with bananas and toilet paper. On my way out I grabbed a bag for life out of my cupboard and went on a mission. My mission was simple. I was procure myself a PS Vita with no money.
When I arrived at Asda I walked up to the desk and asked for a PS Vita to which the lady replied "certainly" and went into the back room to get one.
She soon arrived with a distinct blue and white box and asked me if I needed a bag. I replied "nah I'm OK, I have one here". She willingly handed over the box and I placed it into the bag for life next to the fake box.
She said "that'll be £230 please" and I inserted my debit card into the reader and typed in my pin number. There was a beep and the lady said "sorry but your card declined" I reached into the bag, sweating and shaking profusely I gave her back the box which contained bananas and toilet tissue. "I'll just nip to the bank and I'll be back soon I said".
My mission objectives had been completed and I ran as fast as I could to the door and all the way home with my new toy.
To add insult to injury, last year I was employed as a security guard at that very store and coincidentally had to catch thieves on a daily basis.
EDIT: Bananas were my only option to weigh the box down and toilet roll was used so the bananas didn't roll and rattle in the box.
Sorry if anyone got a box of bananas