LOL.......
The end of that article reminds me of when I was in Mexico we had a vote in the van as to where to get food on the way back from some Mayan ruins we were checking out
I said we should wait to get back to Cancun but I was outvoted by those who wanted to eat at one of the roadside huts that we kept seeing. I told them all they were insane and I'd be waiting for Cancun either way as I am not a fan of mystery meat in the middle of nowhere
Thankfully the driver, who had voted to eat at one of the mystery places, thought it through and just drove all the way to Cancun instead as no one in the van seemed to be complaining of hunger after the vote..