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Triple H |OT| February Wrasslin
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EraldoCoil
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He just finished dinner.
Mr. Enigma
Member
:lol @ the Bischoff family shit killing ratings.
B M ARAGON
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Professor Beef
Banned
His belt is GOLD, you dumb audience member.
Yes I know the strap itself is leather.
B M ARAGON
Member
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Liveblogging this past Monday's Raw Supershow:
1:00- well it's not often you get a cold opening like this without the nickelback intro, love this soap opera stuff
2:30- there's the intro, fast forwarding
4:30- a debate? the fuck is this. Very happy Truth got a nice pop when his name was called
5:00- punk's beard is too long, this is the longest i've seen it, looks terrible
5:30- johnny ace & otunga, carrying the brand imo
6:30- snicklefritz? stfu dude, when did you become this corny
10:00- truth :lol that was pretty good
10:45- miz actually getting decent heat, what city is this? good crowd. how can anyone take this idiot seriously
12:30- kofi bringing it on the mic, too bad he's terrible in the ring by doing the same shit over and over. the black sheamus
13:30- *google's definition of neophyte"
16:00- truth :lol flipper, crowd didn't react to it at all tho
18:00- punk vs. miz main event tonight? seriously? sigh
19:00- look at me im kofi kingston and do boring ass dives and jumps, not even a fucking moonsault or something cool, just shitty generic jumps and kicks.
20:00- crowd is kinda dead, this match sucks. just win it already chris
22:00- tap you bastard, tap!!!!!!! sigh
23:00- code breaker 1-2-3 good
24:30- hbk! hhh! burying time!
26:00- ryder is so corny
27:00- johnny & otunga, thank god. It's crazy how you go from such lows to such highs in the blink of an eye
28:00- *slurp*
31:00- wait, d-bry's not even on commentary? why is he out there, he can interfere and commentate it's not one or the other.
37:00- extra vintage randy orton! what a rope DDT!
37:30- holy shit what a botch with that RKO. what the fuck
38:30- "daniel bryan" chants, nice!
39:00- is that vitiligo on bryan's arm? (michael jackson's skin disease)
39:30- orton looks out it, what a botch
41:00- hbk! can't say that i'm excited or anything, not a fan of these cheap comebacks for pops
45:00- what is this promo? just another way to get HHH more over? ffs
49:00- not facing taker eh? why do i feel like this is just a reverse way to get over, like have the crowd boo when you say "im not facing the undertaker" and then milk it and finally give in and say "ok ill do it" for some huge pop, sigh
50:00- what's up with shawn's eyes, it's hard to see under the hat but they're like flickering a lot, did he do a line before this?
51:30- hhh's forehead looks like a catcher's mitt
53:00- and heeeeerrrrrrrrre we go with the mad HHH, prob gonna accept it any sec
56:00- shawn's voice botching
57:30- "no"... really? ok where's the swerve
58:40- *DONG*, ok there it is
1:00:00- vengeance? vengeance for what? you won the fucking match
1:02:00- truth/ziggles, nice this could be solid, not fast-forwarding. barely any pop for truth btw, sigh, fuckin marks
1:03:30- i saw way too strong an outline of ziggler's ass when he did that handstand. even some girls in the crowd were screaming
1:05:00- WTF kelly kelly roll-up FTW, nice!
1:06:30- wow that santino segment was terrible, not even a little funny, crowd didn't care either
1:08:00- dat bella
1:09:00- why are they hyping tamina's splash off the top as some great move, jesus, any fucking chick on tough enough could do that boring ass move. it sucked when jimmy did it too. this diva sucks
1:14:00- save her john!!!!! wtf she just jumped out
1:14:30- WHAT WHAT WHAT
1:15:00- hahahahahahahaha ryder my sides hurt
1:15:30- OMG eves boobs are like falling out, her shirt's falling down. she just friendzoned ryder, rofl. her face got prettier too somehow, so hot.
1:17:00- punk/miz is on, considering fast-forwarding this. in fact why not, *ff's 5 mins*
1:22:30- wow, dat beard. he looks like a bum. and why can i see his hip bones, pull your underwear up
1:23:00- wow, miz taps, no gts. wwe was probably worried miz would botch it too much
1:24:30- epic cenar/kane face-off incoming? it's been a decade since the last ambulance match, damn
1:26:00- cenar: "turn the wwe universe against me" - the wwe universe was already against you dumbass
1:27:00- "we all hate you, we all hate you!"- shut the hell up marks, cena's awesome.
1:28:00- cena's voice getting blacker by the second. rapper cena return?
1:28:30- "fruity pebbles"... listen to these fuckin marks
1:29:30- lmao @ hurt ryder, just get in the damn ring you bald bastard
1:32:00- cmon kick his cripple ass cena!!!
1:33:30- you know what would be awesome? if eve and kane were in on it and setting up cena which is why eve kissed him
1:35:00- hahahahhahahahahaha kane pushed ryder off the stage, i love this stuff!! thank you wwe!
1:35:30- hahah @ eve's heat
1:37:00- lmao at the little jenny in the crowd about to cry, perfect ending!
1:00- well it's not often you get a cold opening like this without the nickelback intro, love this soap opera stuff
2:30- there's the intro, fast forwarding
4:30- a debate? the fuck is this. Very happy Truth got a nice pop when his name was called
5:00- punk's beard is too long, this is the longest i've seen it, looks terrible
5:30- johnny ace & otunga, carrying the brand imo
6:30- snicklefritz? stfu dude, when did you become this corny
10:00- truth :lol that was pretty good
10:45- miz actually getting decent heat, what city is this? good crowd. how can anyone take this idiot seriously
12:30- kofi bringing it on the mic, too bad he's terrible in the ring by doing the same shit over and over. the black sheamus
13:30- *google's definition of neophyte"
16:00- truth :lol flipper, crowd didn't react to it at all tho
18:00- punk vs. miz main event tonight? seriously? sigh
19:00- look at me im kofi kingston and do boring ass dives and jumps, not even a fucking moonsault or something cool, just shitty generic jumps and kicks.
20:00- crowd is kinda dead, this match sucks. just win it already chris
22:00- tap you bastard, tap!!!!!!! sigh
23:00- code breaker 1-2-3 good
24:30- hbk! hhh! burying time!
26:00- ryder is so corny
27:00- johnny & otunga, thank god. It's crazy how you go from such lows to such highs in the blink of an eye
28:00- *slurp*
31:00- wait, d-bry's not even on commentary? why is he out there, he can interfere and commentate it's not one or the other.
37:00- extra vintage randy orton! what a rope DDT!
37:30- holy shit what a botch with that RKO. what the fuck
38:30- "daniel bryan" chants, nice!
39:00- is that vitiligo on bryan's arm? (michael jackson's skin disease)
39:30- orton looks out it, what a botch
41:00- hbk! can't say that i'm excited or anything, not a fan of these cheap comebacks for pops
45:00- what is this promo? just another way to get HHH more over? ffs
49:00- not facing taker eh? why do i feel like this is just a reverse way to get over, like have the crowd boo when you say "im not facing the undertaker" and then milk it and finally give in and say "ok ill do it" for some huge pop, sigh
50:00- what's up with shawn's eyes, it's hard to see under the hat but they're like flickering a lot, did he do a line before this?
51:30- hhh's forehead looks like a catcher's mitt
53:00- and heeeeerrrrrrrrre we go with the mad HHH, prob gonna accept it any sec
56:00- shawn's voice botching
57:30- "no"... really? ok where's the swerve
58:40- *DONG*, ok there it is
1:00:00- vengeance? vengeance for what? you won the fucking match
1:02:00- truth/ziggles, nice this could be solid, not fast-forwarding. barely any pop for truth btw, sigh, fuckin marks
1:03:30- i saw way too strong an outline of ziggler's ass when he did that handstand. even some girls in the crowd were screaming
1:05:00- WTF kelly kelly roll-up FTW, nice!
1:06:30- wow that santino segment was terrible, not even a little funny, crowd didn't care either
1:08:00- dat bella
1:09:00- why are they hyping tamina's splash off the top as some great move, jesus, any fucking chick on tough enough could do that boring ass move. it sucked when jimmy did it too. this diva sucks
1:14:00- save her john!!!!! wtf she just jumped out
1:14:30- WHAT WHAT WHAT
1:15:00- hahahahahahahaha ryder my sides hurt
1:15:30- OMG eves boobs are like falling out, her shirt's falling down. she just friendzoned ryder, rofl. her face got prettier too somehow, so hot.
1:17:00- punk/miz is on, considering fast-forwarding this. in fact why not, *ff's 5 mins*
1:22:30- wow, dat beard. he looks like a bum. and why can i see his hip bones, pull your underwear up
1:23:00- wow, miz taps, no gts. wwe was probably worried miz would botch it too much
1:24:30- epic cenar/kane face-off incoming? it's been a decade since the last ambulance match, damn
1:26:00- cenar: "turn the wwe universe against me" - the wwe universe was already against you dumbass
1:27:00- "we all hate you, we all hate you!"- shut the hell up marks, cena's awesome.
1:28:00- cena's voice getting blacker by the second. rapper cena return?
1:28:30- "fruity pebbles"... listen to these fuckin marks
1:29:30- lmao @ hurt ryder, just get in the damn ring you bald bastard
1:32:00- cmon kick his cripple ass cena!!!
1:33:30- you know what would be awesome? if eve and kane were in on it and setting up cena which is why eve kissed him
1:35:00- hahahahhahahahahaha kane pushed ryder off the stage, i love this stuff!! thank you wwe!
1:35:30- hahah @ eve's heat
1:37:00- lmao at the little jenny in the crowd about to cry, perfect ending!
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Don't feel like quoting the whole post, but Heavy, that mark on Bryan's elbow is a scar from a rather bad staph infection he had, I do believe.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
oh wow ok, good news. (not that getting a staph infection is good news, but that he doesn't have vitiligo)
EraldoCoil
Member
lol @ you fucked up chants.....
(cataching up on raw)
(cataching up on raw)
Professor Beef
Banned
Now THAT is some fuckin' heel behavior.
Professor Beef
Banned
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh SPIT IT IN MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
It's how Christian got his championship.
canadian crowe
Member
He does have vitiligo. He mentioned it on the Art of Wrestling.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
New ep of Z True Long Island Story just put up, really good one: http://youtu.be/IMCWORPcw4M Ziggler's parts are gold and there's a surprise guest from the grave
damn that sucks
Professor Beef
Banned
Jinder got a win over Big Zeke? barf.
B M ARAGON
Member
aj old theme 
canadian crowe
Member
Is it a serious condition? From my limited research, it's just a small (for Bryan at least) cosmetic problem.
Professor Beef
Banned
Beth: "GIVE IT TO ME"
If I could, I would...
If I could, I would...
Perspicacity
Banned
Why did you do this? Why did I read this? Fuck...
Also, this thread has narcs monitoring so don't admit to pirating so freely
Professor Beef
Banned
You can find Raw on Youtube, so it shouldn't be a huge deal.
Perspicacity
Banned
Oh forgot about that
So Natalya's farting lady gimmick is being used in-ring now too? :Cornetteface
EDIT: And serious question Beef, you'd rather see Big Zeke win than Jinder?
EDIT2: Raw recap is even funnier than Raw itself was, holy fuck at this music
So Natalya's farting lady gimmick is being used in-ring now too? :Cornetteface
EDIT: And serious question Beef, you'd rather see Big Zeke win than Jinder?
EDIT2: Raw recap is even funnier than Raw itself was, holy fuck at this music
B M ARAGON
Member
so what happens after cena wins do we forget about zach and eve and just move towards the rock
Professor Beef
Banned
Lesser of two evils.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
didn't like it? ehh it was fun for me so that's what counts /hhh
Perspicacity
Banned
Hardly. If Big Zeke wanted my respect he'd defend his title some time.
All right, you redeemed yourself NXT style
EDIT: Bateman fist eliminated
Professor Beef
Banned
PERCY JACKSON SIGHTING
funkystudent
Member
Live smackdown next week means vince is in charge.
Natalya is gonna poo in the middle of the ring next week isnt she?
Natalya is gonna poo in the middle of the ring next week isnt she?
Perspicacity
Banned
Why must they eliminate everyone I love
Professor Beef
Banned
Oh, it's Percy WATSON? My bad. /funkasaurus
Actually it's Titus O'Neil
and the Bellas will be there laughing at her.
Perspicacity
Banned
Why does Camacho have a contract but not Homicide?
Professor Beef
Banned
Perspicacity
Banned
Think of it more like the scat porn equivalent of a Skinemax show
BoboBrazil
Member
Camacho is Haku's son, is tall and jacked. Homicide is one of those little flippy guys.
Perspicacity
Banned
Bad news if you were pulling for Curt Hawkins or Alex Riley...
You have awful taste
You have awful taste
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
To get closer to that answer, you must first know what makes a man a jobber, and another a main eventer
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