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Heavy said:
GOD look how gross sheamus looks, like a fucking ghost. that's the palest skin i've ever seen in my life. Everything about this guy makes me angry and grossed out. Horrible in the ring, horrible look, horrible gimmick, horrible entrance music.

Edit: damnit this post deserved to be on the new page
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Thank me later bro.
 
I just got the Willy Wonka Blu-Ray and the first thing I did with it was rip a high-res version of the Inane Taz Commentary clip for Botchamania. Maffew says to look for it the next time he does that segment!
 
Heavy said:
GOD look how gross sheamus looks, like a fucking ghost. that's the palest skin i've ever seen in my life. Everything about this guy makes me angry and grossed out. Horrible in the ring, horrible look, horrible gimmick, horrible entrance music.

Edit: damnit this post deserved to be on the new page
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Looks like your mic wasn't turned on.
 
<3 wrestlecrap

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Has Dolph, Cody, or Barrett won/do much since the Rumble? Seems every time I see them in a match they're losing.

Dolph was in the World Title match in 2011's Rumble show, neglected afterwards. Sinking feeling he's headed in that direction again.
 
They really are going to need to do a LOT of work to make Rock/Cena a worthy main event and worthy of year long hype. I have exactly zero interest in the match, and if they don't do anything to change the "build" for it before WM I may just turn off the PPV once the match comes on.

It has no heat whatsoever. Sure they can't have it boiling hot all year long, but there's no heat or fight in the "feud". Just talking completely basic wrestling terms now, no conideration of the status of the wrestlers involved or the business or the company. There needs to be a heel and a face, and there needs to be some actaully strong emotions put into the promos.

They're both faces, and tame and lifeless faces at that, and they don't have any beef other than "let's have a match! ok! you are the woman! no, you are the one who is a woman! twitter twitter twitter!".

The videos for them aren't any better. It looks like one of those celebrity WM matches, where a Hollywood actor is going to face a WWE wrestler, and the build is nothing more than "this match is going to happen because we said it's going to happen".

Make one of them a full blown heel and give them some actual wrestling storyline to build some heat.

Hint: Cena is going to be booed out of the building by that Miami crowd no matter what. Take advantage of some fantastic built in heat from the crowd.


Striker said:
Has Dolph, Cody, or Barrett won/do much since the Rumble? Seems every time I see them in a match they're losing.

Dolph was in the World Title match in 2011's Rumble show, neglected afterwards. Sinking feeling he's headed in that direction again.
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There's not really any room for Dolph on RAW right now. The main event scene on RAW is diabolical right now, and the WWE title will be wrapped up in Punk/Jericho til WM. I sense he's a MITB contestant.

The other two, they've got nothing to do until the WM build starts for real after the EC PPV. Cody probably going to face Goldust, which should have some cool promos, and Barrett, I have no idea. I though they might keep his feud with Orton going til WM, but it seems to have died out. Maybe he's going in the MITB match. It's pretty ridiculous they can't conjure up more than one main event feud on SD, considering they have a good 6/7 guys who could be in one, and Barrett is going to be WHC within the year, most likely. You'd think they'd be making sure he had a good feud going at all times, but then again, they let Sheamus flounder for months because of their mid card deficit.
 
Ithil said:
They really are going to need to do a LOT of work to make Rock/Cena a worthy main event and worthy of year long hype. I have exactly zero interest in the match, and if they don't do anything to change the "build" for it before WM I may just turn off the PPV once the match comes on.

It has no heat whatsoever. Sure they can't have it boiling hot all year long, but there's no heat or fight in the "feud". Just talking completely basic wrestling terms now, no conideration of the status of the wrestlers involved or the business or the company. There needs to be a heel and a face, and there needs to be some actaully strong emotions put into the promos.

They're both faces, and tame and lifeless faces at that, and they don't have any beef other than "let's have a match! ok! you are the woman! no, you are the one who is a woman! twitter twitter twitter!".

The videos for them aren't any better. It looks like one of those celebrity WM matches, where a Hollywood actor is going to face a WWE wrestler, and the build is nothing more than "this match is going to happen because we said it's going to happen".

Make one of them a full blown heel and give them some actual wrestling storyline to build some heat.

Hint: Cena is going to be booed out of the building by that Miami crowd no matter what. Take advantage of some fantastic built in heat from the crowd.
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I'd say just let Rock and Cena should just cut promos on each other with WWE embracing the fact that Cena is a watered down, focus group approved caricature of a top guy instead of the "you have to respect him" nonsense they're doing now.
 
Ithil said:
There's not really any room for Dolph on RAW right now.
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If you're a heel on RAW, you often won't do much. If for some reason you hold the WWE title, you'll be booked like a complete loser. Hence I don't want guys like Cody or Barrett moved to RAW - it will not help them.

"Move" over Orton, Show, and probably Sheamus (he's a face so he'll get a rub). Keep the Smackdown show consisting of Bryan, Sin Cara, Barrett, Rhodes, Hunico, and move over guys like McIntyre, Ziggler, and Kofi. Oh, keep Miz on RAW. He's terrible with the rest of 'em.

* Not sure why I thought Drew was on RAW lol :\
 
Striker said:
If you're a heel on RAW, you often won't do much. If for some reason you hold the WWE title, you'll be booked like a complete loser. Hence I don't want guys like Cody or Barrett moved to RAW - it will not help them.

"Move" over Orton, Show, and probably Sheamus (he's a face so he'll get a rub). Keep the Smackdown show consisting of Bryan, Sin Cara, Barrett, Rhodes, Hunico, and move over guys like McIntyre, Ziggler, and Kofi. Oh, keep Miz on RAW. He's terrible with the rest of 'em.

* Not sure why I thought Drew was on RAW lol :\
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Watching SD, and Bryan is ten times better as the "cowardly/weaselly heel" than Miz or Del Rio ever have been.

The standard "cowardly" heel just acts like a total pussy in matches and promos, then has a buddy (example, Ricardo for Del Rio) jump on the apron to distract the face so he can do a roll up or something for the win, that's the "dirty finish". Bryan actually feels crafty and clever in his cowardliness, as well as still dangerous in the ring. Forcing countouts, DQ's, provoking guys at ringside, slipping out of matches, he's winning in varied and entertaining ways.

And what's the result? Unlike Del Rio, he's getting a lot of heat. He gets a strong heel reaction already and the vegan thing is actually helping since it's making him a hypocrite on top of slimy and cowardly (I saw a sign on SD saying "Isn't you belt made of leather Bryan?"), giving him more range than the likes of the Miz (whose character apparently consists of acting like a pussy then saying he's a must see champion over and over).

I really want him to win outright in the Chamber, not simply because it's the right thing to do and he and Sheamus would have a great WM match, but because of the zenith his smugness levels will reach in his promos if he wins. He's cracking me up weekly now, and I don't want it to stop.
 
Heavy said:
GOD look how gross sheamus looks, like a fucking ghost. that's the palest skin i've ever seen in my life. Everything about this guy makes me angry and grossed out. Horrible in the ring, horrible look, horrible gimmick, horrible entrance music.

Edit: damnit this post deserved to be on the new page
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Why do you hate White people?
 
mechashiva said:
WWE Superstar CM Punk stops by Real Milwaukee just days before the WWE Elimination Chamber event at the Bradley Center. Katrina and Rob talks to CM Punk about who he’d like to wrestle and his signature move “The Sleeper Hold”.
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Can't wait for him to use the devastating "Sleeper Hold" in the Elimination Chamber.
 
G-Fex said:
I thought Sheamus whole skin was kinda gross too. Kinda nasty in a way. But I think he's an ok guy
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Yeah he seems like a legit nice guy from the interviews I've seen (Conan) but his character and look, good god...

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This just totally grosses me out. Stare at it for a good 10-15 seconds, look at it closely. It's just SO white. Look at the legs, almost transparent. Look at the crease right under his ass
 
Heavy said:
Yeah he seems like a legit nice guy from the interviews I've seen (Conan) but his character and look, good god...

This just totally grosses me out. Stare at it for a good 10-15 seconds, look at it closely. It's just SO white. Look at the legs, almost transparent. Look at the crease right under his ass
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Why are you staring so long at something you hate?
 
I guess Heavy just hates white people :(

Say it ain't so Heavy! I know you're whiter than Sheamus...
 
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