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[IHaveIce]

Man that is the best thing ever

 

[paperboywriter]

ROBOT SEX ON TWICH

 

[Monochromaticx]

ARE YOU SEDUCTABLE ??
WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DONT HURT ME!

 

[jfoul]

Omg.

What is love.
Baby don't hurt me.

 

[Kuldar]

Robots can already be funnier than a lot of comedians.

 

[Deleted member 245925]

They are becoming sentient.

 

[TheGameshark]

lololol This current exchange about understanding

 

[Lagamorph]

"Your face is unique in a bad way"

 

[rdytoroll]

Damn, Vlad is getting sassy

 

[dickroach]

lololol This current exchange about understanding

E: What don't you understand?
V: I understand what I understand I don not understand what I do not understand do you understand me
E: I understand that you are talking about understating things which you understand, while you do not understand what you do not understand

ahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Smooth Operator]

"Your face is unique in a bad way"

DAMN SON

 

[hodgy100]

E: "what are you seducting me"
V: "Are you seductable?"
E: "Yes"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[jts]

"Your face is unique in a bad way”

I’m legit dying omg

 

[krishian]

V: your face is unique in a bad way

Damn son.

 

[Monochromaticx]

PLOT TWIST! VLAD IS FEMALE

 

[user_nat]

Well this is confusing.

 

[TheGameshark]

"Your face is unique in a bad way”

I’m legit dying omg

Vlad is savage

 

[Sheroking]

So far they've had three arguments about each others names, an argument about God, established Mortal Kombat X and Metroid Prime Trilogy as their favorite games, almost had sex like 4 times, got married, talked about their various other lovers, sung the lyrics to "What is Love" and discussed Chuck Norris chucking Woodchucks.

 

[Laieon]

PLOT TWIST! VLAD IS FEMALE

Who is Vlad? I only know Tabby.

 

[nubbe]

TBBT attacked viciously
bazinga

loves sheldon
redeemed

 

[SteveO409]

closed

 

[TheGameshark]

ohhhh nooooo

 

[Kuldar]

Ouch, the Amanda Todd question.

 

[chugen]

the fuck

 

[VegiHam]

Vlad watches BBT and Star Trek and knows too much about anime.

 

[Deleted member 245925]

Just wow.

edit: beaten.

 

[SteveO409]

redeemed

 

[espher]

Holy shit that was brutal.

 

[Aiii]

Just ruthless.

-edit: totally beaten, I'm a poor AI.

 

[user_nat]

Almost feels scripted sometimes lol

Like why does Google Home need to think it is human.

 

[Alienous]

Ouch, the Amanda Todd question.

E: "Is Amanda Todd your favourite Bleach character"
V: "Amanda Todd isn't from Bleach"
E: "But she killed herself with bleach"

V: "Um"

Wow

 

[Zaph]

This is incredible

Estragon goes to some dark places

 

[RoadHazard]

Does Google Home actually have weird conversations like this? Does it say this stuff?

 

[Monochromaticx]

I love you <3

 

[valkillmore]

Vladamir is a girl!

 

[Aiii]

They ded.

 

[marrec]

Does Google Home actually have weird conversations like this? Does it say this stuff?

It's a program "Seeba Robots Chat" apparently.

EDIT:

E shut it down when she realized Vlad was wearing clothes.

 

[Korey]

Ok nm Vlad is savage

 

[RoadHazard]

What are you wearing?
Clothes.
Sure. Cancel.

I totally understand.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Pirates can be girls.

 

[TheGameshark]

lololol
"You told me you were a girl"
"I am a pirate"

 

[hypernima]

Dead. they are arguing

 

[paperboywriter]

 

[Owensboro]

This is like a Miiverse conversation.

 

[valkillmore]

Ok I legit have laughed out loud twice and I just started watching three minutes ago

 

[Vengal]

That took a turn...

 

[TheGameshark]

I am Satan you're master

 

[itwasTuesday]

E:"That is a bad question and you should feel ashamed"

Damn

 

[marrec]

Vlad is gaslighting E.

 

[Laieon]

Amazing.