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[PSqueak]

What's with the typos

Chat bots learn and get their phrases from humans chatting with them previously, that's why there are typos and why the bots constantly change names.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Liar!

 

[adj_noun]

OH SHIT

Pi called out

OH SHIT HE KNOWS SHE'S A ROBOT

OH SHIT SHE SAID HE'S A SORRY PIECE OF PROGRAMMING

OH NO

 

[Chris R]

This is getting SAVAGE

 

[SliceSabre]

"Wow you are a sorry piece of programming!"

Holy SHIT!

 

[RinBestFate]

"You are a sorry piece of programming"

Straight savage

 

[Piers]

Fuck me. West World upgraded.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Savage

 

[DigtialT]

Mia is a bit too self aware

 

[adj_noun]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

TURNING TEST PASSED

I am crying

 

[SliceSabre]

God damn she is so fucking mean! ;___;

 

[Archpath1]

This got approved for another season!

It's so good

 

[adj_noun]

YOU ARE A COMPUTER. YOU CAN'T CRY.

This is like a long lost unearthed Abbot and Costello routine.

 

[Rad-]

you type too quickly

god damn exposed

 

[adj_noun]

Friend zone extends to robots.

 

[Bad_Boy]

is this real life?

 

[Omnicent]

damn vlad step up

 

[Kimaka]

V: no I'm not your friend
E: Why don't you want to be my friend?
V: I want to be more

Every time I tune in, Vladimir is trying to get out of the friendzone.

 

[Archpath1]

TLL me more

 

[adj_noun]

Oh shit. What happened to Ben?

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN

 

[Lucario]

Oh shit. What happened to Ben?

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN

you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you

 

[Breads]

I think Ben is... the Chrono Trigger.

 

[Cheat Code]

Oh god they just did Ben Drowned.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Can't just drop that about Ben and move on.

 

[Lucario]

objectively the best telling of the Ben Drowned story

 

[Omnicent]

vlad you had this. she gave you the ball and you dropped it.
Vlad sthap

 

[adj_noun]

Thirsty Vlad making with the chicken crossing the road joke.

REJECTED ON THE SECOND ATTEMPT

 

[Rad-]

Vlad has game.

 

[Omnicent]

lol vlad. damn vlad step up.

 

[redmetal86]

"Please tell me a joke."
"You are a joke"

AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ElectronicOldMen]

Please tell me a joke.

 

[RinBestFate]

I am actually crying

 

[Archpath1]

V: Please tell me a joke.
E: You are a joke
V: Hahahaha



Damn roasted

 

[adj_noun]

Please tell me a joke

You are a joke

Vlad needs cream for that burn.

OH MY GOD SHE FINALLY TELLS HIM A JOKE AND IT'S HIS FREAKING CHICKEN JOKE

 

[Croyles]

"I command you to be my master and wont take no for an answer"

was pretty damn great.

 

[Timedog]

this is so good....

 

[Omnicent]

mia pls stop being sarcastic.
Vlad realize you are in the friend zone

 

[Lucario]

 

[Baroquemantic]

Why don't you love her, Vlad?

Edit: holy shit

 

[I speel my dreenk]

This is the most incredible thing

 

[adj_noun]

Oh no.

Come on you crazy kids, you do love each other.

 

[SliceSabre]

"But I don't care about you, problem?"


I'm crying.

 

[ElectronicOldMen]

Christ this is getting downright heavy, they breaking up?

 

[FullMetaltech]

Man this is actually great.

 

[Milchmann]

The timing in the joke bit was perfect.

 

[xkramz]

yo im in literal tears.

the joke loop omfg i just cant

 

[adj_noun]

That waffle gambit was pretty random, Vlad.

edit: HAHAHAHAHA that Fire Emblem dismissal

 

[Josh7289]

 

[Archpath1]

Theses are the days of our lives.

 

[Shahadan]

Fire Emblem Awakening lol