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[RibbedHero]

No one wants to be Scotland.

 

[Kentpaul]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7dq6w9klDg

Scotland has the best concerts

 

[CHEEZMO™]

KFC yum yum yum.

 

[JonathanEx]

 

[Kentpaul]

Welsh women are dirty as fuck though, just like Smithy says. Watch bouncers on 4od, the doormen get offered sex in return for being let in to the clubs of Newport :lol

Three bits of Wales: the main cities, the valleys (grim as hell), and the wild parts full of sheep. Not all bad.

London outside the centre few miles is so depressing it's untrue.

Lol, clicked the Guardian link on the last page, misread the title of the story as 'David Cameron: I did ride Rebekah Brooks'.

I will in fact watch this to pass some time before i head out

 

[Meadows]

argues Northerners want to be Scottish

posts a Northern singer in defence of Scotland

/scotland

 

[Little Old Man]

You need to turn off safe search. The pictures are too graphic to be shown otherwise.

 

[JonathanEx]

It says "Did you mean 'unprotected sex outside Ritzys'?" when I turn off safe search

 

[Kentpaul]

A REVIEW TO THE CLUB i'm hitting tonight lol

"A good night out in Falkirk on a Saturday. Friday nights can be a little troublesome with the younger miscreants frequenting it. Bar staff are friendly and also quite hot! If your a stuck up snob then is not the place to be. Dance all night to all the latest dance tunes. A variety mix of music is available to cater the younger party goers to the more mature party goers. I have been going for ten years and although there can be a little trouble I find it hard to actually go somewhere that is trouble free. So many people have little respect for others in todays climate. Don't let someone else decide for you. Make your own decisions and opinions. Not every one is the same!"

 

[RibbedHero]

Anyone from the South West? I went to Uni down there and I loved it, especially the surfing, but I kinda missed the big city life.

 

[SmokyDave]

It says "Did you mean 'unprotected sex outside Ritzys'?" when I turn off safe search

Is Barracuda still open in Lincoln? I really liked that shithole.

I must admit, it was a bit of a shock for a Nottingham lad (400+ Bars) when I went out in Lincoln. I kept thinking I was missing the clubs until I realised there were approximately two, one of which was closed.

 

[RibbedHero]

A REVIEW TO THE CLUB i'm hitting tonight lol

"A good night out in Falkirk on a Saturday. Friday nights can be a little troublesome with the younger miscreants frequenting it. Bar staff are friendly and also quite hot! If your a stuck up snob then is not the place to be. Dance all night to all the latest dance tunes. A variety mix of music is available to cater the younger party goers to the more mature party goers. I have been going for ten years and although there can be a little trouble I find it hard to actually go somewhere that is trouble free. So many people have little respect for others in todays climate. Don't let someone else decide for you. Make your own decisions and opinions. Not every one is the same!"

Other reviews seem to suggest it's full of neds and drunken violent people (so a typical Scotsman ).

 

[JonathanEx]

Barracuda? Don't know the name but a Google suggests their group owns Varsity, which is open and is alright. You won't do badly for pubs I suppose.

I joke, Lincoln's had a huge growth in clubs in the last year - Tokyo did a huge refurb of a place and came to the city, then some ridiculous mansion club Home with like 7 bars opened a few months ago at a few million quid.

I however hate them because they keep saying "LINCOLN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN" before a new club opens.

Yes it will. It's Lincoln.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Does anyone want to be my friend?
I have none.

We could drink in rocker bars and play pool and mooch around Manchester and all that bollocks. It'd be gareet.

 

[Kentpaul]

WATCHING BOUNCERS.

shit is getting me hyped for my night out, drinking a stella watching it

 

[Qasiel]

Does anyone want to be my friend?
I have none.

We could drink in rocker bars and play pool and mooch around Manchester and all that bollocks. It'd be gareet.

Move to London

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Move to London

But London.

 

[Lirlond]

Does anyone want to be my friend?
I have none.

We could drink in rocker bars and play pool and mooch around Manchester and all that bollocks. It'd be gareet.

Move to Glasgow. Rents cheap and we have 2 Waitroses!

 

[Meadows]

But London.

good point

 

[Kentpaul]

Other reviews seem to suggest it's full of neds and drunken violent people (so a typical Scotsman ).

everyone is fucked on RC/SPEED/X/COKE

so its pretty safe with the love going around, Its the drunks that cause the trouble

edit rc = mkat,benzo fury, MDAI, NRG2,3 THAT SORT OF SHIT. (feels good man but i'm off it all)

 

[RibbedHero]

But London.

good point

 

[CHEEZMO™]

A captioned Ye gif?

 

[Kentpaul]

newport has great prices, 1.50 for a jagger bomb.. YES PLEASE.

I'm paying 2.50 up here in scotland

 

[RibbedHero]

A captioned Ye gif?

newport has great prices, 1.50 for a jagger bomb.. YES PLEASE.

I'm paying 2.50 up here in scotland

1.50 seems like a standard price in any studenty area, not all that cheap.

 

[phisheep]

No South East, Cwmbran.

Yay! That's where I grew up. Started off near Pontypool, then moved to Pontrhydyryn Road (I remember when I first went to school it was a bit of a bummer when I couldn't pronounce - let alone spell - my address) and ended up in Llantarnam.

Lost my accent years ago when my youthful acting career hit a stone wall by never being cast in anything other than "Under Milk Wood" - then when I gradually got it back it's come out more Llanelli than anything else. Still sound English most of the time, but the Welsh accent comes out strongly when discussing (or partaking in) beer, women and rugby.

 

[BGBW]

What RibbedHero failed to mention is that everyone in London has a rocketbelt so that view is available to everyone every single day.

 

[KillerMike]

Southern in the house yo. Carshalton/Sutton. It's okay. H.G. Wells used to live here.

Supermarkets? M & S any day, they do 2 salads for £3 and the most fucking wonderful club sandwich

Waddup, Sutton bro.

 

[Suairyu]

I mentioned Laverne so I have to post this again because it's FRIDAY

... it seems to match what many of you have planned.

 

[Kentpaul]

1.50 seems like a standard price in any studenty area, not all that cheap.

I don't drink in student places.. they usually have a hipster infestation.

just watched that bouncers.. in a good few years i hope to become one.

Looks like a cash job.

 

[Lirlond]

Pay is really high, and the ILA will pay for your training, but its long hours and thankless work where you could have a gun pulled on you(happened outside Victoria's on Sauchiehall about 5 months back!)

 

[Wilbur]

Waddup, Sutton bro.

OH SHIT

Be subtle but where, this would be incredible if I somehow knew you

 

[RibbedHero]

What RibbedHero failed to mention is that everyone in London has a rocketbelt so that view is available to everyone every single day.

Yep, that is indeed true. Here's a pic of my garage:

 

[KillerMike]

OH SHIT

Be subtle but where, this would be incredible if I somehow knew you

Around Sutton Hospital. You?

 

[Kentpaul]

i wonder if bouncers in shottingham wear bulletproof vests

 

[Wilbur]

Around Sutton Hospital. You?

I live near Green Wrythe Lane if you know it. So more Carshalton but only 10 minutes from Sutton.

How old are you haha, I really want to work out if by some magical connection you're actually my dad or something

 

[Kentpaul]

had 2 stella now starting on the bucky fellas, half bottle since im not trying to get shitfaced

 

[RibbedHero]

had 2 stella now starting on the bucky fellas, half bottle since im not trying to get shitfaced

2 stellas, half a bottle of buckfast and then the pub and then off to a club. You're going to get shitfaced

 

[jamieson87]

had 2 stella now starting on the bucky fellas, half bottle since im not trying to get shitfaced

Only tried bucky once when I was about 15. I remember it tasting like fairy liquid.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I might finish off those 2 cans of Boddies I got downstrairs tonight.

 

[Cindres]

Jagerbombs are shite anyway, ruins good Jager with fucking red bull.

Cheap pints and treble vodkas when I'm out, might have to get some beers in for t' weekend.

 

[Meadows]

I might finish off those 2 cans of Boddies I got downstrairs tonight.

I like mine ice cold

*drools*

 

[Kentpaul]

2 stellas, half a bottle of buckfast and then the pub and then off to a club. You're going to get shitfaced

All in good time lol I want to have enough swag for the bar without being totally smashed. Once I hit the town it's no mans land

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Y'know, I've never even tasted Jaegermeister, nevermind Jaegerbombs.

I've heard it's nice.

 

[jamieson87]

Y'know, I've never even tasted Jagermeister, nevermind Jagerbombs.

I've heard it's nice.

Stick it in the freezer for a good while and then have it as a shot. Actually really nice.

 

[Kentpaul]

Streight jagger will put hairs on your chest and my Scottish chest is already to hairy so I have no choice to mix my jagger with redbull.

Also buckfast tastes like warm weather and good times.

 

[Lirlond]

Jaeger is nice, really sweet, not too strong though, about as strong as that italian white spirit.

 

[KillerMike]

I live near Green Wrythe Lane if you know it. So more Carshalton but only 10 minutes from Sutton.

How old are you haha, I really want to work out if by some magical connection you're actually my dad or something

Oh yeah I know where that is, not too far from me. Sadly I don't think I'm your dad as I'm only 19. Unless you're about 3 or some shit.

 

[FreeMufasa]

I live near Green Wrythe Lane if you know it. So more Carshalton but only 10 minutes from Sutton.

How old are you haha, I really want to work out if by some magical connection you're actually my dad or something

Oh shit! Didn't know we had Sutton members here. I asked in another thread before but didn't recieve any responses.

Do you guys know Wizard man?

 

[Kentpaul]

Oh lord the misses has pitbull on.

/gulp

 

[KillerMike]

Oh shit! Didn't know we had Sutton members here. I asked in another thread before but didn't recieve any responses.

Do you guys know Wizard man?

Yeah he seems alright, but people always hate on him cos apparently he treats his pets badly.

I preferred Jesus man.