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Verizon ends the "Test Man" commercials after 9 years

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RBH

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I kind of feel bad for the guy after reading about what he's been through:

On a recent chilly afternoon, I met the actor Paul Marcarelli at a wooden bench on University Place in New York City, not far from Washington Square Park. He wore a black down vest, checkered scarf, gray paperboy hat, and wire-rimmed eyeglasses. This last accessory was a concession to reality: Paul Marcarelli had long since realized that, if he hoped to have a relatively normal life, his favorite glasses—Buddy Holly–style plastic frames he’d worn since his mid-20s—would have to be retired from daily use. The frames, like the actor himself, had become synonymous with his most famous role: Test Man—or, more colloquially, “the Verizon Guy”—the iconic pitchman who has uttered his “Can you hear me now?” catchphrase in hundreds of the cell-phone company’s commercials since November 2001.

After nine years in the role, Marcarelli was informed last September, via e-mail, that Verizon was taking its ads in a different direction. He’ll still do some work for the company, but, as Marcarelli puts it, “I’m no longer committed to them like I was.”


That commitment entailed a strange combination of ubiquity and anonymity. Among other things, his initial five-year contract had prohibited him from doing any other commercial work and stipulated that he not discuss any aspect of the Test Man campaign, including the particulars of his contract. (He is still reluctant to go into detail, since he remains under contract with the company.) A 2003 article in Ad Age—titled “Verizon Keeps ‘Test Man’ on Short Leash”—noted that the cellular firm “adamantly maintains … that the actor who plays [Test Man] should certainly not be ‘heard.’” (Indeed, Verizon had declined to verify Marcarelli’s identity even after Ad Age revealed it, in 2002.) The contract was amended in 2006 to include language articulating Marcarelli’s right to promote his own projects, but he still felt hemmed in by the need to protect the character—and with it, his income.

I contacted Marcarelli two and a half years ago, when I first heard the story of his imprisonment behind horn-rims. But he said to try him again in a year. The next time, he said eight months; the time after that, the end of summer 2010. The revision of his Verizon contract has made Marcarelli’s decision to finally talk an easier one, as has his desire to publicize his first big post–Test Man project: The Green, a film he recently wrote and co-produced, starring Jason Butler Harner and Julia Ormond. The movie centers on how a small town slowly turns against a gay couple when one of the men, a schoolteacher, gets ensnared in scandal.

Walking down West Ninth Street near Fifth Avenue, Marcarelli recalls the day in 1994 when he and his high-school friend (and fellow struggling actor) Jen Davis were looking for housing and found a steal on that very block: a one-bedroom in a pre-war townhouse, featuring a stained-glass skylight and the romance of having served as the model for Jimmy Stewart’s apartment in Rear Window. The $835 monthly rent was split among Davis, Marcarelli, and his boyfriend, Rick Gradone.

Marcarelli landed a job doing 30-second commercial spots for Old Navy. “I bought one of those bells that they have at reception desks at hotels,” he said. “Every time one of us saw the commercial, we would hit the bell, because we knew another check was coming”—one worth anywhere from a couple hundred dollars to a couple thousand, depending on circumstances.

In 1998, Marcarelli, Davis, and a few other actors formed Mobius Group, a theater company in the Village, to put on lesser-known works donated by playwrights such as Eric Bogosian and Warren Leight.

Then came the Verizon gig. “When he called to tell us he got the Verizon job, I was driving and I had to pull over,” says Cynthia Silver, a member of Mobius Group. She remembers him exclaiming, “Think of all the plays we can put on!”

At first, Marcarelli was embarrassed about his role as Test Man, but over time he made his peace with it. “The reality was, it was a job,” he says. His contract obligated him to work a couple hundred days a year, which amounted to between 20 and 40 commercials and a steady flow of live events. He offered his catchphrase in front of 85,000 football fans during the halftime show of the Buffalo Bills’ 2002 season opener. “Up to that point,” Marcarelli says, “I hadn’t played to a house larger than 99 seats.”

This peculiar brand of fame was frequently awkward, however. At a cousin’s wedding, he wore “the grayest of gray suits,” but still wound up feeling “like a cafone—Italian for “oaf”—when more people lined up to take pictures with him than with the bride. A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”

Then there were the drive-bys. Marcarelli has a home in Guilford, Connecticut, and five summers ago, kids in an SUV began driving past at night, yelling, “Can you hear me now?” Later, says Marcarelli, “they started screaming ‘faggot’ up at my house. It got progressively more profane as the years went by.” One night, it happened while some friends were over, and he decided to call the police. “As soon as I hung up the phone,” he says, “I realized that in order for them to do anything about it, it would have to become a report that would go into a police log.” Worried about the publicity—and the questions that might ensue if it came out that the actor playing Test Man was gay—he declined to file a report.


In retrospect, Marcarelli thinks his silence during the Test Man years was largely self-imposed. “I definitely think that my reticence to have any kind of persona outside of this job was that I didn’t want to be put in a position to have to answer any uncomfortable question that would affect my income stream. And I never tested it, so I don’t know.”

Now Marcarelli is focused on his movie, The Green, which is under consideration by film festivals worldwide. (An earlier screenplay of his, Sweet Flame, was optioned in 2005, but the financing was pulled halfway through filming.) “There’s a price to pay,” Marcarelli says of his Verizon years. “Don’t feel bad for me, but I’m definitely glad that chapter is over. Most people my age are now trying to trade in their street cred for money, and I kind of made my money. I still want to make something of value.” He hopes people will be listening.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/05/hear-me-now/8449/
 

Jackson50

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A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”
Goodness. Who would say that? Okay, I chuckled.
 

chubigans

y'all should be ashamed
A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”
Wow.
 

Agnostic

but believes in Chael
A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”
WTF! What kind of family friend is that? Who the fuck acts like a GAF poster in real life?
 
Paches-EJ- said:
So was it that he was fired because he was gay or he said he was gay as a consequence of the firing?

I don't think him being gay had anything to do with them (finally) dropping the character. He was just worried to file the report since Verizon had him in such a career straight jacket anyway he didn't want to make the tabloids.
 
A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”

Hahahahaha, nothing's better than a good ol' "lowering a casket into the ground" joke.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Ultimoo said:
insensitive jerk. he lives a hard life, give the man some respect.
Hard life? He does commercials that require him to do one line. He's assuredly financially secure for life, if not an outright millionaire.

I've talked to guys who did commercial work. Being in a national campaign essentially means you've got it "made." Being an actual recognizable character like Test Man is something beyond that.
 

DiscoJer

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Good. I used to have Verizon 3G and a year into the contract they moved me out of their coverage zone.

So no, I couldn't hear him now, because they don't cover my area. Every time I would seen one of those commercials I would want to throw something at the TV
 

BigDug13

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I'm sure those later adjustments to his contract continuing to limit what he could reveal about his ad campaign also came with hikes to his asking price for said silence.
 

seat

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“Every time one of us saw the commercial, we would hit the bell, because we knew another check was coming”—one worth anywhere from a couple hundred dollars to a couple thousand, depending on circumstances.
And that's before the Verizon gig. The funeral and drive-by incidents must have sucked, but I can't say I feel bad for the guy since he's probably stinking rich.

His contract obligated him to work a couple hundred days a year, which amounted to between 20 and 40 commercials and a steady flow of live events.
Oh, how horrible it must have been to work a couple hundred days a year! That's almost as much as any person with a regular job.
 
I remember seeing the first commercial Verizon ever did with him and thinking this guys gonna be around a while with this. Middle school me knew what was up.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
seat said:
Oh, how horrible it must have been to work a couple hundred days a year! That's almost as much as any person with a regular job.
... neither he nor the article are implying that was tough. It was a job with some unique downsides. Both are just doing a little to dispel the supposed ideals and glamor of a certain kind of entertainment job.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Dan said:
... neither he nor the article are implying that was tough. It was a job with some unique downsides. Both are just doing a little to dispel the supposed ideals and glamor of a certain kind of entertainment job.
Frankly, I would take those downsides to have his job. I would be willing to take a few punches to the face to be financially secure for life doing easy work, much less just have someone ridicule me based on some core characteristic.

I'm not trying to justify dudes coming by his house to harass him or say he should "deal with it," I'm just saying it's hardly a hard life being the Test Man.
 
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