Other than visually (which is already kind of hard to tell what's going on) your good on the spoilers.Full of spoilers or not?
Every story scene is just characters standing there explaining gibberish to you in slow, awkwardly delivered sentences with unnatural pauses between each line.
It’s like a self-parody. If you tried to parody all the worst tendencies of JRPGs and shounen anime you would end up with something like KH3
I have feeling a lot of kids/parents who are into Pixar/Disney are playing right now and wondering “what the fuck is wrong with these people?”I'm not typically this petty towards popular games; but the positivity surrounding this game really annoys me. I can't imagine it won't have some severe backlash in a few months.
So pretty much it's just like Kingdom Hearts 1, right? (Yes, I thought KH1 was garbage and figured KH3 wouldn't appeal to me either.)
I have feeling a lot of kids/parents who are into Pixar/Disney are playing right now and wondering “what the fuck is wrong with these people?”
My family is completely obsessed with Disney. They own our souls. We own collections of Disney short stories that are some of the most boring and pointless stories I’ve ever read, yet my kids will sit there enraptured by them. But when it comes to KH3, even my 4 year old daughter’s eyes glaze over the moment any of these beloved Disney characters start yapping.
I didn’t even think it was possible to make my daughter lose interest in Anna + Elsa or Buzz + Woody. Amazing.
I was thinking about buying this game for a while, never played any of the past games.
But if the story and writing are really that bad than maybe i will skip this game
Disney stories are timeless because they draw on stories and archetypes that are deeply embedded in human history.lol.
People should have grown out of Kingdom Hearts at this point. Not Kingdom Hearts as a general concept, mind you. The idea of Kingdom Hearts is still super cool to me.
But Kingdom Hearts as it currently exists shouldn't appeal to anyone but diehard fans. And why anyone would be a fan of... whatever this is... is beyond me.
I’m afraid FF VIIR is going to be like Advent Children meets Kingdom Hearts. Bad feature film adaptations of D-list young adult novels will seem like freaking Citizen Kane in comparison.And that's why Nomura should be limited to character designer or combat director but never be given the creative freedom of a game director. But with KH3 getting good reviews and good sales he is only going to keep getting more influence within the company
Get ready because the bad original English translation we got for FFVII is going to seem like a timeless storytelling masterpiece compared to what we are going to get in the remake
There's a fun game there if you just ignore the cutscenes and enjoy the fun combat and nice visuals:
Every 15 it's going to be this though:
So maybe pick up a year or so from now when it's cheap?
There's a fun game there if you just ignore the cutscenes and enjoy the fun combat and nice visuals:
Every 15 it's going to be this though:
So maybe pick up a year or so from now when it's cheap?
There's a fun game there if you just ignore the cutscenes and enjoy the fun combat and nice visuals:
Every 15 it's going to be this though:
So maybe pick up a year or so from now when it's cheap?
Disney stories are timeless because they draw on stories and archetypes that are deeply embedded in human history.
A game where monsters invade all these Disney worlds and alter their timelines, and you have to team up with Disney/FF characters to set things right and make them end the way they’re supposed to, is a REALLY COOL concept that lends itself to lots of fun scenarios.
KH is at its best when it sticks to that. Sadly they had to layer this repulsive self-indulgent Tetsuya Nomura turd on top of it. I can’t think of anything less appealing.
I’m afraid FF VIIR is going to be like Advent Children meets Kingdom Hearts. Bad feature film adaptations of D-list young adult novels will seem like freaking Citizen Kane in comparison.
There's a fun game there if you just ignore the cutscenes and enjoy the fun combat and nice visuals:
Every 15 min it's going to be this though:
So maybe pick up a year or so from now when it's cheap?
Nah, he is 100% right tho. I played every single KH title and I cannot deny that the series is mostly garbage, the only thing that kept me going was the braindead gameplay. I'm a sucker for flashy button-mashing, also the music kept me patient, so I got what I wanted, but the series as a whole is extremely weak in most areas - level design, repetition, absolutely awful characters (even Disney ones, like Donald), story/plot, writing etc.). KH3 is a 5/10 game, it would be less if it wasnt for the graphics and celeb voices.Mate, you literally have a hate boner for Kingdom Hearts. You have said as much in the past. Just move on. Gettin' sad at this point.
Are the adults in this thread forgetting kingdom hearts targets teens?
Because if you ever came to.Kingdom Hearts for anything aimed at above 13 and expected some super dark dark Knight level story telling...that's on you.
Metacritic: 85.
opencritic: 85.
Metacritic: 85.
opencritic: 85.
Metacritic: 85.
opencritic: 85.
Do you expect teens to watch every single Disney/Pixar movie from like 1997 to understand the plot of KH3? The game doesnt explain what was happening in the movies.
Metacritic: 85.
opencritic: 85.
So.....you get angry people liking the game you personally don't like? Thats kind of fucked up don't you think?I'm not typically this petty towards popular games; but the positivity surrounding this game really annoys me. I can't imagine it won't have some severe backlash in a few months.
So.....you get angry people liking the game you personally don't like? Thats kind of fucked up don't you think?
Good thing you do not need to watch every single Disney/Pixar movie to enjoy the game or the story. Hell, I didn't see Fantasia or Hercules until after KH1 and I still enjoyed it.
Seems right to me. A good to great game with flaws that prevent it from being amazing. Since you didn't like the game, the reviews are wrong or paid for, right?
Are you telling us that this game was intended for people who were born after KH2 released?Are the adults in this thread forgetting kingdom hearts targets teens?
Because if you ever came to.Kingdom Hearts for anything aimed at above 13 and expected some super dark dark Knight level story telling...that's on you.
Kingdom Hearts is like a 13 year-old weeaboo’s idea of what “mature” is. Bunch of emos in leather trench coats spouting off 2deep4u dialog filled with Ominous Sounding Proper Nouns.I love the implication that stuff targeted towards young people excuses it being stupid. What's funnier is that usually considered to be a defense for something these people supposedly enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts is like a 13 year-old weeaboo’s idea of what “mature” is. Bunch of emos in leather trench coats spouting off 2deep4u dialog filled with Ominous Sounding Proper Nouns.
There’s a vast chasm between “angry” and “annoyed”. Without a strawman interpretation of my statement you had no motivation to post and it shows.So.....you get angry people liking the game you personally don't like? Thats kind of fucked up don't you think?
I don't understand why you need to get "angry" or "annoyed" at other people liking the game you personally don't like? Again it kind messed up to me.There’s a vast chasm between “angry” and “annoyed”. Without a strawman interpretation of my statement you had no motivation to post and it shows.
*shrug*