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Dontuseducks

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Imagine if everytime Jeff Keighley demoed something we were all "tiny package, no ass, would not bang unless drunk" instead of talking about his content.

That's what this thread must feel like for women.

I'm not going to be a little bitch and report folk about it, but feel it has to be said.
This! It's really weird and childish, and yes no need to report.
 
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Kuranghi

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Quick resume isn't really that cool tbh. I say this as an Xbox fan.

1) I've had an SSD in my PC for years now
2) How many damn games am I expected to be switching in and out of in a single play session? Like, this has never been an issue for me
I think people don't even really think about it in practice, if I have five (5) games suspended and don't go back to one of two of them for a few weeks/months then I'm unlikely to want to just jump into the middle of the action not knowing what the fuck I'm doing, or if its a racing game or something else where split decisions must be made its not a great idea. At that point I'd just restart the game or at least quit out to the main menu.

Another thing people forget and is demonstrated here is that for all your HW to turn on and grab the signal can take 20 seconds depending on what you have, so it being under that time is kinda pointless right now.

Bring on Quick Media Switching! https://www.hdmi.org/spec21Sub/QuickMediaSwitching
 

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Imagine if everytime Jeff Keighley demoed something we were all "tiny package, no ass, would not bang unless drunk" instead of talking about his content.

That's what this thread must feel like for women.

I'm not going to be a little bitch and report folk about it, but feel it has to be said.
If a shirtless brodude with highlights in his hair and tribal tattoos who claimed to be "totally a geek you guys" and published glamour shots of himself looking "totes casual" as he showed off the good side of his face was identified by gaming companies as an influencer and given previews, I'd make the same kinds of comments.

I also can't stand those unconvincing bugmen like Casey Neistat or whatever.

People are very good at detecting insincerity, ulterior motives, and attention whoring. Even kids can immediately pick up on it.

This Pearce character strikes me as one of those lifestyle model types first and foremost so I will evaluate her accordingly. I also think a lot of those weird "lifestyle" people who hang out around all white furniture and play Nintendo stuff are equally unconvincing, including the males, in exactly the same way this person is.

If Geoff Keighley were about instagram poses and photos of foot tattoos he'd be taken even less seriously than he is now.
 
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Kuranghi

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It’s not just a single play session. You can play Forza and pause it mid race, turn the console off for a week, then play Fortnite for 2 weeks, then come back to Forza and it’s in the exact same spot you left it.
...and when you go back to Forza after two weeks you have no idea what you were doing and immediately crash off the track.

The future is here!
 
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Kuranghi

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This won't make any sense now but I'll still write it because its funny out of context:

I look great with pornstar makeup on as well.

Seriously though, is there an entire group of people who don't realise that the following things exist:

1) Posing for a photo in the perfect light.
2) Taking 8 million photos to get the perfect one.
3) Putting on enough makeup to use up the entire worlds supply of talc and iron oxide.

This is in no way an attack on her/women, I'm just trying to save you guys a lot of pain in life. My girlfriend looks hotter than ever before on the biggest days of her life. Because she was all dolled up when she doesn't wear much usually lol.

THIS GURL IS SO FUCKXING HAWT SHES A GODESS!



Whats it like to have a partner who takes off all her makeup at night and looks like a different person in bed? Thats bizarre to me.

Like if after 10 years with my girlfriend I just casually unscrewed my 10-inch long penis and she was shocked and I said "Oh thats just my show-penis. Didn't you know?" :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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DJT123

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If a shirtless brodude with highlights in his hair and tribal tattoos who claimed to be "totally a geek you guys" and published glamour shots of himself looking "totes casual" as he showed off the good side of his face was identified by gaming companies as an influencer and given previews, I'd make the same kinds of comments.

I also can't stand those unconvincing bugmen like Casey Neistat or whatever.

People are very good at detecting insincerity, ulterior motives, and attention whoring. Even kids can immediately pick up on it.

This Pearce character strikes me as one of those lifestyle model types first and foremost so I will evaluate her accordingly. I also think a lot of those weird "lifestyle" people who hang out around all white furniture and play Nintendo stuff are equally unconvincing, including the males, in exactly the same way this person is.
Ssh, don't say it, but she prefers this kind attention over discussing boring ass videogames, as well.
 
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smorgasbird

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Ssh, don't say it, but she prefers this kind attention over discussing boring ass videogames, as well.
Those glamour shots speak for themselves, squatting like that while wearing a boob window dress and industrial quantities of makeup and hair dye.

If you think she doesn't know what she's doing, maybe you're the misogynist for thinking she's a fool.
 
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Those glamour shots speak for themselves, squatting like that while wearing a boob window dress and industrial quantities of makeup and hair dye.

If you think she doesn't know what she's doing, maybe you're the misogynist for thinking she's a fool.
If nobody was saying anything she'd suspect horrible things about herself. Either that, or, ironically, disparage gamers as virgins, eunuchs and what have you.
 
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Kuranghi

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This title edit took me back to my actual losing of my virginity. It was so fucking stupid. Stupid, little drunken sluts shagged me up good.

They took away my special day!

 

Kuranghi

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Imagine if everytime Jeff Keighley demoed something we were all "tiny package, no ass, would not bang unless drunk" instead of talking about his content.

That's what this thread must feel like for women.

I'm not going to be a little bitch and report folk about it, but feel it has to be said.
Please post the pictures of Geoff tarted up with his package and ass out.

Asking for a friend.
 

Kuranghi

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Those glamour shots speak for themselves, squatting like that while wearing a boob window dress and industrial quantities of makeup and hair dye.

If you think she doesn't know what she's doing, maybe you're the misogynist for thinking she's a fool.

Indeed ha.
 

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Here is video of Alanah walking through the Series X gameplay, quick resume and stuff. I didn't see it posted anywhere so I thought I could share that here.
Based mods. Just noticed a thread was kill and was sent to the graveya...er VIRGIN Gaf.
 

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I have read the first page and page 3 of this thread and I have no idea wtf its for. Someone show me the light.
 
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brap

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How about trying to actually talk about the subject in stead of acting like an ass.
About what? Gamer grrrrl makes a video about some shit and we're supposed to gather around the table and discuss? Everybody memes in shit threads. Make better threads if you don't want people to meme.
 

Dontuseducks

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About what? Gamer grrrrl makes a video about some shit and we're supposed to gather around the table and discuss? Everybody memes in shit threads. Make better threads if you don't want people to meme.
It's not about the memes, it's about the childish behaviour. Don't blame other people for your own behaviour.