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[Brewster's Wallet]

This is how the human race ends.

Or how it truly begins

 

[phanphare]

Its time to put it on

Put what on?

The last suit you'll ever wear

 

[Markoman]

How can you top this?

Spoiler

By asking a real woman right before sex if she has a problem with you wearing a VR headset. ;P

 

[Tripy73]

The Human Race...

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

I would never wash it.

 

[Whide]

 

[JarrodL]

Eh, I'll wait for the next generation, this is too basic.

 

[StereoVsn]

I'm 86.74% sure that this was Illusion's April Fool's joke on their website from last week, and is being reported late by an English site for the clicks.

13.26% of this being real is too much.

That said, I bet we will have feedback based VR suites in the future and not necessarily for these sort of use. Think anything from gaming to exercise to physical therapy to virtual presence (feel like you are in the mountains or the beach if someone can figure out wind, scent, etc).

 

[hwalker84]

I'd still try it.

 

[psynergylover]

This is it folks! The apex of science and technology!

 

[DalikSkywing]

 

[Shivvy_NTL]

I can't wait to greet the pizza guy wearing this.....

Im a pizza guy, please never do this.

 

[Oppo]

what raid drops this set

 

[PinballRJ]

Im a pizza guy, please never do this.

Would you rather have him wearing this or be naked?

 

[KyleCross]

Literally all I could think of.

 

[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

I'd still try it.

Definitely. It's not a sex replacement, it's just a masturbatory tool.

 

[Hassun]

Good to see the Novint Falcon still getting work.

 

[jahepi]

 

[PreyingShark]

I'm 86.74% sure that this was Illusion's April Fool's joke on their website from last week, and is being reported late by an English site for the clicks.

FUCK

Er, I mean... That's good, thanks.

 

[UpDownLeftRight]

Let's all pretend it's actually real. For the fun of it.

I mean, we only need pretend for a while. No doubt someone is gonna make this happen sooner or later. It's the age old pattern of humans discovering new things and then wondering, can I use it as a sex aid? At least it isn't Radium suppositories.

 

[Bold One]

 

[23qwerty]

squidwardfuture.gif

surprised this isn't more expensive tbh

 

[Omnistalgic]

That's actually kinda sad...some of these porn jokes are funny, but sheesh for people they are really seeking experiences like this.

 

[YoRHa No.2 Type B]

Wouldn't the OP Title be called: Virtual Reality Sex Suit will blow your

Spoiler

cock

?

 

[formasymphonic]

This is how the human race ends.

Not with a bang, but with a whimper

 

[DMTripper]

I'd still try it.

HELL yeah

Women get all the cool sex toys :-D

 

[Lucumo]

Well, the real reason why VR will succeed.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Does it work with in sync with the autoblow 2?

 

[Vigilant Gambit]

I'm 86.74% sure that this was Illusion's April Fool's joke on their website from last week, and is being reported late by an English site for the clicks.

Only 86.74% sure? Here's the date the original article was posted:

2016年04月01日22時00分

 

[kiunchbb]

At first I was disappointed at mankind, now I am disappointed that this is just an April fool joke.

 

[Past]

So where do you ejaculate?

 

[Bergerac]

You know, you say that, but this will recycled on the catwalk in 30 years. LOL

 

[Nyx]

That video is hilarious.

 

[Mr. RHC]

This is truly the darkest timeline.

 

[Adam_Roman]

Which is a worse fate for the Novint Falcon? Only being remembered for a small appearance in that Meet Dave movie, or being remembered for people strapping Tengas to them?

 

[NeonBlack]

 

[forms]

I fail to see the problem.

 

[Anoregon]

I fail to see the problem.

 

[Jiraiza]

So where do you ejaculate?

Inside seems like the way to go.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Mind is a euphemism for penis, right?

Inside seems like the way to go.

This is how cyborgs happen.

 

[Mediking]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[7DollarHagane]

VR just gets creepier and creepier. At this rate it's going to be a total joke before it even gets to its 2nd generation.

 

[PtM]

VR just gets creepier and creepier. At this rate it's going to be a total joke before it even gets to its 2nd generation.

It already is.

Spoiler

April Fools.

Thread title edit, pls.

 

[Ponn]

Jesus, with all the stinky not changing their underwear, not showering and wearing piss smelling jeans in OT I can't imagine what this suit would be like after a month.

 

[Briarios]

made me think of this the moment I saw the image ...

 

[stilgar]

What you did with the words on the title

I got it instantly. My brain is like that

 

[Z3M0G]

April fools or not, this is at max months away from being a reality.

 

[King Tubby]

April Fool's Joke today, billion dollar industry tomorrow.

 

[forms]

So where do you ejaculate?

Your dna gets analyzed, and you spawn an army of forum users. At the same time the materials are broken down, as sperms contain an extremely high amount of flux-energy. This in turn gets fed into your bloodstream, which in turn powers the suit.

Now ask me about fecals.

 

[mfaex]

That video clip lmao.