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Virtual Reality Sex Suit will blow your mind

Peltz

Member
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Fucking lol
 

Wiseblade

Member
What a wonderful time to be alive

I'm actually surprised VR made to the "artificial sex" finish line first, I thought for sure a sexbot would be first.
 

HaRyu

Unconfirmed Member
I know he's not... well for lack of a better term... jacked into that Tenga down there, but as far as I can tell, there's no hole in the suit. Does that thing just slam into his penis?
 
I wonder how many of those suits the police will find when investigating suicides in the future.

Just seems like something a very lonely and desperate person would purchase.

Well, as technology propagates and the Internet further ingrains itself within our lives, social structure will start to break down. Fewer relationships, higher standards -- standards only far superior 2D characters seen in 3D can meet.

And then Shinzo Abe will take over the world.
 

DeepEnigma

Gold Member
That is going to be a lot of money to spend on something that only gives you 2, maybe 3 seconds of gameplay.
 
I'm surprised that no one has posted that gif of the the mother walking in on her teenage son in the future where he's hooked up to the VR porn machine.
 
that controller is cool, but it came out way too early to get on the VR wave

Definitely it was way ahead of its time. I have one and its a pretty incredible device. I haven't used it in ages though as its going to put you at a disadvantage in most games. It's mainly for simulation stuff.

The drivers at the time were fairly limited on which games supported the profiles. What we really need are haptic feedback gloves that give sense of touch and pressure.

It's crazy how the Novint was able to simulate textures, tension and pressure.
 

phanphare

Banned
Not sure it's my mind that thing is trying to blow.

With this type of suit I expect it to blow something else than my mind ;)

Well, it better blow something

For as much as it costs it better blow a lot more than my mind. >.>

That's not the only thing it'll blow.

Your wallet you sick fuck

Is it just your mind that will get blown?


Someone make some jokes using "blow" and "mind" as the punch-lines.

I'm sure it hasn't been done yet.

thank you GAF
 

gblues

Banned
Um Illusion has the QA budget of Planned Parenthood in a red state, I wouldn't put my genitals anywhere near something they've developed.

EDIT: HaRyu wins, it's an AFD joke.
 
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