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[Bryank75]

I goofed up

Forgot what forum I was in.

My mind is mush

I shoulda seen it anyway.... I'm just lazy. I don't even know what day it is anymore? When was trials of osiris last?

 

[Tarin02543]

Ah Daily Mail, a guily pleasure of mine.

I started reading about the gamer 20 year later and ended with an article about a detransitioned transsexual.

 

[Elektro Demon]

True, but he did not have that soy face:

Damn you, that pic made me gag.

 

[Portugeezer]

Every woman's fantasy.

 

[Jill Valentine]

I already look like that. I do have a bigger indent in my skull than normal from wearing headphones for sure.

 

[Nickolaidas]

Who is Daily Mail and how the hell does he have pictures of me?

 

[PhoenixTank]

Classic Michael! Always crawling around, trying to steal the one ring from Frodo and Sam.

 

[SupremeHoodie]

I don’t get why he’s losing his hair and why his skull has a dent. Those are more to do with genetics than gaming. lol

 

[sonomamashine]

Benching weights with his head
The real question is how the fk this dude still alive, food doesn't get stuck with that neck ?

 

[K.N.W.]

Who was the director asking for such an article?? J. Jonah Jameson?

 

[Bryank75]

Benching weights with his head
The real question is how the fk this dude still alive, food doesn't get stuck with that neck ?

It's literally a right angle, it's fucking hilarious!

 

[Sign]

I goofed up

Forgot what forum I was in.

My mind is mush

Have you spent the last 20 years or so wearing headphones by chance?

 

[Bryank75]

'The transformation'

 

[sonomamashine]

It's literally a right angle, it's fucking hilarious!

I think i got it

 

[spawn]

That looks like an extreme case of video game addiction. Maybe Twitch streamers who play games as their job. The average gamer is not going to look like that

 

[LordOfChaos]

Imagine being the Daily Mail.

 

[ZywyPL]

In 20 years? Other than the grotesque head deformation, that exactly how a die-hard PC nerds look like since pretty much forever... #PCMasterRace

 

[CatLady]

O M G this is hilarious! Great article and the comments and memes are even better. Nice to take a break from the Chinese plague and the Great Console War of 2020 to laugh at ourselves.


P.S. NOTHING in that article that applies to me BTW

 

[CatLady]

Every woman's fantasy.

Ummm NO!

 

[sonomamashine]

That looks like an extreme case of video game addiction. Maybe Twitch streamers who play games as their job. The average gamer is not going to look like that

OMG they got into you

 

[sonomamashine]

Ummm NO!

You act like you know women taste, check the Adam's apple

 

[CatLady]

You act like you know women taste, check the Adam's apple

I should, and I'm afraid that ain't it.

The Adam's apple does nothing for me, although I DO find that dented head strangely appealing.

 

[Bryank75]

I should, and I'm afraid that ain't it.

The Adam's apple does nothing for me, although I DO find that dented head strangely appealing.

Maybe I can show you my dent later...

 

[Meowzers]

Not accurate at all.

Not one of his testicles are hanging out his cheesy Dorito-stained underwear.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Why is the head so fucking deformed in the profile view?

Cranial deformation, just like tribal head-binding customs.

Millenia from now, when a future civilization finds remains of people from this era they'll come across these indented skull people and think they did it on purpose to worship their gods. Books will be written, lectures will be made.

 

[sonomamashine]

Cranial deformation, just like tribal head-binding customs.

Millenia from now, when a future civilization finds remains of people from this era they'll come across these indented skull people and think they did it on purpose to worship their gods. Books will be written, lectures will be made.

 

[EverydayBeast]

No way gamers look like that, gamers should be offended by this trash article. Some gamers are a little bit fit and actually okay looking.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

No way gamers look like that, gamers should be offended by this trash article. Some gamers are a little bit fit and actually okay looking.

Do you lift bro

 

[Virex]

True, but he did not have that soy face:

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

What gamers will really look like in 20 years.

 

[adamosmaki]

daily mail. Nothing more need to be said about the validity of this

 

[GymWolf]

Benching weights with his head
The real question is how the fk this dude still alive, food doesn't get stuck with that neck ?

ultra-manly and pronounced adam's pome right there.

 

[TranscendentDee]

Why is the head so fucking deformed in the profile view?

A place to dock the controller.