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[bryanee]

Looks like a bacterial growth.

You'll probably have to get the floor done.

 

[Alcotholic]

You guys wanted to see the inside of it.

Spoiler

It's either growing hair or just picked up hairs off the ground.

And no, I did not touch/taste/lick/bite/eat it.
I'll be dead by fortnight


Rent. I'm gonna call someone ASAP.

Looks like insulation to me.
It's still pretty bizarre.

 

[cayulinson]

Bewaaare!!!

 

[Borgnine]

Honestly though if this keeps up you should demand it pays 1/2 the utilities.

 

[Hypereides]

It's ham, dude.

Ham? Fuck. I need to buy some Ham plant seeds to agriculture my condo ASAP.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Looks like something from Silent Hill

 

[EloquentM]

This could explain your nasal infection perhaps?

Edit: if it's indeed mold.

 

[Lotto]

Awesome bro, you have truffles growing from your floor. If you really need confirmation its a truffle though, you should rent a pig and see if it sniffs the hell out of it. I think that's how it works.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Either McDonalds Chicken McNuggets

or

Clickers from The Last of Us

You pick.

 

[oneils]

Basement...some kind of really shitty tile I think.

Could be some sort of mineral residue.

When you cut it did it seem like fiberglass?

 

[Devolution]

Water pipe probably busted call your landlord.

 

[Roland1979]

Don't open windows, it might cause spores to get airborne easily. If you're in that room where something in front of your mouth, a piece of cloth, small towel, anything. Call a expert as soon as possible. Some mold are very poisonous. Not only that, some can cause severe hallucinations. I have had mild hallucinations of mold once.

 

[amnesiac]

Either McDonalds Chicken McNuggets

or

Clickers from The Last of Us

You pick.

Clicker McNuggets

 

[MilesWebber]

OP, you TOUCHED IT??

Nice knowing you bro.

 

[Enco]

RIP.

 

[TheExodu5]

I highly doubt it's mold. I've never seen mold grow large like that...it usually just spreads across a surface. 95% it's insulation. It's being forced out through heat and/or pressure.

 

[Carcetti]

I didn't need to see this shit after playing 3 hours of The Last of Us.

Auuuggghhh

 

[User 100115]

Awesome that you are calling someone. To me, it looks like a fungus on the inside. Does it smell chemically or anything? Be sure to take a TON more pictures in case the building owner just sends someone in to 'clean it up' without actually addressing the problem.

 

[Kikarian]

It's insulation.


That comes alive at night.

 

[F0rneus]

 

[User 100115]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/02/poria-incrassata_n_2063942.html

Found this when I searched for 'fungus in house' but it doesn't really look like yours...Maybe the pink on top IS the insulation, and the fungus/mold is pushing it through the floor?

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Watch The Thing. Such a good movie.

 

[GK86]

The infection starts in your home OP. End it now and save the world.

 

[The Frankman]

KINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Tathanen]

It's ham, dude.

ahahaha jesus this post

"Just some ham growth."

 

[javac]

The Kaiju are coming. Man your Jaegers!

 

[Cat Party]

I am sure it's insulation or some other construction material. Water damage is likely.

 

[Immaculate]

You guys wanted to see the inside of it.

Spoiler

It's either growing hair or just picked up hairs off the ground.

And no, I did not touch/taste/lick/bite/eat it.
I'll be dead by fortnight


Rent. I'm gonna call someone ASAP.

you should probably throw away that knife

 

[NinjaBoiX]

KINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lol!

 

[Inanna]

I demand the OP is renamed "Patient Zero"

 

[Clydefrog]

It's these pink blobs, and it leaves brown marks.

Is it mold of some kind, or what?
Why is it happening, is it because there's too much pressure on the floor?

it's a family of blob fish

 

[lastflowers]

 

[rezuth]

Have you tried freezing i- oh.

IceDoesntHelp
Member
(Today, 11:06 PM)

Gold Jerry, gold!

You shouldn't live near that until you know what it is.

 

[SirBukkake]

Oh it's just one of these:

Just consider yourself lucky that it isn't a Dream-world version—It would've already taken the form of you before you had a chance to act.

 

[legacyzero]

OP is now a Zombie. The infection has begun.

*Initiates Zombie plan*

Wisonsin GAF. If you wanna live, you'll stay with ME.

 

[Akainu]

You'd think his friend turning into a giant blob would hold his attention apparently not.

 

[Ran rp]

"IL BASH YE FOOKIN EAD IN KANEDA I SWEAR ON ME MUM"

 

[Hypereides]

I'm gonna be real for second OP and tell ya I'd probably gas the FUCK out of that apartment. or quarantine that mofo post-haste.

....That or burn the apartment down.

 

[SmithnCo]

 

[toohectic]

Nobody mentioned Ghostbusters II, really?

Exactly. Did you try putting a small sample in the toaster and playing some Jackie Wilson tunes?

Does it smell/look organic or synthetic? It looks relatively dense from the knife picture. Is that piece relatively heavy?

 

[User 100115]

I am actually starting to think my link above is the culprit, yours is just pink shaded on top because of whatever was used to install the floor. The dude in the video said it grew overnight and pushed up like 'pillsbury dough you get from a can' so...

Does that sound about right to you?

Also, just to be safe, wash the hell out of your hands after handling it, and try not to breathe it in

 

[DrSlek]

 

[tino]

Nuke the it from orbit

it's the only way to be sure

 

[DragonSworne]

Looks like insulation...

 

[Hypereides]

You know OP... everybodies suggesting you eat or touch it...

...but have you thought about smoking it? Like you know, in a rolled blunt or through a bong?

Who knows, you may have discovered the succesor for bathsalts by pure chance. You can't know for sure till you've tried it!

 

[FOOTE]

fucking sick

 

[Trigger]

Looks like something from Silent Hill

Hah, my first thought.

 

[northead]

Man that's gross.

lol for the clickers.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

LOL it does seem like insulation mixed with moisture ...

Or it truly is a mutated chicken McNugget.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Eat it