Mama Robotnik
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You've just been elected Mayor of Gotham, congratulations.
On your first day on the job, The Joker is in Arkham Asylum. Its been sixty-three days since he was last aprehended.
On your second day, The Joker mixes ink from stolen ballpoint pens with specific quantities of old building materials and refridgerator chemicals to create a corrosive acid. He places the chemical in a whoopee cushion and sticks it to the passing back-side of an Arkham Doctor. The Doctor enters the staff room, sits on the cushion, and a corrosive gas is released, disolving alive three doctors, four nurses and two security men in a powerful, deadly fart. The joker escapes in the damage.
On your third day, nothing hapens
On the fourth day, cats start going missing.
On the fifth day, The Joker robs a bank with a new team of henchmen. He orders the hostages to be locked in a room, and gathers up the money. He orders one of his henchmen to take a loaf of bread to each hostage for food, and while they are eating, secretly abandons the bank on his own with the money. The hostages realise that in each loaf of bread is a loaded gun, and a shootout begins in which five of the henchmen and eleven of the hostages are killed.
On the fifth day it becomes apparent that The Joker is abducting cats, bleaching them white, painting his own clownish features onto them, and releasing them back into the wild. Hundreds of people can no longer tell their pet cats apart.
On the sixth day, The Joker broadcasts a message that he is going to blow up a school.
On the seventh day, The Joker blows up an old people's home, killing seventy four people.
On the eighth day, Batman catches up with The Joker and brings him back to Arkham.
You need to deal with this problem. What do you do?
Advisory Notes
-The Governor has made it clear that he will not allow the execution of an insane man.
-Every Arkham Doctor (still alive) has diagnosed that The Joker is insane.
-The Joker is a genius in multiple fields, and has escaped from every secure unit he has been imprisoned in. This has ranged from using chemicals, killing guards, psychological maniplation, and jailbreaks orchastrated by fanatical followers.
-Batman will not kill him.
-During your campaign for election, you non-specifically promised to deal with the problem.
What do you do?
On your first day on the job, The Joker is in Arkham Asylum. Its been sixty-three days since he was last aprehended.
On your second day, The Joker mixes ink from stolen ballpoint pens with specific quantities of old building materials and refridgerator chemicals to create a corrosive acid. He places the chemical in a whoopee cushion and sticks it to the passing back-side of an Arkham Doctor. The Doctor enters the staff room, sits on the cushion, and a corrosive gas is released, disolving alive three doctors, four nurses and two security men in a powerful, deadly fart. The joker escapes in the damage.
On your third day, nothing hapens
On the fourth day, cats start going missing.
On the fifth day, The Joker robs a bank with a new team of henchmen. He orders the hostages to be locked in a room, and gathers up the money. He orders one of his henchmen to take a loaf of bread to each hostage for food, and while they are eating, secretly abandons the bank on his own with the money. The hostages realise that in each loaf of bread is a loaded gun, and a shootout begins in which five of the henchmen and eleven of the hostages are killed.
On the fifth day it becomes apparent that The Joker is abducting cats, bleaching them white, painting his own clownish features onto them, and releasing them back into the wild. Hundreds of people can no longer tell their pet cats apart.
On the sixth day, The Joker broadcasts a message that he is going to blow up a school.
On the seventh day, The Joker blows up an old people's home, killing seventy four people.
On the eighth day, Batman catches up with The Joker and brings him back to Arkham.
You need to deal with this problem. What do you do?
Advisory Notes
-The Governor has made it clear that he will not allow the execution of an insane man.
-Every Arkham Doctor (still alive) has diagnosed that The Joker is insane.
-The Joker is a genius in multiple fields, and has escaped from every secure unit he has been imprisoned in. This has ranged from using chemicals, killing guards, psychological maniplation, and jailbreaks orchastrated by fanatical followers.
-Batman will not kill him.
-During your campaign for election, you non-specifically promised to deal with the problem.
What do you do?
