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What's the Thirstiest you've ever Been?
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TangerineCloud
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I had a feeling this was coming. lol
Pupperbabysassy
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I once had a crush on a girl that worked concessions at a garbage wrestling show in Memphis. She liked me but a chain match featuring One Man Gang and a midget changed her mind. She picked the midget, and all I got was a lousy t-shirt that said "don't be jealous".
Damerman
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Is it bad that laughed at this?
DeadRockstar
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When I was in high school there was a group of dudes in my class that would wank under their desks and laugh about it together. I swear they were one step away from being like "Haha let me do yours bro. As a joke hahaha."
backflip10019
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My high school girlfriend was rather conservative about anything sexual at first. We were 16 and she wouldn't even show me her tits until we had dated for 3 months. Together we came up with this kind of schedule (I chalk this up to being a dumb teen) -- I'd see her tits at 3 months of dating, downstairs at 6 months and then we'd have sex after a year of dating. Obviously this left me with an insatiable thirst. I would have frozen myself like Walt Disney just to get to the one year mark.
Flash forward a few months (I had already seen the goods after month 3), and we both decide it's time to go at it for the first time finally feeling ready (probably only around 6 months or so into our relationship). We're in her bedroom in her parents house, nobody else home. We start going at it, me wearing a condom like a responsible adult, and we hear a voice downstairs.
Her parents never locked their front door, so my girlfriend's best friend and her boyfriend (who was also my childhood friend and neighbor) walk in and call up to us. I'm buck ass naked on the floor of her bedroom balls deep in my girlfriend for the first time when we hear them coming up the steps. We throw on clothes faster than I've ever seen anyone dress. I don't even have time to take off the condom, so it's still wrapped around my member as I pull on my jeans.
We get fully dressed and they walk in (this is a common thing -- she lives next door). We can't find a way to get them to leave. We end up hanging out with with them for a full hour while I maintain a half-virgin half-chub.
During this time the thirst was unbearable. Finally they decided to leave (I don't even remember to do what) and we were able to get back to business. The only thing than no sex at all is interrupted virgin sex.
Flash forward a few months (I had already seen the goods after month 3), and we both decide it's time to go at it for the first time finally feeling ready (probably only around 6 months or so into our relationship). We're in her bedroom in her parents house, nobody else home. We start going at it, me wearing a condom like a responsible adult, and we hear a voice downstairs.
Her parents never locked their front door, so my girlfriend's best friend and her boyfriend (who was also my childhood friend and neighbor) walk in and call up to us. I'm buck ass naked on the floor of her bedroom balls deep in my girlfriend for the first time when we hear them coming up the steps. We throw on clothes faster than I've ever seen anyone dress. I don't even have time to take off the condom, so it's still wrapped around my member as I pull on my jeans.
We get fully dressed and they walk in (this is a common thing -- she lives next door). We can't find a way to get them to leave. We end up hanging out with with them for a full hour while I maintain a half-virgin half-chub.
During this time the thirst was unbearable. Finally they decided to leave (I don't even remember to do what) and we were able to get back to business. The only thing than no sex at all is interrupted virgin sex.
blame space
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we will feast, have faith.
Damn. Genuinely sorry to hear that.
Killer Queen
Banned
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I guess this is my answer.
Since I'm not sure I wanna post my real answers.
No no, you gotta post the real answer
Vulcano's assistant
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Film set on a cabin resort for a month with 20 or so people who just graduate from college. The best way to describe it is as being in Wet Hot American Summer
EstoyBlackWaldo
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Couldn't let them know they were interrupting a good time? Though, the adrenaline rush of almost getting caught like that must have had to make it a good smash afterwards.
AaronB
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I sat through a mediocre romantic comedy the day after suffering a significant knee injury.
I had plans to see a movie with a girl I liked, but injured my knee playing football the day before - found out later it was a partially torn ACL. I still went (it was Serendipity), including walking around before and after the film, and trying to act like I was fine. We were both in the military, and she was transferred before things went anywhere.
I had plans to see a movie with a girl I liked, but injured my knee playing football the day before - found out later it was a partially torn ACL. I still went (it was Serendipity), including walking around before and after the film, and trying to act like I was fine. We were both in the military, and she was transferred before things went anywhere.
Killer Queen
Banned
11th grade, cute girl shows interest in me, spends time cuddling me Everytime I see her. Start hanging out with her during summer, everyday for like two weeks. She's expressed explicit interest in me at this point even bursting out saying she'd wanna go out with me. So for the next two weeks we meet up, hang out for two hours a day, sometimes go back to my place and man I just really wanted to fuck, but there was this one dude who would follow us around Everytime we hung out, I didn't and still don't like him. So eventually we all end up back at my house playing DmC and this girl is sitting on my lap, I'm playing with her boobs, I got an erection and made the mistake of saying "sorry about my boner" out loud and made things really fuckin awkward for the three of us. The rest of that day wasn't too pleasant. A couple days later she came back though and it was just us, I apologized about the boner thing and we layed in bed for an hour listening to Beck but she fell asleep on me within 15 minutes for like an hour and a half. It's been little over a year since then and I'm still kinda embarrassed. Had I had Netflix back then I feel like this story would've had a different outcome.
My other time was coming on to a girl too strong because she was hot af, great personality and sent me her ass on day 2 outta nowhere.
They're not that embarrassing, especially considering some of the shit in this thread but mannn I'd be a much happier person had i not fucked up those things.
Prototype Viktor
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itsbenoclock
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All the time. I'm attracted to girls that don't want me, and repulsed by girls that are into me. Guess my brain likes an impossible challenge.
lol I had the tag
Got my tag removed because of all the W's I got in the past few months breh
Mods are gracious
Damerman
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How did i miss this glorious post. This should be ur tag.
mysocksarepink
Banned
lmaoooo
in high school I was fat. Like 250lbs fat. I jerked off religiously, scabbed hands & all.
edit: since we're doing embarrassing thirst stories. I was so thirsty one day i took my big ass to the fridge and tried fucking a jar of mayo. shit was cold.
give up right?
nah.
microwaves that shit.
evidently I microwaved it for too long.
still have a scar on my dick.
then I found out about the gym, lost 70lbs, I no longer thirst.
edit: I hope my IT guy doesn't read this
Angry Chair
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It was the spring of my freshman year in high school. I was so thirsty that I decided to break the man code and hook up with my best friend's on-again-off-again girlfriend so I invited her to a party we threw. When the party first started, she and I were flirting back and forth and I knew it was only a matter of time before we would get it on. Sadly, my drinking got out of hand (Bud Light tastes like angle dust after drinking Keystone at other parties) and I got obnoxious and eventually so hammered that I could only move one side of my face and couldn't get out of the lawn chair I sat in. During that time, another girl decided she wanted my goods so she followed me into my friend's brother's bedroom after I started to sober up (read puke outside). I resisted at first because she wasn't that good looking and got around town pretty well but I eventually caved. My buddy and his ladyfriend ended up walking in on us which scared the shit out of me and made me fall off the bed.
Damerman
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The fucking struggle. I asked this group of girls if i could use a spot next to them at the gym, and the less attractive one goes "you can do whatever you want haha!" While eye fucking me.
LucidMomentum
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Same here. Of course we both wanted to stay "pure" so we did everything but go all the way. We were creative teenagers that's for sure, but many days I went home with the bluest of balls.
My man.
MoonsaultSlayer
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LMAO. This went places in a more descript way than I had imagined. I don't even know if I'm making sense, I'm laughing too hard with my sleeping child on me.
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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Oh man, lot of stuff. For some reason, Ni No Kuni. It was in really short supply around here for some reason, only Gamestop was initially stocking it and they didn't get many copies in. I didn't have any phone credit or nothing to ring the stores up to ask if they had it in stock, so I spent a whole day going to every single Gamestop store in the County of Dublin looking for Ni No Kuni, going on the bus to every different store I could get to. Eventually found a copy at store 14 I think.
Pupperbabysassy
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No. I didn't realize how embarrassing it was until I told my friends when I went back to college the next semester.
EstoyBlackWaldo
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JustAnotherMike
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Haha, my dad ran a secret trial run with me playing a N64 for a weekend. I thought he rented it from blockbuster since he only got Dark Forces. He asked me if I enjoyed it and I told him it was alright. 6 months later he tells me that it was my actual Christmas gift, but returned it since I wasn't really happy with it. I got a playstation when the opprotunity came up.
I was only thirsty for it when ocarina came out.
this is hilarious and also incredibly sad
During high school, I had the biggest crush on one of my female classmates. I swear, she had to have the biggest boobs in school. Fantasized about her more than anyone during that period. As a complete and utter nerd on every level, unsurprisingly, I never bothered to ask her out.
Back in 2009, my ex-roommate was trying to hook me up with the friend of his girlfriend. She wasn't really a supermodel, and under normal circumstances, I wouldn't be interested at all, but the thirst just overwhelms you occasionally. Of course, nothing wound up happening, which honestly in retrospect, was definitely a good thing.
Two years ago I met this chick on OKC, who had a smokin' body, though admittedly pretty ugly face. Still, the body was damn good enough that she became the first person I actually went through the effort of driving long distance for. Huge mistake as she was pretty self-centered and vain. Spent nearly $100 on two dates with practically nothing to show for it (though I did see her boobs, which helped mitigate things).
More recently, just a few months ago, I invited this chick to fool around a bit. Definitely one of my biggest mistakes in recent memory as she was not attractive at all, and I had a midterm to study for the very next day. Deleted her contact info to make sure I never make the same mistake again.
Back in 2009, my ex-roommate was trying to hook me up with the friend of his girlfriend. She wasn't really a supermodel, and under normal circumstances, I wouldn't be interested at all, but the thirst just overwhelms you occasionally. Of course, nothing wound up happening, which honestly in retrospect, was definitely a good thing.
Two years ago I met this chick on OKC, who had a smokin' body, though admittedly pretty ugly face. Still, the body was damn good enough that she became the first person I actually went through the effort of driving long distance for. Huge mistake as she was pretty self-centered and vain. Spent nearly $100 on two dates with practically nothing to show for it (though I did see her boobs, which helped mitigate things).
More recently, just a few months ago, I invited this chick to fool around a bit. Definitely one of my biggest mistakes in recent memory as she was not attractive at all, and I had a midterm to study for the very next day. Deleted her contact info to make sure I never make the same mistake again.
Jason's Ultimatum
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Seeing a perfect 10 body at a pool wearing a bikini thong. I was thirsty like hell.
EDIT-HOLY SHITSNACKS AT MYSOCKSAREPINK.
EDIT-HOLY SHITSNACKS AT MYSOCKSAREPINK.
Damerman
Member
No man, just no.
LucidMomentum
Member
My senior engineering project had me working 12 hour days on campus for 3/4ths of the year.
But that last quarter of the year was a cakewalk. Felt like a vacation. Made a LED display for my gown with the free time and never looked back.
I'm in tears.
Blitzrules240
Banned
I slept with a 41 year old woman I wasn't that attracted to over a two week span just to break a 3 year dry streak.
Surprisingly the sex was pretty good but I stopped seeing because I became less attracted to her and felt desperate.
It was for my own good.
Surprisingly the sex was pretty good but I stopped seeing because I became less attracted to her and felt desperate.
It was for my own good.
RoyaleDuke
Banned
I don't know how to get laid so...
Right now? I'm pretty fucking desperate tbh.
Thinking about trying dudes since apparently women are allergic to me or something.
Right now? I'm pretty fucking desperate tbh.
Thinking about trying dudes since apparently women are allergic to me or something.
...
What is so appealing about fucking mayo
Literally fucking mayo
I can't believe I just had a reason to type that.
Did you try "just the tip?"
pokeystaples
Banned
I had a MAJOR crush on a girl when I was 13. It was the summer before high school started and we'd been having dirty back and forth convos on the phone each night. I rode my bmx 3 miles in the middle of Houston summer to make out with her and palm my first boob. It was totally not worth it.
Jason's Ultimatum
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I don't know how to get laid so...
Right now? I'm pretty fucking desperate tbh.
Thinking about trying dudes since apparently women are allergic to me or something.
Go on Craigslist to find a hook up. Or get a call girl.
Troubled Bat
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My ex-girlfriend / best friend, I'm desperate for any sort of touch on her. Even just for a hug.
I still love the hell out of her, and always will.
I still love the hell out of her, and always will.
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