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bishoptl

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Sitting for a long time and then standing up can result in surprising leaks and odour.

Late Night TV = always educating.

What has Late Night TV taught you?
 

B'z-chan

Banned
Hot girls.....
Pick up the phone....
(hot girls)
G-I-R-L
HOT GIRLS
Pick up the phone...

Shoplifter you and i must watch the same channel.
I've learned many a thing from watching infomercials and i've learned how to not fly planes by watching Discovery's wings channel.

OH and i learned how not to piss people off in the middle of the night when not watching tv. (hint to G4techtv) Get on the ball bitches and go 24 hour. I need some kind of crap to watch.
 

Triumph

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Jesus, I wish I still had cable. The fucking internet is so much worse. Late night tv I can sit back and tell myself that I'm almost a bystander, an unwilling participant. The internet demands direct involvement. Ye gods, but the internet is a harsh mistress sometimes.
 

shoplifter

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Raoul Duke said:
Jesus, I wish I still had cable. The fucking internet is so much worse. Late night tv I can sit back and tell myself that I'm almost a bystander, an unwilling participant. The internet demands direct involvement. Ye gods, but the internet is a harsh mistress sometimes.

There's actually a few fun mindless shows on your local network affiliates on Fri and Sat nights. It's usually random SciFi or GirlCops. Then there's Fifth Wheel (horrible, but I <3 it) and Elimidate. I used to watch PsiFactor all the time before it moved to TNT and was less good.

Damn..I just realized that working every Saturday night for a year has made me miss AN ENTIRE YEAR of fun Saturday night TV. I guess that's remedied since this is my last night on the job.

Thanks Spiegel Group TeleServices. You've allowed me to post incessantly on the intarweb for a year now, all while doing next to nothing.
 

Miguel

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THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE YOU MONEY FOR NO FREAKING REASON AT ALL!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY MY BOOK AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT! GET 50000 BUCKS TO START AN ICE CREAM SHOP! 289000 TO START UP YOUR OWN RENTAL STORE! 375000 TO FILM YOUR OWN PORNO! CALL 1800 ASK LESKO!
 

GDGF

Soothsayer
That if you haven't found a nice Skinemax flick to do the deed to by 5:00 AM, a workout infomercial will do just fine :)
 

B'z-chan

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Miguel said:
THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE YOU MONEY FOR NO FREAKING REASON AT ALL!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY MY BOOK AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT! GET 50000 BUCKS TO START AN ICE CREAM SHOP! 289000 TO START UP YOUR OWN RENTAL STORE! 375000 TO FILM YOUR OWN PORNO! CALL 1800 ASK LESKO!


Sad thing is i bought this book.
 

shoplifter

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B'z-chan said:
Sad thing is i bought this book.

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Frank Gorshin would be proud. The funny thing is that those programs really exist, and you CAN get money from them.
 

B'z-chan

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Yeah i was declined for one. but was able to get several thousand to start a pc buisness from my home when i was only 14 and a half. I made little to no profit out of it. And i wasted all the money i did have left over on paying off the government.

But yeah i was stupid to buy the book.
 

Belfast

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I learned that Leonard Nimoy directed Three Men and a Baby. My mind was blown.

First the hobbit video, now this?!

I mean, its not late night TV technically, but I was up late and the movie came on TBS or something.
 

Ryck

Member
That there's a place you could go where troubles are all the same....a place where everybody knows your name.....
 
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