I'm 31 years old and I've been playing video games for over 25 years now. I don't plan on playing it with anyone else, I don't have any children to buy it for. I'm a grown ass man and I want the game. Doesn't suck for me.
There's no sense in getting bent out of shape over the handful of videos Nintendo puts out of their games. They very, very, very rarely show anything good in what they put out. I didn't love NSMB2 but there were some fun worlds. All the stuff they showed prior to launch looked like shit, but when I saw some of the levels at the end of a launch video I was sold. NSMBU seemed pretty run of the mill until late into its development cycle. And even then, you don't get to grasp just how good the level/game design are until you play it yourself.
Don't buy the game if you don't want it. That's fine. But don't talk like you know what the game is or isn't until you've played it. Maybe it'll actually be Babby's First Mario and it'll suck dog shit. If so I'll be disappointed. But I trust they know how to balance the game and I look forward to playing it.
Oh this was just a typo. Probably because I was thinking of all the people who call this a port of 3D Land which is maybe even more infuriating to me than people calling it Babby's First Mario.