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Who's faster? Flash vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

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ReiGun said:
Crazy powerful characters is hardly a DC exclusive thing. But this isn't the place to get into that.


The Flash can run faster than the speed of light.

The Flash can run through time.

The Flash has outrun death itself.
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Only thing more powerful than his speed is his love.
 
Slayven said:
Only thing more powerful than his speed is his love.
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If he was going at that speed, wouldn't he...

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ReiGun said:
Crazy powerful characters is hardly a DC exclusive thing. But this isn't the place to get into that.


The Flash can run faster than the speed of light.

The Flash can run through time.

The Flash has outrun death itself.
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I always liked the Marv Wolfman idea that Barry Allen ran so fast he turned into pure lightning, the very lightning bolt that originally struck him in the lab and turned him into The Flash.
 
Any chance I get to post this:

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.
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Stage On said:
Normal Sonic sure, but what some of Sonic's transformed states like Hyper Sonic or Ultra Sonic?
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Without going Hyper in Sonic's Christmas Blast, Sonic was shown lapping the Earth multiple times per second when he was filling in for Santa. There aren't many times that he needs to go Hyper so it's hard to say, but I'd say based on the Christmas special and some of his other comic feats that it would at least have the potential to be a match.
 
How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.
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i'm convinced this guy exists for the sole purpose of trolling fans of the Flash.
 
At various points the Flashes have outrun instant teleportation,the very concept of death, and one of them even outran himself once. There was also that one time that Wally moved at 13 trillion times the speed of light to move the population of Seoul out of range of a nuclear blast.

Flash wins.
 
Discotheque said:
is Jughead the most overpowered comic book character though? or is it moose?
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Well, he's part of the Time Police, so in theory he could very well go to the beginning of the universe (And if we're going by Kevin Bacon rules, can connect to the Marvel/DC universes) and just step on reality's toe or something like that.

It kinda sucks that no matter what heroes or villans you bring up in a medium, such as Video games or Japanese Animation/comics, American Super Hero comics have you outnumbered, outwitted and outclassed. I know that that's probably for the best, but it's kinda discouraging to see that your imaginary pal from childhood can't win against someone else's imaginary pal from childhood.

But really, Road Runner would win. Nobody truly knows the full extent of Hammerspace.
 
C'mon comics...

Time stops for anything moving at the speed of light. Anything moving FASTER than the speed of light goes back in time. It's also theoretically impossible for anything with mass to move at the the speed of light. IF and it's a big IF Flash were to run faster than the speed of light then he would beat himself where he's going before he gets there.

C'mon comics...you just can't say fuck science in the ass...
 
Black Rambo said:
C'mon comics...

Time stops for anything moving at the speed of light. Anything moving FASTER than the speed of light goes back in time. It's also theoritically impossible for anything with mass to move at the the speed of light. IF and it's a big IF Flash were to run faster than the speed of light then he would be himself where he's going before he gets there.

C'mon comics...you just can't say fuck science in the ass...
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...Speed force.
 
Manmademan said:
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i'm convinced this guy exists for the sole purpose of trolling fans of the Flash.
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That's not a particularly good response to the passage you quoted, since I doubt the Aquarian would be hanging with Flash all day so that he never took off to knock his mother down some stairs.

ReiGun said:
The Flash has outrun death itself.
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I would like to elaborate. Not just death itself, but the death that comes, specifically, for speedsters because regular old death is too god damned slow.

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Black Rambo said:
C'mon comics...

Time stops for anything moving at the speed of light. Anything moving FASTER than the speed of light goes back in time. It's also theoretically impossible for anything with mass to move at the the speed of light. IF and it's a big IF Flash were to run faster than the speed of light then he would beat himself where he's going before he gets there.

C'mon comics...you just can't say fuck science in the ass...
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I showed my sister this thread and she was complaining about the exact same thing since she's getting into physics. Comic science fiction really grinds her gears. I love it.

The Flash said:
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This is amazing. *saves*
 
The Adder said:
That's not a particularly good response to the passage you quoted, since I doubt the Aquarian would be hanging with Flash all day so that he never took off to knock his mother down some stairs.
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On the contrary it's a great response. Aquarians field simply nulls out all of flash's abilities when he's in the vicinity. Aquarian also nulls out and suspends gravity, so trying to walk out of it doesn't work either. You're totally helpless.

Aquarian on the other hand can move freely through the field, walk on air, and is superhumanly strong and dense naturally. So leisurely strolling over and breaking flash's neck, or gently crushing his wind pipe is on the table and there is no way to stop this.

As for time traveling and killing his mom, aquarian is an alien and born off planet in an obscure star system. Time traveling to kill his ancestors doesn't work.
 
Finaika said:
Who's the guy on the left?
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Minato Namikaze, father of Naruto.

Hailed as the fastest known shinobi in history, Minato's trademark attributes were his immense speed and near instantaneous reflexes. His renown was such that the speed of the currently fastest living shinobi often being compared to his own, such as A or Naruto in his Nine-Tails Chakra Mode, with the former admitting that even with his Lightning Release Armour enhancing his already immense speed and reflexes was still outmatched by Minato. He was able to react fast enough to catch an infant Naruto mid-fall to prevent him from being stabbed by Tobi and teleport away before the attached explosive tags went off. He could also respond to Tobi's Kamui technique quickly enough to escape it. Combined with his great proficiency in the Body Flicker Technique, he could easily react and reach in time an ally to save them from enemy attacks. He could likewise well-outstrip Tobirama Senju's, the fastest shinobi of his era, own usage of the technique. In the anime, when Minato went to save Kushina from abduction, he managed to swiftly defeat three Kumogakure shinobi in closed-ranged combat, all of them almost twice his size.
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Manmademan said:
On the contrary it's a great response. Aquarians field simply nulls out all of flash's abilities when he's in the vicinity. Aquarian also nulls out and suspends gravity, so trying to walk out of it doesn't work either. You're totally helpless.

Aquarian on the other hand can move freely through the field, walk on air, and is superhumanly strong and dense naturally. So leisurely strolling over and breaking flash's neck, or gently crushing his wind pipe is on the table and there is no way to stop this.

As for time traveling and killing his mom, aquarian is an alien and born off planet in an obscure star system. Time traveling to kill his ancestors doesn't work.
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Is my main point here. Hence "hanging with Flash all day." I was saying that that paragraph of that guy's over the top ridiculous Flash (behavior wise) was not a good one to respond with the Aquarian.

Also, how do you even break someone's neck when they are unable to move and unaffected by gravity? You can't get any torque!
 
The Adder said:
Is my main point here. Hence "hanging with Flash all day." I was saying that that paragraph of that guy's over the top ridiculous Flash (behavior wise) was not a good one to respond with the Aquarian.

How do you even break someone's neck when they are unable to move and unaffected by gravity? You can't get any torque!
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When you can lift around a ton, you just grab their neck and squeeze.
 
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