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Jacobi said:GTA3 on PS2 was ****ing unplayable.
Yeah, that's why it bombed and got terrible reviews...STFU!
Jacobi said:GTA3 on PS2 was ****ing unplayable.
NeonZ said:Not really. Because it doesn't receive a new sequel almost every year. Yes, the name "Mario" might be overused, but the game franchises aren't. There isn't more than one Mario Kart for a single system, Mario's platformers went through many years without a single new release, each one of the several Mario sport titles only have one version for each system.
Yes, several different games with "Mario" in the title is a way of whoring out a franchise, but it's not the same thing done to GTA or Castlevania, which receive new games fairly often, not just games using their trademarks.
Pimpbaa said:The people complaining about controls must be outright incompetent, especially in regards to the driving. The driving in san andreas was superb. Shitty cars handle like shit and sports cars handled superbly.
Pimpbaa said:Yeah, that's why it bombed and got terrible reviews...STFU!
GitarooMan said:Please....I'm sure your gaming experience is so superior, enlighten us.
I´m just replying to his comment man. However, I´ve been playing videogames since my parents bough a TV that had pong incorporated. Then came Atari 2600 and I´ve been playing up until now. So what? I know about videogames, I´ve played lots of videogames, and GTA series is crap. They are ambitious, sure, but five years from now, you won´t be able to swallow a whole minute of that shit, time is such a bastard.
There isn´t anything in that series that works fine. You´ve got a bazillion of different things to do, but not one of them is done right, so what matters the scope is awesome when everything is executed poorly?
Give me this concept with a hardware capable of handling it, and I´ll be there, give me this series on the hardware it´s running now, and I´ll label it as crap.
fresquito said:Just take the Sahara desert, it´s big, too big, and there all types of things to find there, but is fun being under the sun and burning alive? no, it´s not fun at all, but know what? the scope of that place is incredible. Now, what´s important in a game, the scope of what you actually play? What´s important, what you can do, or how fun is doing that? You can shoot, drive, walk around, hit people, interact, swim and a lot more things, but are they done right? Are any of them fun? No, they are not because the game is infested with problems, from technical problems, to control, to design, to hardware limitations, so, no sir, the game is too flawed. Give me this concept with a hardware capable of handling it, and I´ll be there, give me this series on the hardware it´s running now, and I´ll label it as crap.
rod said:reviews=always right
Now, my sarcasm detector is broken...Tain said:Truly an expert.
The car control and damage was perfect to me. Assuming you're playing the PC version, the on-foot combat works. And, hey, believe it or not, a game can be greater than the sum of its parts. Often, even. San Andreas a pretty good game for me.
I cannot fathom how you claim that many of GTA's problems are due to hardware limitations while saying that Shadow of the Colossus was just fine for this generation.
Problem is your standards are set too low.Pimpbaa said:Sorry, the series has been extremely fun, you are wrong. The problem is here that you have extremely poor taste in games.
How is the car control any good? It´s feels like controlling a cardbox full of stones, not a car. It doesn´t feel right at all. The physics are a joke, and cars are too incontrolable for being an arcade. The game even hasn´t a speed metter, and you say it´s perfect. Damage is not bad, but since driving is crap, I don´t really car about the damage (which isn´t very good either).
Oh, I wasn't talking about the melee, but it's such a small part of the game that I can't really care. Replace the game's horrible targetting with mouselook, and the gunfights are pretty enjoyable.The on-foot combat works, just like it worked back in the days of Double Dragon.
fresquito said:Shadow of the Colossus
Tain said:And, hey, believe it or not, a game can be greater than the sum of its parts.
Angelus said:For a number of reasons,which all of you have already named. Plus the game doesn't age very well when you return to it sometime later.
Nozi said:Can you name any 3d game that 'ages well'? I can't
fresquito said:Problem is your standards are set too low.
Himuro said:Why are GTA games so hated at GAF?
MGrant said:That's a pretty broad brush you've got there, Shadow. I've got a huge hardon for western games (Blizzard, Bioware, and Bethesda come to mind, and that's just the ones that start with B), but none of the 3D GTA games do anything special for me. There's an illusion of freedom, when in fact it only boils down to "Kill everyone, or don't." Compare this freedom with Fallout and it's really pathetic.
Same here. I was so excited for SA and preordered it and all. When I got home with it and actually played it I was sorely disappointed. The radio stations sucked, the missions sucked, the whole "state" thing sucked and the story sucked. **** you SACompton's Most Wanted said:GTA 3 and Vice City are two of the most memorable gaming experiences in my 19 years of video gaming. San Andreas was garbage.
**** you Himuro! I listened to the classic rock station! I guess I'm a dirty racist ****.Himuro said:People who hate the music in SA don't like black music. They're obviously racist!
This generation my faves are Ikaruga, Smash Bros and Resident Evil 4. All of them having an astonishing level of polish.Himuro said:What games do you like then?
A speedometter would help too much to know when you´re breaking the law for speeding. And this tells which kind of freedom the game offers. BTW, it´s clear that what it´s perfect for you, isn´t for me. Maybe you never felt like that because you never tried to drive following driving patterns.Tain said:GTA3 felt like a simple arcade racing game with whacky yet consistent physics. That's absolutely what I wanted. A speedometer wouldn't benefit me at all, and I never felt like I was struggling with the cars.
You tell yourself, the melee was mediocre and the gunfights terrible. And problem is that´s the standard for the whole game.Oh, I wasn't talking about the melee, but it's such a small part of the game that I can't really care. Replace the game's horrible targetting with mouselook, and the gunfights are pretty enjoyable.
Oh, yeah, because gamerankings tell us what is good and what´s not. Now, do you know Nintendogs got a 40 from Famitsu? Go and buy it!Pimpbaa said:
This arguments are retarded.The Shadow said:Three things to put it all together.
1. GAF is filled with Japanophiles. Some are pretty open about it, most have some kind of denial about it. In any case, GAF is Japanophilia heaven.
2. GTA is incredibly popular and sells incredibly well. Edit: Also well rated according to the game media.
3. GTA is a western developed title.
I would also add that Rockstar did the whole "sandbox gameplay" far better than Miyamoto ever dreamed of doing which also adds to the hate.
fresquito said:Oh, yeah, because gamerankings tell us what is good and what´s not. Now, do you know Nintendogs got a 40 from Famitsu? Go and buy it!
Oh, yeah, because gamerankings tell us what is good and what´s not. Now, do you know Nintendogs got a 40 from Famitsu? Go and buy it!
Himuro said:The 90's rock station was pretty lack luster. But the FUNK station. R/B STATION. JAZZ STATION. K-JAHHHHH WEST MOTHER ****ERS.
Hahaha, how old are you? 16? You don´t accept someone else´s opinion so you go and insult him? great. Talking about jaded people...Pimpbaa said:It's a much better indicator of a games quality than some jaded gamer's worthless opinion on a forum. The series has been amazing, your opinion sucks, and STFU.
I´m Spanish, follow your logic and tell me what gamerankings should represent to me. Anyway, you can twist things as much as you like, but in the end the truth is the same: II have my opinion and don´t give a **** about what a bunch of journos say, I won´t change it because gamerankings.Mooreberg said:What did GTA get in Famitsu? Wait, don't tell us, we don't care... we don't live in Japan.
Good, now tell me what´s wrong with the games I named.Himuro said:Yep. Definite nwiitard.
fresquito said:Hahaha, how old are you? 16? You don´t accept someone else´s opinion so you go and insult him? great. Talking about jaded people...
The problem is that my main language is not English and I might not know how to express myself better and you are taking things as facts...Pimpbaa said:The problem is you are trying to present your opinion as fact. And the more you argue trying to say that the series is crap despite the critical acclaim the series has had, the more stupid you look.
I never praised GTA for the freedom, actually, so that's out the window. In fact, I'm not even trying to claim that GTA has more freedom of play than most. It's pretty clear, from the control and game design, that you are playing the role of a criminal. So, I didn't try to drive like a law-abiding citizen. I don't purchase my cars and make smalltalk with people on the street, so it's only logical that I don't try to follow traffic laws. And thus, I don't need a speedometer. Even looking at the context of the game, the police aren't alarmed by speeding, so it's even less of an issue. And given what I do in the game, I'm glad that my star ranking doesn't increase for speeding.A speedometter would help too much to know when you´re breaking the law for speeding. And this tells which kind of freedom the game offers. BTW, it´s clear that what it´s perfect for you, isn´t for me. Maybe you never felt like that because you never tried to drive following driving patterns.
You tell yourself, the melee was mediocre and the gunfights terrible. And problem is that´s the standard for the whole game.
fresquito said:Hahaha, how old are you? 16? You don´t accept someone else´s opinion so you go and insult him? great. Talking about jaded people...
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Tain said:I see what you're getting at, in that you'd rather play a focused, narrow game than something like GTA. On one hand, it makes sense, but even something like RE4 can be seen as garbage when you break it down like you do GTA. RE4 has extremely basic gunfights, extremely basic melee, dull QTEs, and horribly simple puzzles. But, hey, I loved it when it all came together.
But this is not a topic about what one should follow, but someone asking why we don´t like GTA. See the difference? I´m not telling you what you should do, but telling why I don´t like the series.mckmas8808 said:I'm willing to follow 40+ publication's ratings averaged together on gamerankings than just you (an everyday forum poster).
fresquito said:This arguments are retarded.
fresquito said:Hahaha, how old are you? 16? You don´t accept someone else´s opinion so you go and insult him? great. Talking about jaded people...
I didn´t say you´re stupid or retarded. It´s quite different. The argument you told is retarded, and even the most clever person can say retarded things from time to time. But I guess you´re willing to feel hatred with those that don´t agree with you, and that´s fine with meThe Shadow said:Hypocrite.
only 1 of those games is exclusive to a Nintendo platform and it wasn't even developed by EAD ):Himuro said:Yep. Definite nwiitard.