i always do. i hate having that ever so small pee circle on my boxers when i put it back in place.
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i always do. i hate having that ever so small pee circle on my boxers when i put it back in place.
Always. But i'm uncircumsized. I think if you are circumsized it's not really much of a problem. And no I'm not gonna expose my dickhead to pee. It feels way less comfortable to pee that way.
Ok, that makes sense, but that sounds like it would be too easy to fall off the toilet, which could lead to a bad situation.
I googled to find safe instructions on how to do this but only found this.
No one ever told me how to poop, so I've been doing it all wrong. I'm meant to dry my underwear? Wash my hands!?
Right now. Go sit on your toilet, shift slightly forward, life one side and do it. It'll be a revelation for you.
...Why would you need to wipe after peeing...?
Ignis Fatuus
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I thought he meant wiping his ass after peeing. Is that not what he meant?
Broder Salsa
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It was. But I was joking.
maybe
You pee without your foreskin being pulled back? You're the reason us uncircumcised gets a bad rep.
im uncircumsized as well, but sometimes pulling the foreskin back is better because the piss stream is perfect and goes exactly where you aim it. if youve got the skin all bunched up around the head and in the way who the fuck knows where your piss will land.
I read this as though you piss sitting down and wipe your ass when you piss. Like a safety wipe incase you've sharted and didn't realize it. Do you suffer from swamp ass or something?
+1 for being circumcised.
what? that's not how I read it. although I could see how someone could interpret what he said as the other way around. god help him if he means the other way.
Spiffy_1st
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I'll try it later to get the fully experience, but what's the point anyway? This thread was originally about having to sit down for too long and how that's a bad thing...
Wouldn't your penis sort of dip into the line of feces coming out, especially at that angle?
*shudders*
LiquidMetal14
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I guess we were due another one of these types of threads.
Broder Salsa
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I wasn't that large when I was a kid...
Broder Salsa
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Any way to work wii u, feminism and religion into it too?
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Broder Salsa
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It's the only place married men can be free from nagging women
http://www.indianexpress.com/news/half-of-men-hide-in-bathroom-to-escape-nagging-partners/892709/
I blame PS Vita
Nobody is forcing a shit for an hour. You shit, then relax in the peace and quiet of just you on the shitter and whatever might occupy your time. Its not a bad place to have a wank either.
Well PS Vita has so few sales it would be an anomaly.
You're probably joking, but it wont really help much because your dick is gonna taste like pee anyway if that's what you're afraid of. Wiping the head with a bit of paper isn't gonna do much for that. You'd need to actually wash the head with water which I do a couple of times per day, as should anyone foreskin or not.
The argument of the stream being unobstructed so it doesn't go everywhere does make sense though, but I have to say I don't have much issues with pee getting everywhere. I don't have a ton of foreskin though like some do.
Edit: speaking of weird toilet behavior, one of my friends actually have to get naked to take a shit. I have no idea why and I don't know anyone else who does that, but he says he can't take a dump with his clothes on.
Sometimes I like to "plug" the peehole with my foreskin by pinching it and watch my head swell up like a balloon. I can only hold it for a few seconds before I need to release.
Count Dookkake
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You could say PSV sales are in the shitter.
wtf. I thought I was in the confession thread for a moment.
Dead Prince
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except people have to eat it up before it makes its way there.
Haha oh man I have to try that sometime. xD
:lol
Alligatorjandro
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when youre on the toilet move your legs like your riding a bike.
I'll try this next time
cr_blah_blah
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I'm not buying what you're pedaling.
You shouldn't because alligators can't ride bikes. I think it's all an elaborate setup.
I got your pun
Definitely not a good thing if they do it even if you're quick, and especially not if it's gotten worse. Tons of things that can be wrong with your lower back that can constrict circulation. You may have stiff hips, lumbar instability or immobility, or anything else from a fine selection of stuff that can cause this. The spine and thighs are complex.
Do you work out? Do you have to sit or stand a lot in your profession? Are you not compensating?
Chuck Norris
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Standing > sitting. This is not even arguable.
I'm not talking about full standing and letting the cheeks press together, you gotta just lift slightly over the bowl, have your legs and ass cheeks spread wide and then wipe with a neatly folded piece of paper. This allows you to really get in there and get the bits that you miss when your cramped and reaching in under your ass sitting down
Sitting wipers are stinky wipers. Stinky ass grubs
I'm not talking about full standing and letting the cheeks press together, you gotta just lift slightly over the bowl, have your legs and ass cheeks spread wide and then wipe with a neatly folded piece of paper. This allows you to really get in there and get the bits that you miss when your cramped and reaching in under your ass sitting down
Sitting wipers are stinky wipers. Stinky ass grubs
CrocMother
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Wipe while sitting for the bulk, stand for the remainder.
Per usual, the correct answer is compromise.
Per usual, the correct answer is compromise.
I looked at that for way too long before I realized that the order was mixed up so that kids could put it together.Ok, that makes sense, but that sounds like it would be too easy to fall off the toilet, which could lead to a bad situation.
I googled to find safe instructions on how to do this but only found this.
No one ever told me how to poop, so I've been doing it all wrong. I'm meant to dry my underwear? Wash my hands!?
SystemShock2
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Your legs grew past the point where you could comfortably sit. They are now propped up at a slightly higher angle and therefor hindering your circulation. The trick to get rid of this problem is to sit without bending your knees so that your legs are outstretched. The downside is that you have to now hold up magazines/newspapers/whatever because you can no longer use our thighs to prop up your elbows. The upside is that your abs will grow stronger from holding your time wasting material in front of you.
KingOfReading
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This thread has been way more informative than I thought it was going to be. Thanks?
Unhandled Exception
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Well it's 4:40 am and I'm reading this thread. Time to pack it in. Maybe for life.
Fatal Futanari
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The stuff I read at 4am lol
sort of OT but dont you hate it when you take a piss in the middle of the night and its one of those pisses where the stream splits into two directions? xD
sort of OT but dont you hate it when you take a piss in the middle of the night and its one of those pisses where the stream splits into two directions? xD
DeaconKnowledge
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You're a virgin.
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