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[M.D]

How do people clean their asses so quickly? It takes me more time to clean my ass than the shitting itself

BTW, I get the same thing as the OP. started happening in the last year or so. It happened just yesterday!

 

[Log4Girlz]

It never takes me more than a minute to shit, ever. 10-15? Goddamn.

 

[ZeroCypher]

Doesn't take long to shit but sitting on the toilet is a great way to escape from everything else (except the odor in public bathrooms which is why I only relax at home)