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[Dazzler]

one of my best friends is called:

Maighread

have at that one Gaf

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Steve -

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John

Okay, I pissed myself laughing at this one! Bravo, my amphibian friend.

one of my best friends is called:

Maighread

have at that one Gaf

Male or female? Madeline? Malcolm? Sam?

 

[weepy]

Aoife - Alfie
Caoimhe - Kay-oh-me
Orlaith - O-lah
Padraig - Pa-drick
Eoghan - E-gan
Sorcha - So-cha
Niamh - Neem
Saoirse - Sar-say
Feidhelm - Fee-him
Tadhg - Tag

I probably did horrible, but it's the only way I can get them to sound good phonically in my head.

 

[Jailer of Hope]

Cait Sith-

 

[Bleepey]

Are they the Knights of the Round Table?

More like Mystic Knights of Tir na Nog.

 

[Moral Panic]

Niamh - Neev

pretty sure it's Nee-ev

 

[Aeana]

one of my best friends is called:

Maighread

have at that one Gaf

Mah-raid (like parade with an m).

 

[Jokey665]

I knew Padraig and Saoirse because of family members. Most of the others I came pretty close because I'm not entirely unfamiliar with Irish/Gaelic. I've spent a reasonable amount of time in Ireland.

 

[Bleepey]

Eithne

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Enya

Shit makes not a lick of sense to me. I was confused as a chil why Sean was spelt Sean.

 

[Certinty]

Not so sure about Niamh, my partner is named that and although everyone I know pronounces it Neev, her Irish father pronounces it differently, almost like it's two syllables instead of the one.

 

[rude]

I got Tadgh kinda right but other than tha...

 

[Blood Red Sky]

one of my best friends is called:

Maighread

have at that one Gaf

I have a friend called Mairéad, so I'd guess they're the same (Mer-aid).

 

[Dazzler]

I have a friend called Mairéad, so I'd guess they're the same (Mer-aid).

yep, exactly the same

 

[Blood Red Sky]

Eithne

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Enya

Shit makes not a lick of sense to me. I was confused as a chil why Sean was spelt Sean.

There was a girl called Siân in my class at primary school. It's pronounced Sharn, which confused the hell out of me. Welsh rather than Irish though.

 

[ptolemy]

Éadaoin is a pretty rare one.

 

[lorebringer]

Not so sure about Niamh, my partner is named that and although everyone I know pronounces it Neev, her Irish father pronounces it differently, almost like it's two syllables instead of the one.

My mother is named Niamh and your partner's father is correct.

 

[Booser]

My mother is named Niamh and your partner's father is correct.

I dated a Niamh for four years and her family and friends would all pronounce it slightly differently. Its an accent thing more then anything else. She got plenty of " nee-uph"s. I called her Neev. Among other things.

 

[Pyramid head]

I had a lodger named Siobhan once. One day a package arrived addressed to her and I was like, 'Cyo-barn? wrong house sorry.' and sent it away. I'd never seen the name written down before and would never in a million years have guessed that is how you spelled 'Shevaughn'.

 

[Liamario]

Fíachra
Oisín
Caoímhe
Shulagh
Íosaf
Ruaidhrí
Dáithígh

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Fia-cra
Ush een
Qwee vah
Shoe lah
Yus ef
Ruor ree
Dah hee

 

[NeoGiff]

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Westlife?

His is spelled "Kian", but yeah, same name. Mine is the Irish version, though.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

From the title, I thought this was going to be the old joke/trick about the man named MacHines.

 

[danthefan]

Caoifhlinn is another good one.

 

[glow]

I got 5 right. Siobhan and Padraig aren't that obscure in America as birth names.

 

[Dusk Soldier]

Alf
Carlie
Odin
Patrick
Ethan
Sarah
Nile
Sally
Fredrick
Tom

.5/10

 

[SwiftDeath]

Padraig

Pa - DRAGON

 

[SoundLad]

Try this:

Aisling -

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Ash-ling

 

[sadceph2001]

Every Irish person I've met I called Patrick to save face.

 

[rjc571]

Caoimhe -

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Kee-va

wat

 

[Deleted member 231381]

The only reason this is difficult is because the way Irish is transcribed is as awkward as fuck. If you wrote a 'v' instead of a 'bh', and so on, nobody would have these problems. The names themselves aren't inherently hard to pronounce.

 

[SteveWinwood]

arh you fackin prick

every one of em

 

[Sephiroth503]

How about some place names?

Dun Laoghaire
An Gaeltacht

Also another name:-

Naoise

At least that's how I've seen one person spell it. Lol

 

[SmokyDave]

Caoimhe -

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Kee-va

Huh, I always thought this one was

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Quee-va

. That said, I've only met one Caoimhe in my life so perhaps she was stitching me up. I prefer your version.

 

[NateDog]

Huh, I always thought this one was

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Quee-va

. That said, I've only met one Caoimhe in my life so perhaps she was stitching me up. I prefer your version.

People seem to use both pronunciations, I've known and heard of a few people that use differing ones.

 

[danthefan]

Huh, I always thought this one was

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Quee-va

. That said, I've only met one Caoimhe in my life so perhaps she was stitching me up. I prefer your version.

The version in your post here is correct.

 

[Sephiroth503]

Huh, I always thought this one was

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Quee-va

. That said, I've only met one Caoimhe in my life so perhaps she was stitching me up. I prefer your version.

You're not wrong Dave!

 

[Neoriceisgood]

Halfway through I got 2 right by simply erasing all vowels and replacing them with random new ones.

 

[Night_Knight]

.

 

[soepje]

I started out pretty good!

.. But then i checked the answers, i got nothing. Wouldn't it make more sense to just use the letters that correspond to the sound when it comes to writing down names ?

 

[Altazor]

I love irish names, even though I can't pronounce them. The only one I got right was Saoirse and that was because of Seahorse Ronin. I also almost got Aoife (pronounced it "I-fa" instead of "Ee-fa")

 

[neorej]

I got none of them LOL

Reminds of this Irish Pub in The Hague; we came in at St Patrick's Day, and the bartender went full Irish at us for like 20 minutes, we didn't understand what he was saying. He ended his story looks at us all expecting and stuff, and we were just "sorry, mate, we're natives, we have no idea what the hell you were on about." he starts laughing, pulls a few stouts, hands them over to us, holds one up and says "well, bless ya hearts, but yer Irish t'day!" and we all drank. Turns out, we were the only Dutch in the place that night

 

[thesoapster]

These languages are troll languages

lol, I concur

 

[Deaf Spacker]

I have a very slight speech impediment and even just reading those names confuses the fuck outta me.

 

[Sebastiano]

Aoife - Ahwaf
Caoimhe - Caoymeu
Orlaith - Orlate
Padraig - Padreg
Eoghan - Iogan
Sorcha - Sorcha
Niamh - Niam
Saoirse - Saoyrse
Feidhelm - Faidelm
Tadhg - Tadg

I'm french.

 

[battousai11]

None of my language education has prepared me for how these names are pronounced.

 

[Higgins113]

I got none of them LOL

Reminds of this Irish Pub in The Hague; we came in at St Patrick's Day, and the bartender went full Irish at us for like 20 minutes, we didn't understand what he was saying. He ended his story looks at us all expecting and stuff, and we were just "sorry, mate, we're natives, we have no idea what the hell you were on about." he starts laughing, pulls a few stouts, hands them over to us, holds one up and says "well, bless ya hearts, but yer Irish t'day!" and we all drank. Turns out, we were the only Dutch in the place that night

99% of Irish people would have the exact same experience

 

[Nephtis]

I got none right.

I thought Niamh was spelled similarly to Liam, but I was proven completely wrong. My ex girlfriend's wow character was name Niamh, so I always went with "Neeahm".

 

[danthefan]

I got none right.

I thought Niamh was spelled similarly to Liam, but I was proven completely wrong. My ex girlfriend's wow character was name Niamh, so I always went with "Neeahm".

'mh' (and sometimes, but not always 'bh') in Irish are pronounced as 'v'.

Bhí is pronounced 'vee', is the word for 'was'
Bhfuil is pronounced 'will', is the present tense 'to be'

It's all very confusing. I can't speak the language at all (I wish I could) but I know all these constructs at least.

 

[FloatOn]

Score-ses-ee Rom-u-lan

 

[KPJZKC]

Huh, I always thought this one was

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Quee-va

. That said, I've only met one Caoimhe in my life so perhaps she was stitching me up. I prefer your version.

Quee/Qweva is actually another possible pronunciation.

 

[Daffy Duck]

I don't know why but I get flashbacks of Broken Sword here, all I see in my mind is Georgie.

I managed to get most right to be fair.