Hayabusabruh
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I know a lot of you are funny. Take a known game franchise, and sjw tf out of it. What changes are taking place to what games? Let's hear em.
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Woke an existing game.
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alabtrosMyster
Member
Sonic is already a furry!
All games are woke now.
The next iteration of Age of Empire will generate pronouns for all individual troops in real time (in case they change in the middle of a fight), you will also have to supply hormones and blockers for all your soldiers or the moral of your troops will go down. Also, when a European leader comes in contact with a non European leader they will listen and do as they are told, the army will stand down and they will offer preemptive reparations.
All games are woke now.
The next iteration of Age of Empire will generate pronouns for all individual troops in real time (in case they change in the middle of a fight), you will also have to supply hormones and blockers for all your soldiers or the moral of your troops will go down. Also, when a European leader comes in contact with a non European leader they will listen and do as they are told, the army will stand down and they will offer preemptive reparations.
ZeroZeroQuatre
Member
Sid Meier's Civilization
If you pick a leader that isn't diverse, you won't be able to create offensive units nor fortify or defend your cities. Explorer units will seek out barbarians and invite them into your place, which will automatically Game Over the campaign but you'll still be forced to sit through the next 50 hours to be educated.
If you pick a leader that isn't diverse, you won't be able to create offensive units nor fortify or defend your cities. Explorer units will seek out barbarians and invite them into your place, which will automatically Game Over the campaign but you'll still be forced to sit through the next 50 hours to be educated.
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j0hnnix
Gold Member
God of Wokeness
Kratos opens a Twitter account. Follow Kratos as he fights along side his white Knight compatriots increasing his followers and his chances of finally being a doormat for a thot. Side quest - Atreus explains to Kratos how he no longer indetifies as a BOI - be apart of his struggle.
DLC Zeus #metoo movement into Olympus.
Kratos opens a Twitter account. Follow Kratos as he fights along side his white Knight compatriots increasing his followers and his chances of finally being a doormat for a thot. Side quest - Atreus explains to Kratos how he no longer indetifies as a BOI - be apart of his struggle.
DLC Zeus #metoo movement into Olympus.
The_Observer
Member
edit: it was lame, will try to come up with stg better
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captainraincoat
Banned
Katamari Damacy
Instead of a giant sticky ball you are a Preferred pronoun sjw who has managed to roll out of bed and past the fridge and your 10 cats
you spend the game rolling over and eating straight white males/trump supporters and eventually you get so big you can demolish entire cities
Instead of a giant sticky ball you are a Preferred pronoun sjw who has managed to roll out of bed and past the fridge and your 10 cats
you spend the game rolling over and eating straight white males/trump supporters and eventually you get so big you can demolish entire cities
Gormless Noodle
Member
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awokening
Link has become an obese trans woman of colour with purple hair. She must now fight fascism with the Mistress Sword and destroy Ganon who is now a white male like Trump and also has his hair. The 7 White Males who aid Trumpganon have sealed 7 LGBT+ women of colour in dungeons that represent their hardships and make you aware of your white male privilege.
You also get a bigger wallet if you release all 74 Skullmexican kids who are trapped in cages at Hyrule's border.
Link has become an obese trans woman of colour with purple hair. She must now fight fascism with the Mistress Sword and destroy Ganon who is now a white male like Trump and also has his hair. The 7 White Males who aid Trumpganon have sealed 7 LGBT+ women of colour in dungeons that represent their hardships and make you aware of your white male privilege.
You also get a bigger wallet if you release all 74 Skullmexican kids who are trapped in cages at Hyrule's border.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
Command and Conquer: Red Allie
Super Mario Sistas
Queersylvania: Symphony of the Dildo
Mega TransBlackWoman Battle Network
Chud Fighter II Turbo: Virtue Signalling
Resident Nazi 2
Marvel vs. Star Wars
Super Mario Sistas
Queersylvania: Symphony of the Dildo
Mega TransBlackWoman Battle Network
Chud Fighter II Turbo: Virtue Signalling
Resident Nazi 2
Marvel vs. Star Wars
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LostDonkey
Member
Alan Woke
#Phonepunk#
Banned
Final Fight but you are antifa and roam around fighting the alt right on the streets of Portland, Oregon. you only have one move, punch. instead of the mayor's daughter getting kidnapped, it is the entire cast of SNL.
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MasterDerico
Member
Streets of rage 4 will be a visual novel because you can't beat bad people, they are victims of the society.
Xdrive05
Member
Alan Woke: America is a Nightmare
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Airola
Member
What that would be about?
Pointing the flashlight to the dark figures and lecturing how their appearance is a form of blackface?
Lunatic_Gamer
Member
Super Incest Brothers!
Play as Martha (formerly known as Mario) a former plumber now the owner of a prestigious nail saloon, who also happens to be a transgender midget on a wheelchair. Join Martha on her quest to overcome common stereotypes and achieve her final goal; mate with her own brother Luigi, a ruthless bisexual pimp.
Play as Martha (formerly known as Mario) a former plumber now the owner of a prestigious nail saloon, who also happens to be a transgender midget on a wheelchair. Join Martha on her quest to overcome common stereotypes and achieve her final goal; mate with her own brother Luigi, a ruthless bisexual pimp.
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Shodan09
Unconfirmed Member
Duke Nukem but it's Amy Schumer.
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Super Mario Binaries.
Call of Duty: Black Women Ops.
Leisure Suit Respecter.
Bernie Sander's Socialism Simulator.
Pac-Trans.
Call of Duty: Black Women Ops.
Leisure Suit Respecter.
Bernie Sander's Socialism Simulator.
Pac-Trans.
Orta
Banned
Metal Gear Flacid
Join David on a journey of self discovery as he travels through the isolated Alaskan wilderness with only his recycled cardboard box for company to ultimately face a heart wrenching decision for some unknown reason, spend his life in a loveless, impotent relationship with Meryl Silverburgh to appease societal norm or give in to his forbidden desires and settle down with the dashing Dr Hal who can provide David with a solution to his impotence, a ready and willing anus.
*I don't know what the fuck I'm blabbering on about.
Join David on a journey of self discovery as he travels through the isolated Alaskan wilderness with only his recycled cardboard box for company to ultimately face a heart wrenching decision for some unknown reason, spend his life in a loveless, impotent relationship with Meryl Silverburgh to appease societal norm or give in to his forbidden desires and settle down with the dashing Dr Hal who can provide David with a solution to his impotence, a ready and willing anus.
*I don't know what the fuck I'm blabbering on about.
Fret Runner
Member
Flannel shirt Larry.
A point an click adventure where you white knight E-girls on the internet in a never ending quest for a crumb of the pussy.
Includes all new ZANY XD SO RANDOM mini games, such as:
Organizing your Funko pop collection! ::;DDDD
Crying over and clapping to anything Disney/Star Wars related! XD
Modding your queens twitch chat room and banishing those misogynistic alt-righters with your mighty ban hammer! D:
Defending their honour when they do a whoopsie and denie the holocaust by mistake on twitter. T_T
Dream big and maybe you'll reach the top and be blessed with a foot pic from your Queen. ^_^
The big Metal Gear Solid 2 style plot twist?
A point an click adventure where you white knight E-girls on the internet in a never ending quest for a crumb of the pussy.
Includes all new ZANY XD SO RANDOM mini games, such as:
Organizing your Funko pop collection! ::;DDDD
Crying over and clapping to anything Disney/Star Wars related! XD
Modding your queens twitch chat room and banishing those misogynistic alt-righters with your mighty ban hammer! D:
Defending their honour when they do a whoopsie and denie the holocaust by mistake on twitter. T_T
Dream big and maybe you'll reach the top and be blessed with a foot pic from your Queen. ^_^
The big Metal Gear Solid 2 style plot twist?
You were never playing a game to begin with.
You ARE Larry
You ARE Larry
-Troid-
Banned
Halo: Master Chief is an insensitive name, since it appropriates a word from Native Americans. So now Spartan 117 is Joan aka Ma'am General, because having a male protagonist in Scifi is so 1977 and there hasn't been a scifi game with a female protagonist before probably.
Metroid: Samus is already a strong, independant female character with her own agency and accomplishments, but that's not enough. Now she's Samantha, a trans woman who's parents were killed by Space pirates that attacked her home planet because it was home to hormone blocker facilities.
She hunts Metroids now because they have a chemical that makes cis people sterile and the federation needs that in order to save the galaxy by stopping white males from reproducing.
Bayonetta: Control+Alt+Delete
Metroid: Samus is already a strong, independant female character with her own agency and accomplishments, but that's not enough. Now she's Samantha, a trans woman who's parents were killed by Space pirates that attacked her home planet because it was home to hormone blocker facilities.
She hunts Metroids now because they have a chemical that makes cis people sterile and the federation needs that in order to save the galaxy by stopping white males from reproducing.
Bayonetta: Control+Alt+Delete
ZeroZeroQuatre
Member
Theme Park : Planned Parenthood Edition
Build and manage your very own abortion center, pick from a selection of 50 rides (Haunted House With Jump Scares, Tower Drop, The Slippery Stairs, Tumblecoaster, The Claw Machine, etc...), and either resell the parts on the black market or export them to The Sims Cosmetic Center*.
*DLC sold separately
Build and manage your very own abortion center, pick from a selection of 50 rides (Haunted House With Jump Scares, Tower Drop, The Slippery Stairs, Tumblecoaster, The Claw Machine, etc...), and either resell the parts on the black market or export them to The Sims Cosmetic Center*.
*DLC sold separately
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Never fear. Monte Cook's tabletop (crpg if you include Numenera: Tides of Torment) games has you covered!
(yes this is a real pdf book)
(yes this is a real pdf book)
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Reon
Member
This is the funniest shit I've read all week
ZeroZeroQuatre
Member
Dr. Wario : Bugchaser
You start with an empty screen which fills with viruses that won't disappear - ever. Once the screen is full you'll have to order a new copy from Nintendo.
There are no rules and it requires no skill, which also makes it very reviewer-friendly.
You start with an empty screen which fills with viruses that won't disappear - ever. Once the screen is full you'll have to order a new copy from Nintendo.
There are no rules and it requires no skill, which also makes it very reviewer-friendly.
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Hayabusabruh
Member
GOW4 patch
Fixed sensitive issue where Kratos would refer to companion as "boy" Boy has been changed to "Neutral". We apologize to Any one affected by this word.
Fixed sensitive issue where Kratos would refer to companion as "boy" Boy has been changed to "Neutral". We apologize to Any one affected by this word.
policestationx
Banned
I think Sony games are pretty much covered in that aspect by their own developers so let's do the Nintendo games instead.
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
Rock And Roll
Member
Doom Eternal ending:
Doom guy has just defeated the demonic invasion and has saved Earth. He turns around, surveys the carnage and removes his helmet, showing dark, flowing hair. The camera pans around and it is revealed doom guy is a black woman, and has been this entire time.
"rip and tear, until it is done" she reaffirms, then reaches into the bottom of her suit and rips out a bloody tampon. She throws it on the ground and walks away while the camera goes in for an extreme close up of the blood soaked tampon. "the end" appears in text over the tampon and we fade to black.
Please hire me Disney I can write scripts
Doom guy has just defeated the demonic invasion and has saved Earth. He turns around, surveys the carnage and removes his helmet, showing dark, flowing hair. The camera pans around and it is revealed doom guy is a black woman, and has been this entire time.
"rip and tear, until it is done" she reaffirms, then reaches into the bottom of her suit and rips out a bloody tampon. She throws it on the ground and walks away while the camera goes in for an extreme close up of the blood soaked tampon. "the end" appears in text over the tampon and we fade to black.
Please hire me Disney I can write scripts
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Virex
Banned
Legend Of Zelda - Woke Waker
Sail the seas with a gender fluid, non-binary, transitioning Link going from island to island, continent to continent and telling every monster and person Link's pronouns and fighting against the imperialists, capitalist monarchy and bringing down the right wing white female Princess Zelda until full communism is implemented
Sail the seas with a gender fluid, non-binary, transitioning Link going from island to island, continent to continent and telling every monster and person Link's pronouns and fighting against the imperialists, capitalist monarchy and bringing down the right wing white female Princess Zelda until full communism is implemented
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Donna Thong - Tropical Breeze
Join the wild and outrageous adventures of Donna Thong and her fabulous friends Rusty Baps, Sum Ting Wong & Krystal Waters as they abandon their lives, wives, kids and birth genders to embark on a perilous journey of self promotion and narcism. Guided by their mentor Mamma Ru who turns these once burly men into the goddesses that they truly are. But all is not well in the tropics with our gang of once hairy men, when a wealthy avocado farmer with a bulge to die for enters their midsts...
Join the wild and outrageous adventures of Donna Thong and her fabulous friends Rusty Baps, Sum Ting Wong & Krystal Waters as they abandon their lives, wives, kids and birth genders to embark on a perilous journey of self promotion and narcism. Guided by their mentor Mamma Ru who turns these once burly men into the goddesses that they truly are. But all is not well in the tropics with our gang of once hairy men, when a wealthy avocado farmer with a bulge to die for enters their midsts...
Hayabusabruh
Member
Being that I don't know wtf that is, I'm probably not. LolHayabusabruh Aren't you a KTT2 member?
TheGreatYosh
Banned
You should put this on kickstarter and grift off dummies. Make bike locks and milkshakes usable items. Also have them eat bugs, and soylant to recover health. You can have them working for that mayor. Journos would definitely promote the hell out of this.
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Hayabusabruh
Member
Spider "man"! That's so toxic!
. Insomniac be like...ok.. Just...Spider
Spider PS4.
. Insomniac be like...ok.. Just...Spider Spider PS4.
TheGreatYosh
Banned
It's still problematic, cause the demons invading are not enriching the culture, and contributing to the GDP.
PleaseWaitStation4
Banned
Star Wars Battlfr… oh fuck!