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[Zee-Row]

LOL California! That would never happen in Florida!

 

[Proelite]

What if a mother had an invitro fertilization and gave birth to a son with Cesarean section.

Meaning that it's possible for the son to pop his mother's cherry.

Mind blown. Need a douijin stat.

 

[Htown]

Should I be surprised that there was an Incest Defense Force in here?

 

[OddSpoon]

My thoughts exactly.

She reminds me of the crack head hooker Jessie gets with in Season 2 of Breaking Bad.

 

[RELAYER]

Should I be surprised that there was an Incest Defense Force in here?

No.
In fact it's almost boring in its predictability. Like clockwork.

 

[mre]

What if a mother had an invitro fertilization and gave birth to a son with Cesarean section.

Meaning that it's possible for the son to pop his mother's cherry.

Mind blown. Need a douijin stat.

I'm thinking that you lack a fundamental understanding of this process and/or female anatomy.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why would a mother want to have sex with her son?

 

[EnderWiggles]

No wonder his mom gave him a... chubby

But she's seriously gross. Extreme Myspace angles in those pics.

 

[Majine]

She had him when she was 16, and she had him when he was 16.

Nice.

 

[Raistlin]

It's okay guys, it was just a case of "genetic attraction" (and not seeing your kid for 15 years I guess >_>)

And she gets four years in jail

http://in.news.yahoo.com/sentenced-us-mom-calls-having-sex-son-genetic-082539176.html

http://i.imgur.com/niVeR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LeVO7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tSDVc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XUUmv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/frsYj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bD4q4.jpg

Wait ... she's 32 or less in those?

WTF? Damn she's pretty beat up. STAY OUT OF THE SUN KIDS.

 

[Dennis]

What if a mother had an invitro fertilization and gave birth to a son with Cesarean section.

Meaning that it's possible for the son to pop his mother's cherry.

Mind blown. Need a douijin stat.

Female anatomy, how does it work?

 

[triplestation]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Demon Ice]

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

In case you want to get to the main bits without reading all the question/answers, it basically boiled down to:

1. Was a positive experience for him and his mother, the father knew and would get jealous occasionally but was okay with it. Sister never knew and he said she wouldn't be okay with it so he never told her.
2. They did pretty much everything.
3. Started when he was injured at some point and physically couldn't masturbate, had blue balls and wanted relief, mother offered and it went on from there.
4. He said he was physically attracted to her before it started. I believe the research being done was in regards to attraction between close relatives or something like that.

Came in here to post this, and I hope that's not why you got banned.


That's one of the funniest threads I've ever seen on Reddit.

 

[Proelite]

Female anatomy, how does it work?

Which of the process would destroy the hymen?

 

[Dennis]

Which of the process would destroy the hymen?

Inserting the fertilized egg.

Edit: Actually, the initial retrieval of the unfertilized egg through the vagina would be it.

 

[mollipen]

What if a mother had an invitro fertilization and gave birth to a son with Cesarean section.

Meaning that it's possible for the son to pop his mother's cherry.

Mind blown. Need a douijin stat.

"You never came out of my vagina, but at least you can come in it!"

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

She looks pretty bad for her age, it ruined the story for me.

 

[mre]

Which of the process would destroy the hymen?

Jesus Christ.

 

[Zekes!]

"Yeah but, there we were, face-to-face with a real mother fucker!"

"Huh?!"

"Clement, more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not once! Did you call him a motherfucker, when indeed he was--most probably-- a real mother fucker"

 

[Cronox]

The son seems hardly a "victim". I don't approve, but don't see why a prison sentence was necessary. Seems a bit petty to me.

 

[RadioactiveLobster]

I read the thread title expecting a story from The Onion...


Sadly the real world seems more fucked up than the fake one.

 

[mysticwhip]

nice

 

[MThanded]

It's okay guys, it was just a case of "genetic attraction" (and not seeing your kid for 15 years I guess >_>)

And she gets four years in jail

http://in.news.yahoo.com/sentenced-us-mom-calls-having-sex-son-genetic-082539176.html

http://i.imgur.com/niVeR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LeVO7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tSDVc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XUUmv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bD4q4.jpg

 

[balddemon]

my face looked shocked then i started smiling then i started cracking up a la jordanlaughing.gif

great story

 

[UrokeJoe]

"Yeah but, there we were, face-to-face with a real mother fucker!"

"Huh?!"

"Clement, more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not once! Did you call him a motherfucker, when indeed his was--most probably-- a real mother fucker"

Haha

 

[captainraincoat]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/01/woman-had-sex-with-son_n_1467202.html



Weird...

 

[CrocMother]

He does it all, yes he does
He knows how to please in every detail
He can do more than you'd ever imagine
And do it with style, he does it with me, oh yes he does
I know that you thought that you knew him
Well maybe you did, but you don't
He only reveals what he wants you to see
And then shows it all, and when he does, he satisfies me
If you only knew
Just what he could do
You'd want him too, if you only knew...

Taboo 2 lol. I listened to Loveline for years.

for those curious, taboo, a vintage incest porno

 

[xbhaskarx]

He came out of it I guess he thought he should cum into it.

lol

 

[Maximus.]

LOL nice one

IN....deed....

 

[KillGore]

I've never understood why incest and polygamy is punishable by law. If both parties are old enough then why would other people really care what these people are doing in their own bedrooms? Would I have incest with my mother? hell no but I don't care if other people do. Personally I think she should be punished since I still think the kid was too young but if he were 18 or 21 then I wouldn't really care about it. It's not like incest or polygamy is anything new. Why does it bother people so much?

She had him when she was 16, and she had him when he was 16.

Ha, post of the year

Edit: Eww, she's ugly as hell and what the fuck is up with those Myspace pic angles?

 

[Neuromancer]

"Yeah but, there we were, face-to-face with a real mother fucker!"

"Huh?!"

"Clement, more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not once! Did you call him a motherfucker, when indeed he was--most probably-- a real mother fucker"

Best ending to a game this generation

 

[akira28]

I've never understood why incest and polygamy is punishable by law. If both parties are old enough then why would other people really care what these people are doing in their own bedrooms?

Remember less than 100 years ago, marriage at age 14 was pretty commonplace. And women weren't the most empowered when it came to how their lives were run and who they married.

 

[ChanHuk]

Motherfucker.

Had they been separated or something? This sounds like one of those 'genetic sexual attraction' stories.

Edit: Ah yes, estranged. Father had sole custody.

I see what you did there.