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[hariseldon]

Quite a few random wankers on youtube but tbh I don't think anyone should be surprised when they're awful. I rather had in mind awful shit that ended up in the charts when I put the thread up, but I guess threads just tend to evolve in their own magical way sometimes.

 

[Flapples]

Literally anything that a large company thinks the youth listens to etc...

also just about anything on soundcloud is pretty horrific

 

[Breakage]

UK grime and drill

 

[Nymphae]

I was driving home on the weekend and flipping through the channels heard some random rap song i don't know what, the lyric I heard was "YEEEEEAH we the best in the world". I can't stand the bravado on these guys, and this shit would not fly in any other genre, it's so childish - insane levels of bragging and "diss" tracks lol. Why does rap get a pass for this shit:

If I gotta slap a pussy-ass nigga, I'ma make it look sexy
If I gotta go hard on a bitch, I'ma make it look sexy
– From “Element.”

Girl, I can buy yo’ ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that pussy good, won’t you sit it on my taste bloods?
– From “Humble.”

Today is the day I follow my intuition
Keep the family close – get money, fuck bitches.
– From “Yah.”

Those are quotes from Pulitzer Prize winning rapper Kendrick Lamar.

 

[Liljagare]

"Revolution 9" - The Beatles. I don't like this Yoko One collaboration crap....which is probably what the rest of the Beatles besides John said.

 

[Liljagare]

Welcome to Hell

I remember when my friend's son was on a "Wheels on the Bus" kick. He liked this version which I always thought was a bit dark.

 

[Dhx]

Oh I forgot one absolute essential.. "Smell Yo Dick". I shit you not.

"Smell yo Dick" is not a bad song by any definition other than crudity. It's a great song - absolutely fucking hilarious and clever as hell.

 

[octiny]

Best song ever.

Because it gave us this.

 

[hariseldon]

Re Rebecca Black - there were quite a few really creepy videos with young girls 'singing' while wearing very few clothes, and I'm pretty sure in one of the songs the rapper dude tells us all how excited he gets when he sees a school bus.

 

[batrush]

All hispanic music

 

[RubxQub]

This song will forever go down as my least favorite song I've ever heard:


...it's like someone had a cheap casio keyboard with effects, hit a few buttons on the horn effect and just looped it...

I actually really like the band Fun... but dear lord is this song a steaming pile of shit.

 

[Honey Bunny]

 

[asdfghi]

I challenge anyone to listen to this all the way through. I sure can't. Truly god-awful:

 

[Orpheum]

Edit: sorry for bump

 

[It's Jeff]

Repetitive, unintelligible, devoid of any social or artistic merit. If you say you can dance to it, you are lying.

Enjoy.

 

[Bullet Club]

Re Rebecca Black - there were quite a few really creepy videos with young girls 'singing' while wearing very few clothes, and I'm pretty sure in one of the songs the rapper dude tells us all how excited he gets when he sees a school bus.

Patrice Wilson made all those songs.



She was 12 when she made that video.

 

[hariseldon]

Patrice Wilson made all those songs.



She was 12 when she made that video.

I'm pretty sure watching those videos gets you put on some kind of list.

 

[Graven]

I'm pretty sure watching those videos gets you put on some kind of list.

I legit opened a tab in anonymous to check some videos.

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