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WrassleGAF August Edition: Cult of Personality

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Mix and Match time, Wrassle-GAF! These are some of the (questionably) finest managers of all time - fit them into the current-day WWE.

Jimmy Hart
Miss Elizabeth
Sensational Sherri
Paul Bearer
The Reverend Slick
Sunny
Mr. Fuji
Jim Cornette
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Paul E. Dangerously

Obviously for me, a heel like Mason Ryan, who is dogshit on the mic, needs someone who is pumped up and can do promos for him - Mason Ryan needs a man who can do almost all the promo for him. Fantastic match.

I'm having a hard time fitting Mr. Fuji into current-day WWE because he's such a caricature of a bygone age. He really was just the master of dirty tricks - he wasn't much of a guy who brought out the best in someone in a promo.

Paul E. Dangerously needs a stable. Nobody can forget the Dangerous Alliance - he would have worked well with Wade Barrett and Nexus last year, before they got buried.

Anyone you want to add, or discuss?
 
Sunflower said:
Mix and Match time, Wrassle-GAF! These are some of the (questionably) finest managers of all time - fit them into the current-day WWE.

Jimmy Hart
Miss Elizabeth
Sensational Sherri
Paul Bearer
The Reverend Slick
Sunny
Mr. Fuji
Jim Cornette
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Paul E. Dangerously

Obviously for me, a heel like Mason Ryan, who is dogshit on the mic, needs someone who is pumped up and can do promos for him - Mason Ryan needs a man who can do almost all the promo for him. Fantastic match.

I'm having a hard time fitting Mr. Fuji into current-day WWE because he's such a caricature of a bygone age. He really was just the master of dirty tricks - he wasn't much of a guy who brought out the best in someone in a promo.

Paul E. Dangerously needs a stable. Nobody can forget the Dangerous Alliance - he would have worked well with Wade Barrett and Nexus last year, before they got buried.

Anyone you want to add, or discuss?

MR FUJI? I LOVE MR. FUJI! /Shawn Michaels
 
Sunflower said:
Mix and Match time, Wrassle-GAF! These are some of the (questionably) finest managers of all time - fit them into the current-day WWE.

Jimmy Hart-The Miz
Miss Elizabeth-Wade Barret
Sensational Sherri-Cody Rhodes
The Reverend Slick-Mark Henry
Sunny-Ziggler edit: Changed my mind. JOMO!
Jim Cornette- The Usos
Bobby The Brain Heenan -Ezekial jackson

just off the top of my head
 
Fantasy Managing:

Jimmy Hart could manage The Miz and R-Truth..
Sunny could returns to manage Beth and Nattie
Cornette could manage Mason Ryan like he did Vader

OR...Give D.Bryan or Tyson Kidd ...Cornette as a manager then they would get personality because they are terrific wrestlers but they need personality..Oops I mean terrific Superstars..or whatever WWE is calling them.

Miss Elizabeth- Dolph Ziggler/Wade Barrett

OR if WWE is looking for next HBK stick Sherri with JoMo..
 
Damn, those manager picks you guys put out there are great fits.

Bring managers back WWE! And make them unique!
 
MetalFearSolid said:
Someone on Twitter called Matt Hardy a washed up joke. Matt's response:

Dickhead thing for him to say.

Of course, the first thing people are going to ask after that is "What good is the money going to do you when you kill yourself acting like fucking idiot?"
 
During Observer Radio, Meltzer got a text message from someone in WWE about how everyone there is laughing at TNA for being so dumb to bring back Jeff Hardy now.
 
-Pyromaniac- said:
They have 4 tag teams don't they? Miz/Truth (I think they were getting at that), Kofi/Bourne, Mcsillyputty/Otunga, and the Usos.

I count 5..Nattie/Beth are going to get tired of the Divas Division jump into Tag Team Division..Believe..
 
Net_Wrecker said:
*Jumps into time machine to check out 6 months from now*

daa daa daa daaaaaaaaaaaa

*Comes back disappointed*

How is Kevin Nash's beard?

Did the Kings of Wrestling debut?

How is Jeff Hardy doing in TNA?

But most importantly, did
a friend RVD made comment few week back..now I no why, i say a small tag team called the YB's did hay shake my hand no! Yes I said SMALL!!!
?
 
The thing is, if you do tag teams RIGHT, you get a lot more exposure to 2x the roster - tag teams go a long way towards making new stars.
 
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Sunflower said:
Damn, those manager picks you guys put out there are great fits.

Bring managers back WWE! And make them unique!



plz so..

I loved when the managers would get involved.....ahh memories

Slick
The Brain
The Mouth
Mr Fuji
Sensational Sheri
Miss Eliz
Cornette
Heyman


just to name a few
 
spindashing said:
How is Kevin Nash's beard?

It kinda looked the same. But I did see a new tweet from him defending the match with Punk by asking "All u guys still complaining...how much did u ever draw?"

spindashing said:
Did the Kings of Wrestling debut?

:lol they're stuck in FCW

spindashing said:
How is Jeff Hardy doing in TNA?

He's already won the World title twice between 3 face/heel changes. His case was also pushed back again. Also, Matt has found some sort of deity, and TNA resigned him with a new religious gimmick.

spindashing said:
But most importantly, did
a friend RVD made comment few week back..now I no why, i say a small tag team called the YB's did hay shake my hand no! Yes I said SMALL!!!
?

Uhhhh, yes.

Any other questions about the next 6 months in the industry?
 
PLEASE best against me & insult & have fun at my expense-you you've never done anything, & never will. While I sit at home with enough Drugs to last 2 lifetimes. SO later, you're BLIZZACKBALLED!
Fixed lol.
 
djsandman said:
Sweet, FCW will be awesome.
They haven't signed contracts yet so are still working Indy dates. Contracts are almost finalised so it should be soon, rumour was that they will skip FCW completely.
 
RBH said:
Meltzer says that Rey Mysterio will probably be out until after Wrestlemania 28.
Im sure his love for the fans will get him back for mania.

His has blown his knee out so many times now I say he comes back and has one more match to pass the touch to Sin Cara or some other guy and calls it quits.
 
Mysterio should just pass the torch to Hunico or Sin Cara and call it quits. He should follow Edge's example and get out before he's ruined for life.
 
IsayFever said:
Mysterio should just pass the torch to Hunico or Sin Cara and call it quits. He should follow Edge's example and get out before he's ruined for life.

Agreed. His knees are already FUBAR, he needs to stop before he won't be able to walk.
 
bean breath said:
Isn't it a major downgrade for a former WWE champion like the Miz to form a tag team and try to get the tag titles? Isn't that basically like him going after the intercontinental title?
not really.

Traditionally it hasn't been all that uncommon for someone to jump from the upper card to the mid card after losing the WWF/E title, or from the mid card to the upper card to challenge for the WWF/E title after a successful IC title reign. You even had two established singles competitors teamng up for the tag division for a while (two very well known teams you might remember are Owen and Yokozuna, or the Power Trip, HHH and Austin).

It's jus tthat for a while now there's been very little mobility between divisions because:

#1: bad booking.
#2: loss of credibiility of most of the titles due to #1.
#3: The need to constantly keep Orton and Cena in the main title picture.
#4: A tendency to have a long series of matches and rematches between the same 2 individuals for the same title in a very poorly booked fashion. This includes the stupid rematch clauses that WWE invokes 100% of the time now as the main impetus for booking decisions. It used to be that if, say, Punk beat Cena for the title, Cena would invoke his rematch clause the next night on raw, and the RAW main event would involve cena losing to Punk cleanly with a run in aftewards ,or through some kind of clever shenanigans by Punk, or someone losing due to interference/countout meaning no title change, allowing them to bury the hatchet on oldfeuds while setting up new ones. Or triple threat matches between Punk Cena and the guy who interfered.

Now, cena loses to punk, cena comes out the next night on RAW, invokes his rematch clause, and cena vs punk 2 gets booked for the next PPV. Cena wins the title back after Punk has a 21 or 28 day reign. PUnk comes out the next night on RAW and invokes HIS rematch clause, and THAT match gets booked for the NEXT PPV, with some kind of stipulation like it's a ladder match or falls count anywhere or something along those lines. Cena wins that match and after 3 or 4 months of feuding between the same two guys ,we end up back where we started, with cena having the title. Punk then gets swapped out for Del Rio or R Truth or Miz or something like that and the cycle continues.

An alternate take on this with the same basic result involves one or more of the PPVs involving a non-clean finish (like a ref screw up or outside interference when the ref is n't looiing) whichis used as justificationn for another rematch (see Christian vs. Orton)

It's bad booking that results in unnatural feuds with no impetus other than contractual clauses and "rules." There's no story. It doesn't build up a feud naturally, and it also draws out the length of existing feuds so very little happens in the product.

Because big organizations like WWE and WCW are always touring and performing on the road, they tend to adopt more mundane, simple styles of in ring action, to reduce the physical wear on their bodies. Consequently, they end up relying on the stories to draw, rather than performances. The time for performances is on PPV events (and the payoff for stories).

When you book things the way I described above, the stories are non-existant.

WWE needs to get away from using "rematch clauses" as the stories behind all of their title feuds. That's why the Nexus storyline remained mostly fresh (until the 2 or 3 months of wade challenging for the title which involved the bad booking I described above), and it's why the MitB and Summerslam title feuds stood out mor ethan anything WWE has done in the last 5 years, because therre were stories behind them, and it was personal (Punk did a great job in making things personal, and Cena did a good job responding and adapting to punk's style, making sure that the personal vendetta stood out and wasn't thrown under the rug. Especially during the contract signing for summerslam. ) They also need to move people around a bit more. Crazy Truth vs Cena was great because it involved someone fresh and helped blend the mid and upper cards a bit, even though WWE didn't follow thorugh with it.
It's that dynamic aspect to the storytelling that makes things great, and it's why the Smackdown Six flourished under paul heyman. And if you can build stories around performances themselves, that helps shoot people to the stratosphere. See Austin vs. Hart, the various Angle vs. Benoit matches, or the best of seven series between Benoit and Booker T.
 
We can hope Triple H is going to try and steer it away from the clauses and rules as he takes over the control of the shows.
 
You know what I wish WWE would go back to? In the title tournament the matches could only be won by pinfall or submission. I wish WWE would do that with every match. Get rid of count outs, and if a match has to end in DQ, just throw the match out, no winner.
 
MetalFearSolid said:
Looks like WWE has a retrospective of Nash video up on site

I'm trying to think of all the kiddies who knew Hulk Hogan as Hollywood, NWO Hogan first, and had no clue about Eat Your Prayers, Immortal, Real American Hogan.

Just think about that,,,
 
Wasn't the highest rated segment of wrestling ever "Rock, this is your life!" from back when Rock and Mankind teamed up and became the Rock 'n Sock connection and won the tag titles?
 
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