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[Space Runaway]

More straight to video dreck.

Though looking at the article, I was more surprised that this was a thing:

 

[Serpentine]

Also:

WWE star Mike “The Miz” Mizanin will return for “The Marine 4,” after starring in the third outing last year. It will also feature WWE Diva Summer Rae.

 

[Penguin]

Miz was actually the best of the three Marine actors, and by a pretty wide margin. I was surprised too.

Lies!

I think the Marine 2 is the best of the bunch. Miz has no real on-screen presence... and yes seen more than one movie with The Miz in it!

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

More straight to video dreck.

Though looking at the article, I was more surprised that this was a thing:

I don't think that's released yet, because they haven't re-ran it a million times on Cartoon Network yet like they have the rest of the Scooby-Doo movies.

 

[adj_noun]

More straight to video dreck.

Though looking at the article, I was more surprised that this was a thing:

Ok Undertaker, let's see who you really are!

*yoink*

MEAN MARK CALLOUS?!?

And I woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

TEXAS RED?!?

Grrr! My plans!

THE MASTER OF PAIN?!?

Enough already.

THE BAD GUY WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE FROM SUBURBAN COMMANDO?!?

That's enough, goddamit! Freaking internet.

 

[abstract alien]

The remaining funds for Bryan's push was probably spent on this.

 

[Judderman]

Don't get it twisted though, Jingle All The Way 1 was fucking HORRIBLE. Absolute trash. Insanity.

You're a lying liar.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

The remaining funds for Bryan's push was probably spent on this.

$7.22, half a pack of gum, a paperclip, and a cartoon drawing of a goat isn't much of a budget even for a DTV film.

 

[ReiGun]

$7.22, half a pack of gum, a paperclip, and a cartoon drawing of a goat isn't much of a budget even for a DTV film.

More than they spent on The Marine 3.

 

[Carbonox]

Fuck you WWE Films

 

[adj_noun]

Fuck you WWE Films

Little buddy.

 

[TheWarrior]

Also:

Day 1

 

[Conor_Fool]

Couldn't have said it better.

 

[bozeman]

Can we discuss the REAL WWE film news:

" followed by “Leprechaun: Origins,” starring Hornswoggle, which Lionsgate will release in August."

THIS HAS POTENTIAL TO BE THE GREATEST THING EVER!

 

[MisterHero]

Can we discuss the REAL WWE film news:

" followed by “Leprechaun: Origins,” starring Hornswoggle, which Lionsgate will release in August."

THIS HAS POTENTIAL TO BE THE GREATEST THING EVER!

This either means that Warwick Davis is out of work or he's reprising Wicket in Star Wars 7.

 

[depths20XX]

Larry the Cable Guy is still a thing?

I thought he died off like Dane Cook.

 

[speculawyer]

Don't get it twisted though, Jingle All The Way 1 was fucking HORRIBLE. Absolute trash. Insanity.

So it is a perfect project for the WWE then.

 

[speculawyer]

Larry the Cable Guy is still a thing?

I thought he died off like Dane Cook.

Spoiler

And Dan Cook was in Planes.

 

[inm8num2]

No.

 

[SkyMasterson]

Is it wrong I actually got excited about this? Then I saw who they got to star...wtf.

I would so watch, if it starred Damien Sandow. Hell, I'll even take Cena in the main role.

Larry the Cable Guy? Jesus Christ WWE.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Ok Undertaker, let's see who you really are!

*yoink*

MEAN MARK CALLOUS?!?

And I woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

TEXAS RED?!?

Grrr! My plans!

THE MASTER OF PAIN?!?

Enough already.

THE BAD GUY WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE FROM SUBURBAN COMMANDO?!?

That's enough, goddamit! Freaking internet.

You are king of the smarks, you.

"You're a dead man, Wamsey!"

 

[Jitters]

SANTINO!? Will watch.

 

[jakncoke]

They made a marine 2 and 3 are on the way to 4? jesus..

also making a 2nd jingle all the way..

man they trying to be new Asylum , but i guess thats not the worst thing in life as Asylum has reportedly never lost money on a film despite being low b movie shit

 

[smurfx]

why are some people upset? has jingle all the way transitioned from shitty movie to a classic movie all of a sudden?

 

[Zombie James]

Larry the Cable Guy to star in 'Jingle' sequel, while Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin will return in 'The Marine 4'

They're up to four? How?

 

[Rapstah]

They're up to four? How?

They made a second one in 2009 and then a third one last year and suddenly the next one was the fourth one.

 

[Mr-Joker]

I don't get why people are upset that they are "ruining" Jingle All The Way 2, it isn't like the first one was anything amazing.

Jingle All The Way is a crap movie so it's fitting that it's sequel will be crap.

 

[Jitters]

OH WAIT A MINUTE, I forgot what Jingle All The Way was. I thought it was some WWE x-mas movie. Now I'm super hyped.

 

[MisterHero]

why are some people upset? has jingle all the way transitioned from shitty movie to a classic movie all of a sudden?

I've got a bigger brain!!

 

[jmdajr]

why are some people upset? has jingle all the way transitioned from shitty movie to a classic movie all of a sudden?

Time heals all wounds.

 

[brandonh83]

why are some people upset? has jingle all the way transitioned from shitty movie to a classic movie all of a sudden?

People are upset? My reaction boils down to "why?" There's nothing to be upset about. Confusion, shock... perhaps even concern, yes.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Tom Arnold is rolling in his grave

 

[TheWarrior]

Has the dialogue gotten better or worse as the series progressed. I only say thing because I can't imagine anything worse than Cena delivering this:


"They have a hostage.......................it's my wife"

 

[To Far Away Times]

I never asked for this.

 

[MisterHero]

Tom Arnold is rolling in his grave

You mean Phil Hartman right.

He wouldn't put Liz's cookies down.

 

[Perspicacity]

I'd rather it was just a Santino solo feature.

 

[Nester]

Jingle all the Way was awesomely bad. Unless this one is in St. Paul again, no interest.

 

[The Light]

What are you guys on? Jingle All The Way was decent. The kid was annoying about that doll( in before action figure), but Sinbad and Arnold had a couple of memorable scenes. The sequel will probably suck tho.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

Jingle all the Way was awesomely bad.

Epically!

 

[adj_noun]

Jingle all the Way was awesomely bad.

 

[sixteen-bit]

will wait for Jingle All the Way 2 The Grave

 

[SteveWinwood]

why

why

whyyyyyyyyy

 

[Lijik]

ANOTHER smash hit from the director-leadactor team of The Tooth Fairy 2???
I cant wait to see what direct to video sequel this pair makes next.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Spoiler

Can't be worse than National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2, but that isn't saying much.

How about A Christmas Story 2: The Official Sequel?

 

[Szu]

 

[grosvenor_92]

What are the chances it's so bad its good ?

 

[TheOGB]

Are they coming back to Minnesota to film it?

 

[Parch]

Is there a WWE movie actually worth watching?

How's that horror flick with Kain?

 

[Ultratech]

What are the chances it's so bad its good ?

Slim to none.

Literally.

 

[MisterHero]

Let's face it Minneapolis is such a boring city. It doesn't deserve Turbo-Man as its protector.