Alligatorjandro
Banned
dudebros will be shot on sight
I would require mosaic censoring for flatware and arranged fridge magnets
Why?
Money - 1
So instead of 1 dollar, you'd have 99 cents and instead of a 50 dollar note, you'd have a 49 note, instead of a 100 note, a 99 note and so on.
-Make people talk and write backwards. Everyone would have to talk fast while the talk backwards.
-Everyone must run. No walking allowed. No driving allowed. No planes allowed. No bikes allowed. Nothing, but your two feet. You must also jump every 10 steps of running.
-Everyone must be sitting up when sleeping. Your head be strait up, and no pillow allowed. Legs also must be in a pretzel position as well.
-Everyone has to cook their own meals twice. The first cooked meal will be thrown away. You can also only use one hand and one eye while cooking. It's the right hand and eye that you can not use.
..but you can only enact frivolous laws. What are some of the first ones you pass?
Wednesday has to be spelled Wensday.
Men cannot wear scarves.
No more clowns.
Kilts are to be worn in summer where temperature is above 80 degrees.
Cloaks are to be worn in all seasons but summer.
Kilts are to be worn in summer where temperature is above 80 degrees.
Cloaks are to be worn in all seasons but summer.
Why?Men cannot wear scarves.
Those who are caught wearing douche-bag popped collars will be punishable by law to henceforth wear outfits that contain at minimum three popped collars at the same time for six months.
Those who work in the category "finances" by law will be required to put in double the amount of paid work hours into social work or civil services.
Mandatory that everyone, one day of the week, talk in a heavy accent of their stereotype.
Death penalty for anyone who says "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less".
All burgers must be served plain by default. Toppings must be requested individually.
You must salute squirrels that pass by.
Fucking Don Draper wore a scarf tonight. Anti-scarf contingent shot dead.
I can't believe no one liked my Wensday rule. Seriously, that's pretty fucked up that we have to spell it Wednesday.
I've been holding this grudge since the first grade.
I can't believe no one liked my Wensday rule. Seriously, that's pretty fucked up that we have to spell it Wednesday.
I've been holding this grudge since the first grade.
I'd like to further mandate that we drop the second "C" in Connecticut.
I didn't know that was there for a long, long time.