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[Scrow]

The only hardcore are the people who have not sold thier Gamecubes yet.

why would i sell my gamcube? there's almost no money to be made from it now and i still play games on it.

 

[pollo]

You rang?

:lol :lol :lol


If its hardcore like Zelda 2...must buy! If not, fuck off nintendo!

 

[Tarazet]

Actually I haven't played it yet. I have the disc for my GC sitting there, but I was thinking of going Rev download. I'm not in any rush.

You know, I understand that in Japan, the furry thing is just "cute" or something... Girls can just have animal ears coming out the top of their head and it's like "wee!" Hell, even FFX-2 dabbled in it a bit... But I was introduced to furrydom by PortalOfEvil.com. It's not cute to me, only pathetic and worthy of destruction and ridicule.

I don't see why it would even bother you, since Link actually transforms into a wolf, and not some wolf-dude like something out of the Shining Force games..

 

[terrene]

I don't see why it would even bother you, since Link actually transforms into a wolf, and not some wolf-dude like something out of the Shining Force games..

Fully transforming into an animal at will is the ultimate desire of many furries, and even if it wasn't, the motif of anthropromorphism is still there, as the "wolf" (presumably) has Link's consciousness inside and acts as a warrior on the side of nobility, which a wolf cannot do.

Go touch a cat.

 

[Spike]

I would be more excited if this weren't the first game where link transforms into a wolf "avatar," like some kind of horrible furry fanfic come to life. "Hardcore?" No, really, thanks. Zelda: The Moonlit Yiffing, now with semen!

WTF?!?! It's better than the bunny rabbit he changed into in LTTP, no?

 

[terrene]

WTF?!?! It's better than the bunny rabbit he changed into in LTTP, no?

It was, but now that it's "hardcore" it isn't, becuase wolves produce more semen.

 

[AniHawk]

It was, but now that it's "hardcore" it isn't, becuase wolves produce more semen.

it's interesting that you know that.

 

[Ranger X]

Link is about

Spoiler

to have sex with Zelda, he's behind but suddendly the night falls, it's fullmoon and then he transform into a werewolf.... so this ends into beast sex.

That's hardcore indeed. Furries fan ahoy!!

 

[AniHawk]

Link is about

Spoiler

to have sex with Zelda, he's behind but suddendly the night falls, it's fullmoon and then he transform into a werewolf.... so this ends into beast sex.

That's hardcore indeed. Furries fan ahoy!!

It sounds like you've given this some thought.

 

[SantaC]

It sounds like you've given this some thought.

:lol :lol

nah, at the most zelda

Spoiler

will give link a hug or kiss

 

[Unison]

Revolution controller to be used in Hot Coffee minigame! OMG.

 

[Ranger X]

It sounds like you've given this some thought.

You never dreamed of f**cking Zelda? Damn, i was early with testosterone when i was a kid i guess...

 

[Hydro_Alexis]

I think its safe to say link is fiinally going to pop zelda's cherry.

 

[=W=]

HEY GUYS I THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT SEX LOL

 

[MomoPufflet]

I'd go gay for that link.

 

[callous]

Fully transforming into an animal at will is the ultimate desire of many furries, and even if it wasn't, the motif of anthropromorphism is still there, as the "wolf" (presumably) has Link's consciousness inside and acts as a warrior on the side of nobility, which a wolf cannot do.

Ok, you're thinking way too much about this. Just play the damn game. Would you not play a Star Wars game just because you knew that somewhere out there, someone is jerking off to a Leia figurine?

Animals have been in basically every single fairy tale and tale of adventure since the dawn of time. Stop giving furries any credit for anything. They don't deserve anything but pity and psychological help.

I'm not saying this just as a response to your post. I've just noticed an alarming and growing trend of people getting all up in arms over increasingly ridiculous things that they somehow manage to, wrongly, associate with furrydom. At this rate, dog owners will end up being called perverts around 2010.

 

[capitalCORN]

Maybe Nintendo, in an attempt to further solidify their status with their fans, decided to incorporate user created slash fic in the game. Joe Cracker is now managing director of Z:TP.

 

[UltraMarioMan]

Man I hope Miyamoto doesn't read this board...

 

[callous]

Man I hope Miyamoto doesn't read this board...

Of course he does. How else would he be able to stay in the loop.

 

[Dragmire]

You know, I understand that in Japan, the furry thing is just "cute" or something... Girls can just have animal ears coming out the top of their head and it's like "wee!" Hell, even FFX-2 dabbled in it a bit... But I was introduced to furrydom by PortalOfEvil.com. It's not cute to me, only pathetic and worthy of destruction and ridicule.

I can't even tell if this is a joke. I'd say yes, but then I see terrene's name...

 

[CO_Andy]

Wind Waker was too hardcore

 

[terrene]

Ok, you're thinking way too much about this. Just play the damn game. Would you not play a Star Wars game just because you knew that somewhere out there, someone is jerking off to a Leia figurine?

Animals have been in basically every single fairy tale and tale of adventure since the dawn of time. Stop giving furries any credit for anything. They don't deserve anything but pity and psychological help.

I'm not saying this just as a response to your post. I've just noticed an alarming and growing trend of people getting all up in arms over increasingly ridiculous things that they somehow manage to, wrongly, associate with furrydom. At this rate, dog owners will end up being called perverts around 2010.

lol

I'm being pretty facetious dude. Just looking for an angle on the use of the word "hardcore" like all the other niggas on this thread.

Spoiler

Furries are fucked up, though.

 

[kIdMuScLe]

why is it that his crotch is censored? is that rumor really true? the one where they he has one of the biggest penises in japan? =\

 

[Ranger X]

Wind Waker was too hardcore

Yup. Hardcore sailing in there. Didn't like that

 

[AniHawk]

Yup. Hardcore sailing in there. Didn't like that

I think he means ganondorf being stabbed in the face.

 

[Ganondorf>Link]

I think he means ganondorf being stabbed in the face.

QFT

 

[Oblivion]

Maybe they should focus on making it fun. The art style and graphics are already shit, that's the only hope they have.

LOL. Go back to Teamxbox.

I wonder if Ninty fans will suddenly praise mature games. You know....they don't praise anything until their fearless leader gets balls deep in it :lol . Rev will have online- "I suddenly support online!!"

Don't know what you're talking about. Well, maybe there are a few who act like that. But I for one have always wanted online, regardless of whatever excuses Iwata made with the GC. Furthermore, you can make a game "mature" without appealing to the lowest common denominator, you know. If Nintendo made a game that appealed to wannabe "gangstas" and the like, I would never fully endorse them. I didn't with cel shading, and I won't with that, either.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Maybe they should focus on making it fun. The art style and graphics are already shit, that's the only hope they have.

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